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PLEASE LET'S ALL GET ALONG ON HLTV AND NOT FIGHT,BE RACIST, HATEFUL, OR MEAN TO EACH OTHER SO INSTEAD OF FIGHTING POSTING NASTY THINGS REMEMBER THIS:

"i.<3.U.Almost.as.much.as.I.<3[.][.]s.
and.you<3.[.][.].s. too.and.me2.so.we.can.both.be.like.the.brother.from.another.mother.with.our.love.for.to.see.the.
[.][.]s.WE.CAN.LIKE.BOTH.THE.SMALL[.][.]s.AND.THE.BIGOL'E[.][.]s.TOGETHER.N.GET.ALONG.<3ing[.][.]s"

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[.][.].s.are.important.in.life.remember.it.is.all.about.the.<3.for.the.[.][.]s.so.i'm.trying.to.say:
[.][.].<3 [0.R]
i<3[.][.]s [&]
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Ir8UrS1st3rs[.][.]SENuDenDuDes.would.be.really.nice.BUT.I.M.47.YEARS.OLD.so.PLZ.only.if.UrS1st3rs.legal. age.which.in.my.country.18+.so.nothing.less.or.M0MmY.will.get.mad.at.me.mYM0MmY.is.my.roommate.She.has.job.but.I.am.a.Stay.At.Home.Son.because.mYM0MmY.cant.take.care.of.herself.so.I.do.the.things.for.her.like.watch.tv.takeouttrash.play.CSGO.clean.vaccum.mop.kitchencleanning.smokepurplemarijuana.cleanyard.so.that.she.can.be.able.to.be.taken.care.of.instead.of.me.putting.her.in.a.home.telling.the.government.she.crazy.and.taking.her.monies.thats.mean.so.i.dont.I.stay.and.care.for.her.and.I.cant.have.problem.or.trouble.with.my.roommate.the.truth.is.she.is.mYM0MmY.but.I.tell.the.girls.my.roommate.cause.I don't.want.them.to.know.I.live.with.mYM0MmY.but.my.bros.know.and.YALL.HLTVuserS.R.myREAL.
bR0S.n.h0M1Es.or.!S.1T.h0meys.shit.IDK.but.yall.my.dAwGZ.MY.H0mEys.OrH0m1es.however.itz.spellt.
ite.imout.peace.ite.C.U.L8R.peaceout.
2.my.H0mEy.OrH0m1es.U.jst.remember.SENuDenDuDesSo.I.can.r8UrS1st3r


ok.bye.now.byenow.byebye.buh.bye.buhheeeyyeee.iwillcul8raliga8or..the.end.again.even.tho.i.already.said.theend.but.this.is.really.the.end.now.so.ok.bye.bye.mister.weird.guy.no.I.dont.want.your.ice.cream.no.i.dont.want.to.get.into.your.truck.ok.bye.if.you.read.this.you.b8d.yourself.so.I.didnt.bait.you.im.a.bad.b8r.you.are.a.good.0N3.because.you.did.it.good.time.good.job.is.not.a.very.good.CS.team.they.are.a.Bularusin.Counter.Strike.GO.Team.Loli2korwhatever.his.name.is.he.is.decent.player.and.Cyberfocus.is.pretty.good.Belarus.CS.player.but.no.player.is.as.good.as.S1mple.he.is.the.best.p[ayer.to.ever.play.game.playerandp[ayer.both.yup.thats.a.new.word.we.,ade.up.together."p[layer".or.we.can.say."p]ayer".see.the.difference.?.we.switched.the.[.to.a.].so.[.].[.].yes.like.that.the.]was[.so.][.is.backwords.Ir8UrS1st3rs[.][.]SENuDenDuDes.Plz.It.would.mean.a.lot2me.TY. IfYouReadThisUB8DUrSelfNwasted 5-10MIniutosSuvLifes.
Forum posts
Map of Europe
I haven't posted on HLTV in years as I am older and busy with teaching and getting a master's degree. But as a history teacher I had to respond. You realize that comparing your work to these YouTuber...
-25€ today
ah good point. I just assumed since you were talking Euros and not Reals that you were a Brazilian living in Europe. Much of the world makes around $3,000 a year average, so yes $25 would be a lot in...
-25€ today
if 25 bucks is going to decide your future....
k1to to play IEM Cologne as faveN remains sidelined
yes exactly, device is the past and k1to is the future
csgo changed my monitor?
when csgo updates it sometimes resets CSGO settings to default. It shouldn't change your monitor settings. Some monitors have multiple profiles and you could have accidentally switched it.
Why do rich people invest?
dude the stock market goes up over time not down. if you invest in 1 thing you have a risk of losing. If you invest in many things you win. diversify.
Why do rich people invest?
if you have choice between making more money, and not making more money, which would you pick?
Faze Documentary
the 1st thing in the video is karrigan messing with rain's nipples lol
BIG vs FURIA
I agree, the real CS fans know yuurih has been a strong player for years. With some more wins Furia could go far into the major. If that happens more people will respect yuurih and the whole team.
BIG vs FURIA
good question...Yurihh is really good. KSCERATO has been very popular for a long time so maybe that has something to do with it. Some Brazilian fans might be able to tell us more.
BIG vs FURIA
You got #1 with the spam instead of being patient and making articulate commentary about the matchup between Furia and BIG. There are some important questions we must ask ourselves about this match.
BIG vs FURIA
First of all, I think we can all agree that this is is an amazing match, and we should all thank HLTV and the good lord GabeN for making it possible for us to be here together enjoying the Counter Str...
BIG vs Imperial
I expected a close match. Imperial looked so sharp as a team last match, it reminded me of vintage MIBR. I am a BIG fan so I like to see big win, but I used to love watching MIBR back in the day so I ...
BIG vs Imperial
godB is back baby! gobB is the mastermind of CSGO, one of the bestest stratgergizers of all time. GobB's strategery is so strong that we need to change his name to God B. His mind is like he is the g...
kenny schrub
kenny was benched for a reason I think, so I don't expect greatness from him. He was good for a few years but S1mple has always been good.
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