*HLTV Awards*
kennyS: anyone seen zywoo? he's not here
shox: yes where's the GOAT?
apEX: *smirks* He's busy, but he'll come, you see...
*opener of the year announcement*
pashaBiceps: and the opener of the year is donk!
donk: thank you mens, I wanna thank my girlfriend, suns1de, please come up on the stage
suns1de: I have a secret to tell you donk
donk: w-what is it?
*suns1ide grabs her hair and pulls on it, revealing it was a mask. Underneath, it was ZywOo*
zywoo: I went undercover to nerf you and take the player of the year award with no competition, oui oui
donk: noooooooooooo
apex: *cums while applauding* einsteinwoo, geniuswoo!