I just know one thing:

Jonty is no regular boy. He's a fucking man. He has the poise and eloquence of a 40 year old white Oxford graduate but once he has a few beers he is a party animal. I once went to a club where Jonty was sitting at the bar, he had around 30-40 chicks all on his shoulders trying to talk to him but like the real gentleman he is he paid them no attention, once he told the bartender his drink and recieved his G&T he downed 500ml within a second. The DJ at the club (who coincidentally was paid 32k a month) was trying to remix some shitty trap music so Jonty got up on the stage and pushed the 32k a month DJ off and started singing fully accapela. I've never seen a club so quiet, they were in complete awe of his vocal ability. After he had sung a few songs the whole place erupted, giving Jonty standing ovations, he- being the ever humble man he is- jumped off the stage and went back to his seat at the bar and asked the bartender for some lemonade to ensure he wouldn't be drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with all the 50 girls who were hovering around him. It was around 5-6am before he left the bar that day... He told me it was just another day in the life of Jonty... what a legend. A gentleman on HLTV but a complete chad IRL. #GOAT #JontyTheBest #Jonty>S1mple>Zywoo

btw this is Jonty: http://www.hltv.org/profile/668758/jonty04l32