Delusional fan of Dev1ce and Gla1ve
Half Brazilian Half Portuguese


Best Copypastas i have saved:

Device is proof to me that God doesn't exist. How can someone be so good with everything? Pistols, fucking your favorite team, rifles, punching monitors, awping etc. Its just not fair, how can anyone believe in God when Device exists? To top if off he looks like Tom Cruise, is rich as fuck and could have been a badminton pro if he wanted. But he just had to go into csgo, dick on everyone and ruin everyones faith in God. Thank you device.

rofl imagine using the word malding
hahahahah
what kind of word is that retard?? does it mean male balding or some shit that you learned from hot streamer girl chat?
shit man you are fucking TRASH

Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesi8

Trump skilled president but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him body and brain.....Maybe he not retard but maybe he using the brain deficit ...and this cant seem on tv screen..He needs to check-up....Trump using brain deficit on USA scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your votes ?

Jonty I'm a 6 year veteran of this site. I am Big Boss, I am Liquid Snake crossed with Solid Snake. I am Metal Gear
To put it in your inferior brain, or to say, Lehman's terms. I am the final boss of this site. I am the catalyst.


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26/08/2021 just got banned for 1 week because i said ''ok mens)) wait...'' ;(

27/09/2021 Got banned for a couple of days because i put the 16-0 copypasta in FaZe vs Complexity match...

Got banned 2 times again, 1 for 3 days and another for 1 day GG. (Somewhere in Early November 2021)

Hello,

you are currently banned for participating in a pointless comments tree inside a match thread.

This type of behaviour is not welcome, especially not in special sections of the site like news or match threads.

Ultimately, this will lead for your account to end up permanently locked due to its extensive ban history.

Replied to a person with a joke, and then 10 other people replied to me with the same thing making me get banned and now potentially 10 yeared. i participate so much in HLTV and actually discuss alot here but i guess you get banned here for commenting