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Finnally 10 year banned after 3 months of hltv. I'll see you all in hltv heaven.
Remember: Thorin is love, Thorin is life.

PS: Thank you for all the kind words. Hopefully more will become Thorin enjoyers like me because of my work here. I will be back...

About Thorin:

Thorin a.k.a. "The Esports Historian". esports journalist since 2001, specializing in Counter-Strike, Quake, StarCraft, Overwatch and League of Legends. He is the two time winner of the Cadred/Heaven Media esports Journalist of the Year award in 2012 and 2013 and winner of the 2017 esports Awards journalist of the year award. Works as a studio analyst for Counter-Strike tournaments.

Thorin related Trivia:

- Former Editor-in-Chief of SK Gaming, covering a time span of two and a half years
- Has been in the esports industry for 20 years
- Co-author of two guides to competitive Counter-Strike, TAO-CS and TAO-fRoD
- Counter-Strike color commentator for ESL during the fourth and fifth IEM seasons
- CS:GO expert studio analyst for the first ever CS:GO major
- ex-Co-host of [POD]Cast, a Counter-Strike related podcast, with ex-pros cArn and lurppis
- Co-host of Summoning Insight, a LoL talk show, with OGN colour commentator MonteCristo
- In late 2014 he got an offer to coach Fnatic LoL but denied the offer

Thorin copypastas:

What’s the point of this existence if not to commit to and worship Thorin at all times. He is the only divine entity in this universe and the source of all good and evil. His presence extends to all walks of life, from the most pathetic mibr fan up to the followers that call him their lord. Thorin is sometimes loved, sometimes hated but always feared. Just like how the Christians of old would fear their God's wrath yet love him all the same we must have the same relationship with Thorin. Thorin could flatten the most barbaric army in a click of his fingers and create the most beautiful art with a tap of his foot, his ever loving yet truth preserving nature echoes through the universe like a melodic song flowing through air. In all honesty it’s astounding that Thorin even lets the doubters live, just because he doesn’t flaunt his all powerful abilities they believe he is just a mere mortal like them, this is very much a misconception and when Thorin calls the day of judgment upon us they will perish by the hundreds of thousands after realizing what they have done. Thorin created this universe and he has the power to end it all the same. Let that be known! Be warned sinners BE WARNED!

Okay but what if i was to have sex with Thorin. Just imagine it, the soft ginger beard brushing up against your neck, the smooth feel of his pale skin and the blissful way he would pleasure you. It would just be heaven. If i was as attractive as Thorin i don't even know what i would do, he simply captivates me whenever i see his face. Those devilish good looks might just be the best I've ever seen and with a rock solid jaw line and a cheeky grin on his cute face I would obey his every command. Honestly its unbearable to even resist my temptation to deny his handsomeness, its like if beauty was incarnated into a singular human form. One day i will make love with the mighty sex machine called Thorin and achieve pleasure of the likes that is beyond human understanding.

How it this guy so next level? Like i actually don't understand how a human being can be this unbelievably smart. Everything that comes out his mouth blows my mind, he is so well read he could recite a library of information at a moments notice. Truly a revolutionary figure in the scene of not only esports but also world view and understanding. If he was running for president he could fix any country in a matter of months, the only thing holding him back would be the mistakes of his minions that he would expertly maneuver to do his bidding. Take any African country right now and if you made Thorin the president he would turn it from a impoverished dystopia to a wonderful utopia the likes of which the world has never seen. People would flock to live under his outstanding leadership and witness histories greatest mind work in action. My greatest ambition is to work for such a marvelous person, to carry out his commands and make the world a better place is like a dream to me. Now if only he wasn't stuck in stupid esports and wanted to transition away from it, that is the worlds biggest flaw in not realizing how brilliant Thorin is.

Things named after Thorin:

My favorite chemical: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorin_(chemistry)
My favorite LOTR character: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorin_Oakenshield
My favourite village: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorington#Church_Farm_Nature_Reserve

List of Thorin threads I’ve made:

Thorin's social media accounts:

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfeeUuW7edMxF3M_cyxGT8Q
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197960575632
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thooorin (DONATE NOW!!!)
HLTV: https://www.hltv.org/profile/166257/thooorin
Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/rDKxKfM
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Thooorin
Website: https://about.me/Thooorin
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Thorin

Based Thorin followers:

People i just like :)

https://www.hltv.org/profile/1353640/biggest-dont-cry-fan a.k.a sergio <3 <3
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1337885/eestu
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1378968/zerosh1maa-2
https://www.hltv.org/profile/942586/someone86
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1383398/eddiiiej
https://www.hltv.org/profile/974974/bomberman
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1080940/make-ethiopia-coptic-again
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1369812/lilalb
https://www.hltv.org/profile/913570/xblackdragon9

Pictures of Thorin:

Thorin cute: https://imgur.com/a/17APlfW
Thorin laughing: https://imgur.com/a/WEpiwEn
Thorin surprised: https://imgur.com/a/D3RzgSn
Thorin staring into your soul: https://imgur.com/a/gvI8pmJ
Thorin measuring the average Brazilian dick: https://imgur.com/a/HdMBlOQ

About me:

- I am the biggest Thorin stan on HLTV. Thorin-kun is my idol <3 <3
- I love Richard Lewis secondly. He is the GOAT esports journalist <3 <3
- I am the world record holder of most 10 yeared accounts, currently on: 10!!
- I have 16k comments across different accounts in 7 months. I might be the king of no lifers.
- I have played CSGO since 2019 and started watching esports in the summer of 2019
- I have 2000 CSGO hours
- I have been 10 year banned on this account (successfully unbanned thanks to Johnny E)
- I am a tea enthusiast. Tea is the greatest drink ever created.
- I never bait, only strategically trigger
- I have no alts (100% true)

My proudest acheivemnt

Original comment: https://imgur.com/a/KoWRkjm
Proof its me: https://ibb.co/gJ7sDHW

*This account is a joke by the way, I like Thorin a lot but not this much*

#FreeDiscodiplan
#Freelilalb
#Freesomeone86

Being nice is underrated!
Also always remember to add exclamation marks!

Imagine having a ban history smh