The Ballad of Sir Hiko the Stout

My name is Spencer Martin
I am fat and always fartin'
I used to play well
But now I just smell.

I wanted to join iBP with swag
But he was banned for being a fag
To liquid I went, replacing flowsick
He was bad; he sucked dick

I got s1mple and he carried us far
Because of him, i got money and a new car
But he left us because I am so shit
I am so stinky, just like my armpit

Now I am very alone and sad
No one wants me cuz I'm bad
Maybe optic will take me for now
But alas, I'm still an overweight clown.