Retired from "normal" HLTV due to fucked up admins and mods like Dimitrii. If you didnt knew, his parents are siblings lel. Selloutsite is dead anyway.

getpost chatroom: BfICrew
If you arent whitelisted pm me your getpo.st nick



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DONT CLICK THIS: https://imgur.com/a/rp6lA#ii4fpD5

TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/BaguetteHLTV

STEAM: https://steamcommunity.com/id/baguettefromikea
its a smurf so dont expect me to be online



WHO AM I?

Picture of me:
https://imgur.com/LJUdEAg

My wikipedia article translated from german to english:

Baguette from Ikea (born in 1995) is a German actor, baiter, songwriter, businessman and ex professional Counter-strike: Global Offensive player who is currently playing for Poof- Clan. He has received three Golden Bait Awards for his work as a baiter on HLTV. Baguette from Ikea is widely regarded as one of the best CS:GO players in the world.

His life:
Baguette grew up in Germany. A country that is considered tier 1 by HLTV classifying which means he had an easy life compared to most citizens of third world countries. He has two brothers, Croissant from Ikea and Frog from Ikea. Both are also known superstars in CS:GO. At the young age of 2 he developed an interest in playing football before he got signed by a Chinese football club by the age of 4. After just 2 years he ended his football career as a multimillionaire and started to play CS:GO. He was always a fan favorite as he donated all his earnings from the eSport scene to his own charity named “HLTV autist care charity” which helps mentally challenged people from HLTV. After just 3 years he got bored by CS:GO and decided to step down as an active player, remaining a legend till now. He rarely plays CS:GO nowadays and when he does mainly on his smurf. Beside that he is often acting in Hollywood and Bollywood movies, writes songs (black music genre), does other shady businessstuff and also wrote two bestseller books about himself. Both with the exact same content but HLTV brains still bought it cause the second one had a signature on its cover which wasn’t even original but done by Indians.

A few of his achievements:
- 2x Chinese football champion
- Youngest professional football player of all time
- 2x World champion in FIFA 18 with only 2 tries
- Top scorer in Chinese football league with 3647 goals and 1932 assists
- 4x CS:GO major winner
- 1x PUBG major winner
- 1x Fortnite major winner (just a joke, Baguette from Ikea is known for thinking that Fortnite is PUBG for poor people so he doesn’t play it)
- Three Golden Bait Awards
- And many other achievements which we won’t list as Wikipedia doesn’t have enough disk space to list them all.



ANTI-BAN TUTORIAL BY BAGUETTE FROM IKEA:

https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/1303841/how-to-avoid-ban-on-hltv

1) Go to the top left corner of HLTV and search for your nickname
2) Click on the nickname and then on "Profile"
3) Click on "edit profile"
4) Click on "country"
5) Search for "Brazil" and take it
6) Save edit
7) Thats it. You are safe.

Update 1: If you still get banned change the flag to the danish one



MY HASHTAGS:

1) #BaguetteFromIkea
2) #GoodGuyBagutteFromIkea
3) #AgentBaguetteFromIkea
4) #UnofficialReportAdminBaguetteFromIkea
5) #fallSKG
6) #TeacherBaguetteFromIkea
7) #RichLifestyleByBaguetteFromIkea
8) #BadassBaguetteFromIkea
9) #FactProviderBaguetteFromIkea
10) #BaguetteFromIkea4Admin
11) #ProGamerBaguetteFromIkea
12) #BaguetteFromIkeaOnTour
12) #TwoFacedBaguetteFromIkea
13) #PredictionGodBaguetteFromIkea
14) #BaitMasterBaguetteFromIkea



List of baiters on HLTV that you shouldnt trust:

Jia
Ondrej_Durica; get_frozen_to_a_major; Zetor16245
sKeletoN_SN
Dimitrii