Hi and welcome to my profile! =)

ive been actively inactive in cs since 2014 and just now decided to make a hltv acc :)

have a great day!

some copypastas:

Ali “Aleksib” Sabid is a Pakistani CS:GO professional, who currently plays for Omad Ghazi (OG), an electrical sports (E-sport) organization in Islamabad, Pakistan. He is a part-time street barber on the Fatah Jang district.

Ali “Aleksib” Sabid is a Pakistani CS:GO professional, who currently plays for Nandi and Valu Invincibles (NAVI), an electrical sports (E-sport) organization in Islamabad, Pakistan. He is a part-time street barber on the Fatah Jang district.

Niketan "NiKo" Ojha is a professional csgo player playing for Indian Ecectrician Company GARUDA-2 (G2) from Chennai, India as a bad AWPER/ IGL/ 4750 DECOY . He is known mostly for kicking Kailash 'KennyS' Sharma and getting no kills with the AWP....

I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order. Jame took the redbull and bhopped out the door.

But don’t let this post distract you from the fact that FaZe Clan choked a 15-11 lead in the CS:GO Boston Major Final on the final map, Inferno, giving C9 and NA their first Major

Don’t let this tweet distract you from the fact that FaZe Clan choked a 15-11 lead in the CS:GO Boston Major Final on the final map, Inferno, giving C9 and NA their first Major

Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure

Allu is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic ”going B, but then benching Aleksib”. He also has a second little known tactic of ”going A, but then going home without any wins”. What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure.

Hello, my name is Mohammed bin Salman the prince of Saudi Arabia who lives in palace on Mirage. The past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my house and sitting on my couch. he told me his name was "jame" and he was "saving." can someone tell me what this means?

Sudeep “S1mple” Vernakulum Muthu Sanjeev is an Indian professional Counter Strike: Global Offensive player who currently plays for Nandi and Valu Invincibles (NAVI) , an Electrical Sports (E-Sports) team based in Nagapattinam, Tamilnadu, India. He’s currently also working as a tech support at Dell Systems, and is looking for a core engineering job in a hardware company

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

I’m telling you, Ropz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door

I saw blameF once in a McDonald’s and he was acting strange. Whenever someone came in, he’d go behind them. It was like he never wanted to go first. When all the people bought their lunches it was his turn since no one was left. He looked at me and said “I’d rather save my money for tomorrow” and he bhopped out through the window. Strange guy..

We just took down the #1 ranked team in the world and all the casters can think to say is Heroic didn't show up.

We clawed our way back from 217th in the world by BUILDING a talent pipeline the whole scene memed on.

Step out of the echo chamber and pay attention.