Half a year later and the 40 yo virgin still hasn't unbanned me

Light a candle, for I have joined my fallen brothers in HLTV heaven. Cya in 2030.

https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2394238/bye-guys (best comments deleted which only seems fitting)
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2394251/petition-to-unban-gunt

Thank you for the memories, HLTV! I will never forget you.

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HLTV resume:

-8th most comments in HLTV history.
-Partook in the creation of top HLTV memes: "My name: Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer" and "azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars" (by my good friend lc303).
-Mentored HLTV legends Gl0wen and prokda.
-First user to branch HLTV fame onto other medias. Got notorious following, Linda "ding1" Herman among others.
-Anders Blume tweeted a picture of a discussion Tubewoody, D1v1ne and I had, to which Thorin replied. https://twitter.com/OnFireAnders/status/692887316193366018
-Official "hltv cringelord", awarded by famous, former admin and onsite reporter Michal "stich" Malachowski.
-At my peak had 13 fans.
-Invented HLTV nolifing
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1st comment: https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/802202/schneider#r9385833
20k: https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2094888/hltv-users-come-here#r36556169
30k: https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2351358/ppl-hating-on-f1#r44806740
Last comment: https://web.archive.org/web/20201219231008/https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2393688/book-help-plsss-come#r46566078
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Ban count: 34

Last and decisive ban: Replied "first one cuz cooler name" in a thread about which of two monitors to buy.

Comment count by year:
2015: 8 000
2016: 10 000
2017: 500
2018: 30
2019: 6 000
2020: 8 000
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Top 10 comment totals as of November 26, 2020

1. superappelflap- 47735- hltv.org/profile/662898/superappelflap
2. Iarentthinkthatz- 43989- hltv.org/profile/751700/iarentthinkthatz
3. Jonty04I32- 40742- hltv.org/profile/668758/jonty04l32
4. NukestrikE- 39803- hltv.org/profile/300967/nukestrike
5. Linkolini- 36559- hltv.org/profile/969894/linkolini
6. kick_friberg_ffs- 35447- hltv.org/profile/539650/kick-friberg-ffs
7. tubewoody- 33127- hltv.org/profile/167235/tubewoody
8. günT- 32462 - hltv.org/profile/609833/gnt
9. meistr0- 31249- hltv.org/profile/1075801/meistr0
10. BigBaguette - 29127 - hltv.org/profile/840541/bigbaguette
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I'll miss you <3 take care

OG, pioneer checking out.

:(