The Reason why crying isnt free

"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.

As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.

Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8.
I used the following formula (
price is in US Dollar):

(price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears

France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $

That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism)

Thank you for reading.




.................h....o....w....m....u....c....h
..............c......................................c.o
...........u......................................u...w
.......m.....................................m.....m
.....w.....................................w.........u
..o.....................................o.............c
h....o....w....m....u....c....h...............h
o.....................................o.............c
w....................................w..........u
m...................................m......m
u.....................................u....w
c.....................................c..o
h....o....w....m....u....c....h

U MAD?

xD--------------xD-----xDxDxD
--xD----------xD-------xD--------xD
----xD------xD---------xD--------xD
------xD--xD-----------xD--------xD
--------xD--------------xD---------xD
------xD--xD-----------xD--------xD
----xD------xD---------xD--------xD
--xD----------xD-------xD--------xD
xD--------------xD-----xDxDxD

------?------------?----------------------------------????
--??----------?---------------------------------?-------------?
?--?--------???-------------------------?---------------?
------?------?--------?-----???-----?-----------------?
------?------?---------?----------------------?----------------?
------?------?-------?-------------------------?--------------?
--???---???-----------------------------????


In memory of the legendary BR Troll buddyINSANE:

We smart, we loyal, we friendly, we are from BRAZIL!
Kreygasm