he/him - 19 years of age - São Paulo / SP - Brazil
Proud pansexual, human rights activist and feminist

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I am close friend with Neymar (seriously) see the caption he says that he loves me https://www.instagram.com/p/B8PWSoBAazk/


KKKKKK fanny&absurd bans KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKJ

1. Literally the oldest bait of the internet
https://imgur.com/jiahK4E

2. I can't be proud of my own culture. Racistas!
https://imgur.com/KLYiUxu

3. I also got 3 day ban because I made a joking:
"I hate that my sister and my girlfriend have the same name (Julia)
Cuz when we are making love i scream her name and it reminds me of my girlfriend"

"Mixing girlfriends and sister is indeed against the rules." E., Jonathan. 2020.
https://imgur.com/ttij8Dv

4. 1 day ban because I made a thread arguing that Tyrannosaurus can't wipe their own ass because they have tiny arms

5. 3-day ban because I said that I got a PP Overdose at the Carnival (I bet it was dimitri homophobic who banned me in this one)

6. No. Fucking. Comments.
https://www.imgur.com/a/33CAtMe

7. https://imgur.com/EDLBEn7
_Awper bolsominion fudido

Welcome, this is HLTV moderation...........no comments! Cuz if I comment I get ban 4ever. that's how things work here.........


Fun fact: ASTR28LYS never beat FÚRIA
They played two times (one bo1 and one bo3) and FÚRIA won both in a humiliating fashion
AST28LYS had a 37-1 record on Nuke and then they lost 2x in a row to FÚRIA on that map!

The 28 in AST28LYS is a refference to the time that they lost 28 rounds in a row
The Y stands for luckY cuz they are very lucky