Team BEASTS is formed

2-2-2016 00:03

A new UK squad has been created under the name Team BEASTS, consisting of some of the most experienced players in the region.

Former by returning players who had been out of action for a while, Team BEASTS will be hoping to claim the title of the strongest side in the United Kingdom - which has been up for grabs since the disbandment of EZSkins' lineup, in December.

At the core of the team are four players known for their time with fm-eSports: Neil "⁠nEiLZiNHo⁠" Finlay, Somprasert "⁠som⁠" Haddow, George "⁠ZED⁠" Bear and Phil "⁠Whindanski⁠" Nicholas. The last two were part of the Infused lineup which finished runners-up to EZSkins at the recent Gfinity UK Championship.

nEiLZiNHo reunites with ZED, Whindanski and som

Completing the roster will be Josh "⁠mole⁠" Rowley, who returns to activity after a brief spell on the sidelines. His last team was EZSkins, who replaced him with George "⁠hudzG⁠" Hoskins in November.

BEASTS, who are coached by Neil "⁠NeiL_M⁠" Murphy, will be hoping to make their mark on the European scene. They currently have a 1-0 record in CEVO Main after easing past Team Granted in their opening match in the league.

"After taking a substantial break I feel refreshed and motivated again to play properly for the first time since probably the start of CS:GO, when UK teams in general had some promising teams and results," Finlay told HLTV.org.

"Unfortunately UK CS has become a bit of a laughing stock but we definitely have the individual skill to compete. The problem are the egoes and quite frankly the absurd sense of entitlement that the older generation of UK CS players has. This is something I want to erradicate, and I will be working hard to properly practise and prepare from the ground up.

"I have linked up with players who I have had success with before in Whindanski, ZED and som, we will also be bringing in mole, who last played with EZSkins at DH Open.

"We will be competing in CEVO Main, UK EPS and quite frankly any EU tournaments that pop up. Hopefully people can start to support UK CS again and with teams like fm-eSports showing some promising results already we can help revitalise it in 2016 with a fresh outlook and the realisation that we need to start from the bottom and work our way up."

The British team are open to approaches from any organisation and can be reached by e-mail at [email protected], with their lineup looking as follows:

George "⁠ZED⁠" Bear
Phil "⁠Whindanski⁠" Nicholas
Somprasert "⁠som⁠" Haddow
Neil "⁠nEiLZiNHo⁠" Finlay
Josh "⁠mole⁠" Rowley

Neil "⁠NeiL_M⁠" Murphy (coach)

2016-02-02 00:03

4 replies

beasts? more like bots

2016-02-02 02:02

3 replies

UKbots, roll out!

2016-02-02 08:08

2 replies

they will disband tomorrow.

2016-02-02 09:11

expected

2016-02-03 05:14

awesome

27 replies

hey look - UK actually might have a tier 4 team this time around!

2016-02-02 01:55

26 replies

yeah, smells like serious competition for any NA team

2016-02-02 02:04

18 replies

lmao

2016-02-02 04:16

D E S T R O Y E D

2016-02-02 06:55

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2016-02-02 08:14

lmao fucking rekt

2016-02-02 08:35

that killed me

2016-02-02 09:09

rekkered :DD

2016-02-02 09:10

hue hue hue

2016-02-02 10:25

Savage :D:D:D

2016-02-02 10:32

R O A S T E D

2016-02-02 13:09

T O P K E K

2016-02-02 13:22

savage af

2016-02-02 13:55

except liquid, they're surely tier2 atm

2016-02-02 13:56

2016-02-02 16:38

OOOOOOOOOOOH

2016-02-02 18:59

not an NA fan but good roast \o/

2016-02-02 22:54

get rekt

2016-02-03 05:16

damn son

2016-02-05 00:08

LOL

2016-02-06 15:33

give it 2 months max and we'll get a 'englishbots disbanded' thread

2016-02-02 02:25

HAHAHAHAHHAHA! YOUR FLANNEL MUST BE PRETTY FULL OF EVERYONE ELSES CUM BY NOW BUT KEEP WANKING INTO IT, MAYBE YOU'LL BE FUNNY TOO ONE DAY!

2016-02-02 02:53

what im sorry we cant understand your criminal and upside-down dialect of english

2016-02-02 04:02

I'm English. I assure you I speak English considerably better than you, burger muncher. If you can't understand it maybe you should head back to primary school and broaden your vocabulary and understanding of linguistics.

2016-02-02 06:36

1 reply

If he goes back to primary school chances are he will be massacred next week, Stupid 'murica and their red necks...

2016-02-02 12:20

2016-02-02 13:02

FM-Esports this time around are putting up a good fight for the lower tier European teams in the Operation Kinguin series, although not completely amazing they are putting in the work :)

2016-02-02 14:57

nice

SICK!

WHO???

Who?

2016-02-02 12:57

Who said Who? Oh just a other Nothing But not N0thing

2016-02-02 13:03

UK top kek

UK SCENE. Ayyyyyyyyy lmao

2016-02-02 00:04

5 replies

Nice Scene you have. Your Scene Lineup: - rain - jkaem - rubino - N0nam3 -An0th3rN0nam3

2016-02-02 13:05

german scene (without hacks) tba tba tba tba tba ...

2016-02-02 13:54

Polly & Reasten aren't n0nam3s.

sorry but who

2016-02-02 16:43

Polly & Reasten never proofed themself in Global Offensive

2016-02-02 19:01

UK scene

best laugh in my life :'D

2016-02-02 15:05

haHAA xD xD xD lOL

2016-02-02 20:24

Expected

k lel

saw the guy in hat, expected joelz

ez beasts

nt uk scene lmfao

2016-02-02 00:38

gl nice guys

Nice, save UK CS or nah?

LOL check their roster again and ull have ur answer fuckin whindanski out of all people EleGiggle 4Head EleGiggle UKCS EleGiggle

2016-02-02 00:09

noce

disband in 2 weeks

what so garbage

uk scene lol

UK FTW

did you mean ''UK WTF'' ?

2016-02-02 00:15

fake disappointedguy gtfo

2016-02-02 00:37

Get outta my way fake blazey

nt fake disappointedguy gtfo

2016-02-02 00:39

Ok, you win fake blazey :(

2016-02-02 00:41

stfu guys!"

wat

these guys need cruc1al

they need any player that isnt from uk to carry

2016-02-02 14:16

Cruc1al is doing work in FM-Esports, if you want a UK team that might do something go root for them haha

2016-02-02 14:59

lol gl

uk beasts? arent think that

ill give it 2 months max

cringy name

2016-02-02 00:06

first "ezskins" now this, jesus

This name has been used in UKCS for years fool

2016-02-02 01:36

and that stops it being cringy?

2016-02-02 01:42

who cares

Where is the beasts?

neil_m best coach eu

UK top 1

uk scene no.1 now after this

who the fuck

AHAHHAHAH UK SCENE CALLING THEMSELVES BEASTS

16 replies

having a team is better than no teams though.

2016-02-02 00:07

10 replies

well sometimes its better to have nothing than to have something that other people laugh at

9 replies

but having nothing makes you a laughing stock. just want to point that out

Yeah totally... better to just give up and not put effort in.

2016-02-02 00:11

6 replies

im sorry but these players wont achieve shit. If UK wants to achieve something or at least stop being "laughing stock" they need fresh blood. Most of these players like Whindianski are around for quite a long time and nothing worked out.

2016-02-02 00:14

and yet, if a post was made about people nobody recognised you'd all be like "who are these they wont achieve shit"

2016-02-02 00:42

thats actually true lol ahhahahahah

2016-02-02 01:18

Better to not use names lie BEASTS.

2016-02-02 07:03

They can use whatever name they want lol and I'm pretty sure it was a name used back in css, not sure why it bothers people so much, let them do their thing

2016-02-02 13:31

It doesn't bother me. I just wanted to say that the guy above did not state that you shouldn't have teams to not be a laughing stock. That he actually said your teams must not have names as such in order to not be a laughing stock.

2016-02-02 16:32

Why is validation from other people important to you?

LOL it was actually an old CS:Source org we were all apart of years ago, didnt actually think about how much abuse we'd get because of it but HEYHO (we were originally called chat shit get banged but it wasnt allowed on CSGOlounge or in leagues)

chill bruh, mb u will prove me wrong, i hope :>

haha im chilled mate were all used to the abuse now :D

2016-02-02 00:17

well for your own good stop visiting this site, you wont find many kind words here :D gl anyways

2016-02-02 00:21

Still better than MongolZ.

2016-02-02 00:26

Another team which is not gonna contribute in any way.

"BEASTS" We'll see about that

"beasts"

ROFL

Who cares lol

t10

UK "BEASTS" ;>

no webr no party

good luck

another pointless uk team. sick.

bot allu

UK BEASTS EleGiggle

Taiwan #1

NEW TIER1

it's always funny when i see that tier100 team has coach

Whindanski <3 niceeee

2016-02-02 00:05

What's with all the "UK team formed" news ? We all know they'll disband 1 month later.

rosters are more erratic than NA lol at least we do it every esea season

2016-02-02 00:08

"beasts" LMAO

they stay together 1 week before disband just like every uk team

why dont they just get upcoming talents from the uk. That may be a long shot but then things might actually stay together for a uk team. Give it a few months and this lineup will prob disband like most uk teams do.

nice confidence

i am british

2016-02-02 01:00

exactly why I commented on your confidence

Whindanski decent player rest of them shit

BEASTS Kappa

no deph no party

EZ SKINS NEW TEAM PLS

WHO?????????????????????

theyre named team beasts yet only 1 of them has a rating over 1

2016-02-02 00:16

lmao uk scene

-Zed +Baz_OnlineR

beasts uk Pick 1

UK beasts lmao......

here we go again Tier 210312301230123

2016-02-02 00:12

Whindanski and the nameless beasts

wtf xD

Where are rattlesnk and henryg Inb4 team secret Kappa

rattlesnk has proven himself incapable of playing in a team environment over and over again. He should probably fire up QuakeLive and duel to his heart's content.

ayy

beasts ill

I guess CHATSH8GETBANGD was too much of a mouthful

ffs stop beating us

as scary as chelsea nowadays

2016-02-02 00:10

"beasts" Kekkeroni

BEASTS 4Head

gl hope it works out for ya :)!

UK calling themselves beasts ahahaha disband in 1 month calling it

2016-02-02 00:13

Those ratings don't lie.

who=?

Hope they can make it. It was a good time when UK had 4kings...

UK SCENE HYPE

uk scene top 1 world inc

no cruc1al no win

UK scene fake hype, inb4 disband. Give mongolz the sponsorship MingLee

Mongolz should be picked up by MingLee.gg

2016-02-02 12:22

Uk such beasts.

gl men <3

UK? What is that?

Oh, a new tier 3. Okay ty 4 info, welcome.

2016-02-02 00:18

solid tier4, gl

2016-02-02 00:19

We are using the name Beasts because we used it in css. Don't take it to serious guys x

11 replies

You're talking to HLTV Whin. Of course they're gonna take it serious...

2016-02-02 00:22

7 replies

True! Why not try and speak to the masses anyways :P

2016-02-02 00:23

brave man. btw hltv has glitched out showing a union jack beside your name, admins pls fix

2016-02-02 00:28

it's because he played for Team UK in the TWC tournament and it hasn't changed back yet :P

2016-02-02 01:43

This ^^

2016-02-02 01:41

help me I'm being swarmed by tricolours

I am fake flegger

2016-02-02 01:48

zomg

Best of luck to you guys. Hope you do well.

You could of come up with a brand new name quite easily mejt

2016-02-03 14:10

Sure. I will post on hltv when your unreal team name is posted.

2016-02-03 17:11

Still waiting for Birmingham Salvo. (._.')

beasts indeed

Uk Scene :D:D

tier 5, gl.

good luck! just dont give up after shit hits the fan

Team KITTENS would be a more fitting name.

=DDD Again tier5 UK team and it will get dispanded soon

Best of luck men

Will we ever see these guys actually play? I feel like all these obscure T2/T3 teams get announcements but we never get to watch them play vs. any real competition. Either way GL.

Most of the T2/T3 teams play in tournaments where only the playoffs get streamed, that being said Operation Kinguin has started which features a lot of the lesser known teams.

2016-02-02 10:40

Best of luck lads. Could definitely take best in UK. Don't forget what happened with fm, folded before they cemented their T2 status. #GoUK

2016-02-02 00:25

zeds dead

oh snap hide yo wife n kids new csgo team named BEASTS are coming up :DD

lol another tier 10 team

2016-02-02 00:27

nice tier 2474765564 rekt xddddddddddddddddddddd

2016-02-02 00:29

UK Superteam 2.0?

2016-02-02 00:30

YES YES now dont disband!!!!

and where are those beasts? ZED maybe?

2016-02-02 00:31

who cares?

2016-02-02 00:32

disband in 6 months lol

ZED is soooo bad. but hf anyway

You mean TEAM DOGSHIT?

2016-02-02 00:34

sliver elite is best UK put together? =)

2016-02-02 00:36

If only we could achieve what the mighty Slovenia scene has achieved.

2016-02-02 10:30

UK SCene. 4Head

uk scene lmfao

stfu blazey lowbob

2016-02-02 01:31

you have one ear melt

2016-02-02 01:35

2016-02-02 05:23

I'm the only beast.

>uk >beasts Pick uno

good luck boys

beasts!!! Kappa

2016-02-02 00:40

damn the internet ruined me, i'm always reading "team breasts"

I REALLY HOPE PLS

"Erradicate" RIP if you can't even speak your owl language

2016-02-02 00:43

Gonna try to predict the future here: 1/3/2016 Team BEASTS Disbands

2016-02-02 00:45

If anything they'll last until sometime before christmas imo

2016-02-02 00:57

i think that's us stretching our luck m8, no hope FeelsBadMan

BEASTS! AHAHAHAHAHA

2016-02-02 00:48

Beasts from UK i aren't think that

2016-02-02 00:49

gl guys pls no disband

2016-02-02 00:50

That guy looks too cute for a Beast^^

2016-02-02 00:51

disband in 3 weeks?

2016-02-02 00:55

Would be nice to see a decent UK team in the scene. Hopefully they have some impact, GL!

UK scene growing <3 hahahahaha

2016-02-02 00:56

2nd place iseries then fold. Shame they could do OK if they stuck together.

2016-02-02 00:58

shouldn't it be sticked?

No it shouldn't. Sticked is the past principle of "to stick" (meaning literally hitting something with a stick - i.e. rarely used) something. Stuck is the past principle of "stick". I could have also said: "Shame, they could do well if they stick together." But my comment is under the assumption that they will fold (if in the context of the first sentence).

2016-02-02 01:04

thanks man i am currently going for the C1 certificate so i really appreciate the explanation!

2016-02-02 01:11

No worries, good luck man.

2016-02-02 03:06

They'll be lucky to make top 8 if there's a decent set of teams there

2016-02-02 05:17

Disagree, I'd be really shocked to see them any lower than top3 without a huge disaster.

2016-02-02 14:19

coach and a player called neil, team cant succeed with this problem

Whindanski GB?

2016-02-02 01:06

first uk team? uk cs kek MingLee

As if the name beasts is being slated... Keep it, it's old school :) I'm sure you'll find an org soon anyway.

2016-02-02 01:38

On the other news , sky is still blue...

Team SHIT is formed*

2016-02-02 01:53

Ez katka

gl boys

2016-02-02 01:58

Best of luck !

2016-02-02 02:13

GL TO UK CS.

2016-02-02 02:21

-ZED +Elizabeth queen

UK 4Head

2016-02-02 02:33

Renegades 4Head

2016-02-02 09:14

Top 25 incoming in 2 years GL boys

2016-02-02 02:37

I do not know them

2016-02-02 02:41

UK scene xD

2016-02-02 02:44

2weeks

no namers

2016-02-02 03:31

gl do us proud

2016-02-02 03:33

Nice meme, top 150 ez

2016-02-02 03:35

>individual skill to compete >look at lineup confused?????

oh dear lmao

2016-02-02 03:37

UK CS EleGiggle oh

2016-02-02 03:41

Nerd_M resident tea boy

2016-02-02 03:50

Ah, the professor.

2016-02-02 04:08

why name urself "Beasts" when you clearly aren't xD. Not hating on UK scene but that's just terrible.

2016-02-02 04:07

What should they be called? 'fish n' chips'?

2016-02-02 08:32

this semi-amateur players, tier6 teams who think they are BEASTS only good name for them is low and still trying

2016-02-02 08:50

who?

2016-02-02 04:09

nice, same people who have helped make the UK a laughing stock make yet another team.. criticising entitlement of players then ask for org offers when they haven't even had a team of 5 together for 2 weeks or any results, sounds like a real success story in the making

2016-02-02 04:43

2016-02-02 05:51

GL UK <3

2016-02-02 06:46

no whindanski no party

these guys aren't even the best players in the uk.

2016-02-02 07:40

inb4 t1

2016-02-02 07:43

uk scene ayy lmao rip

2016-02-02 07:54

UK scene? april fools in februar?

2016-02-02 07:57

neilzinho the herpes of uk cs makes his painful, itchy return. keep neilz for BOT NEILZINHo memes and mole/whindanski cos they can probably get a 1.00 rating in uk scene and: -zed -som +2 random uk spastic noob puggers with >7 rws easy top8 uk

2016-02-02 08:05

jesus here he is, ive missed you bro

2016-02-02 15:42

whindanski aims like he plays on a ball mouse using sand as a mousepad.. 1.0 rating even vs UK noobs? ? ? haha

2016-02-02 20:21

top 50000 next

2016-02-02 08:10

ez for kennys

ez for mOE

2016-02-02 08:40

2016-02-02 08:44

This team would perfect for 3Days Max

2016-02-02 08:59

-zed +fizz

2016-02-02 09:01

Lol that baiting teamname Needs moar cruci1al for actual beast

2016-02-02 09:08

Brittish "pro" CS? I arent think that

gl boys :)

Somprasert Haddow

2016-02-02 09:24

he's playing in a hat, because he's a ginger?

2016-02-02 09:45

Whindanski pls quit... destroyed you like 7 times alrdy

2016-02-02 09:59

Best in UK but worst in world lol

2016-02-02 10:20

Good luck to the lads and Neil. expecting big things.

2016-02-02 10:21

I don't get why you're making announcements. Get some good results first, then start looking for an org or fans etc You just give more people reason to flame the UK scene because you'll probably fold like all the other teams do before they even come close to achieving anything. Hopefully not though, good luck

e fame strong

2016-02-02 10:54

UK X) looool kk

2016-02-02 10:50

Not sure about this lineup just includes the same cycle of average UK players bringing in no fresh talent. Cant see this team going anywhere!

2016-02-02 11:06

average AMATEURS UK players...and i am amateur, and you are amateur in csgo and hltv dont put new here when we create a team...

2016-02-02 11:20

2016-02-02 16:14

Good luck

2016-02-02 11:15

Hello, www.rushb.net is a new site with csgo memes, look it up, and help us grow :)

2016-02-02 11:19

They currently have a 1-0 record .. Impressive

wow that's like 100% winrate

2016-02-02 11:34

inb4 87-0

2016-02-02 11:40

New NiP incoming

2016-02-02 14:55

Noobs tier 200000

2016-02-02 11:32

Is there really any need for a coach lol

maybe he can show them were bomb sites are. next year they will learn the "crouch" command

2016-02-02 15:38

Uk team = fold within a month max.. enough respect for them but the reality

2016-02-02 11:47

Lmao UK scene

2016-02-02 12:23

1 month and dead

2016-02-02 12:34

>beasts >uk players Pick one

2016-02-02 13:01

UK players are already better than polish ez

2016-02-02 14:20

2016-02-02 17:06

hey tier milion players dont count what about tier1?

2016-02-02 23:25

i give them a month, three tops

2016-02-02 13:23

lol beasts with indian coach mekelek

2016-02-02 13:25

oh shit steve murphy

2016-02-02 13:51

Nice one guys, good luck Whindanski etc.

LOL Neil "NeiL_M" Murphy as a coach how brain dead must they be... Back to his full capacity as the clan jester.

2016-02-02 14:15

Fuck yeah boys we're already better than the NA scene lehz go

lol'd

2016-02-02 15:36

Just get a non uk player to carry, like liquid just got s1mple

2016-02-02 14:37

lol team nerdrage is like 5x as good as them

2016-02-02 14:40

I understand everyone's views on the UK scene but I feel that because of Ez Skins stepping down as the "number 1" UK team, disbanding late last year, I feel like this new team and FM-Esport's will be good for the scene, with FM-Esport's more and more games being shown on CSGO lounge due to being in the Operation tournament, and past Infused members being on this team with a lot of past experience in the competitive scene should be able to give some sort of fight to the rest of the smaller groups in Europe e.g. Lions/Penta

2016-02-02 14:48

they suck and will never achieve anything

2016-02-02 15:37

lol nt crumpets

This should be real good. gl.

2016-02-02 16:28

Some nice guys in there, gl lads

2016-02-02 17:10

Tbh this is the only UK team I've ever seen that could stay together a long time. Reason? This team they are all friends, I was watching mole's stream and they were all playing faceit and having some "Banter", proves they are good mates. EzSkins I'm pretty sure at least 3 members hated one another, but just dickrided it for the sponsers, skins, salary etc. GL BOYS

2016-02-02 17:12

they already kicked one a week before the announcement =)

2016-02-02 18:04

who did they kick?

2016-02-02 18:44

2016-02-02 23:55

UK? WORSE THAN CYPRUS.

2016-02-02 17:34

Greetings Cyprus :D

2016-02-02 18:02

Yes lads! much love x

2016-02-02 18:11

Vietnamese Dongs aren't as good as the American’s 1 US Dollar Equals 0.000045 Vietnamese Dongs Disclaimer <<<<<<< As you can clearly see from this amazing graph the Vietnamese Dongs have been consistently worse than America's . In fact their DONGS have been getting worse little by little every year. The lesson i think that we can all learn from Vietnam is to not name your currency a Dong. Because then your currency won't be as good as other countries and people will think that you are talking about your wiener. So if you say our Dongs are not as good as yours people will laugh at you.

2016-02-02 19:10