~ About Me

Well a little insight to my life; I was born on a day, at sometime, at some place. At 8 years of age I exhibited signs of an intellectual superiority and a sex drive that could rival that of Lee Evans on cocaine. I can cook 2 minute noodles in one minute, mmmh Yes I can believe it's butter. I'm not a racist I just hate everyone. Due to the excesive amount of women i've slept with it's guarnteed i'll appear in your family tree a minimum of 3 times. I don't need a watch or clock, I decide the time.


~ Current Status

TEAMLESS :(

~ Past Teams:

~ Counter Strike: Source

UK #reACT! - (keL, titCh, HeaT, mimix, cache )
UK #sketch - (keL, ScoLa/bukio, JiMbOb/millen, danbear, neOn, OptriX)
UK #demisepoint/#Ascension.css (keL, silly, Phate, Adz, DQ )
UK #cZar - (keL, zdH/hudzG, danbear, FlikstRR, raii, neOn, ioNz)
UK #mugNmouse - (keL, BowzAr, rhyzz, jq, simoN, burchY)
UK #VYE - (keL, Anto, Cookies, TrEdZ, PULS3, mN) - 5th EPS UK Season 5

~ LANs Attended
Insomnia 41
mEmLAN 5/7

~ Contact

[email protected]
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KELSKi/

~ mIRC Quotes

[18:18:44] tolteK-LaZygun> FAT GIRLS GIVE GOOD HEAD
[18:18:46] tolteK-LaZygun> FACT!!
[18:18:48] XentriX^> LOL
[18:18:53] XentriX^> cuz they thinks its a sausage

(23:14:12) (asperityewaf) asperity are holding pokemon tournament at i30, no more than 2 shineys per deck, and only 1 rainbow energy card allowed, winner gets a pikachu lunch box.
(23:14:52) (baderityjnns) ewaf your mum is a snorlax
(23:14:53) (baderityjnns) gg.

MAURiTiAN MAGiCiAN (n1tmAn) : brb gettin a banana, its not because im black and apparantly resemble a monkey, its because they taste reli quite nice mate.

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Some Sexy Deagle Shots By Me 8-D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DXGlj8WJBc