no i am not falmes' alt

Elblag, Poland
weeb and africaboo

African flags i think are cool

Zambia
Botswana
DR Congo
Malawi
Congo
Tanzania
Namibia
Mozambique
Mauritius
Rwanda
Burundi

[everything below this line is ironic]

HLTV ISLANDS LOL!!!

Serbia

17 | jabbi/jabself | jabbigender | jabbisexual
proud jabbi stan
gayest hltv user owo nya =^.^=

I love jabbi, he is easily the cutest csgo pro. I dream of cuddling with him every single night of my lonely hltv life. He is the one who gives me power to try and achieve something, otherwise i would just be in my bed all day being depressed. His beautiful face is what keeps me living.
Thank you jabbi <3

This HLTV profile was signed by GOATKY
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founder of kofola esports™
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+rep top bro i like this guys

https://www.hltv.org/profile/1262839/tomasev1c
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1455746/uwu-charlie
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1498339/falmes
https://www.hltv.org/profile/962371/poloolpp (cya in 10)
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1455407/rhodesians-never-die (cya in 10)
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1505629/ja-nie-jestem-snax
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1446693/goatky
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1497239/goatko
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1479572/daniel-sovchenko-2010
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1398081/s1mple-top1-2021
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1502811/olpp
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1470118/estonia-into-nordic
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1456202/botswana
https://www.hltv.org/profile/1508046/windhoek

players with femboy potential:

http://hltv.org/player/17956/jabbi
http://hltv.org/player/19869/try
http://hltv.org/player/16921/nafany
http://hltv.org/player/16920/sh1ro
http://hltv.org/player/10394/twistzz
http://hltv.org/player/9816/aleksib
http://hltv.org/player/18317/magixx
https://www.hltv.org/player/15698/dumau
https://www.hltv.org/player/20275/techno
https://www.hltv.org/player/19957/bart4k

https://www.hltv.org/profile/1397790/ger-4-major-br-flair-canclled Did some research (OUTDATED NOW) about anime enthusiasts (weebs) in the top 10 teams hltv. Signs of being a weeb = profile picture, steam name, steam background, steam group or past evidence of being a weeb. I only looked at players (+substitutes) not coaches.

15 players out of the 53 players in the top 10 are weebs/anime enthusiasts.
Out of the 15 weebs, 10 are from the CIS region (8 are russians).
Furia has the most weebs in the team: 4.
The average weeb is 21 years old.
Vitality, BIG, col and Liquid don't have any weebs in their teams.
Out of 13 russians in the top 10 teams, 8 are weebs. More than 50% of all russian players are weebs.

Jonathan E isn't a real person, it is a group, a conglomerate, a secret society whose true aims is to shape people's ideology by removing posts contradictory to the organization's core belief.

49.5% of the population are female.
There is a big chance that at least 70 pros from the top 30 are womens))

Sudeep “s1mple” Ahmed is an Indian professional CS:GO player who currently plays for Nawab Vajid (NA VI) an Electrical Sports (E-Sports) team

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have "nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this

I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order.

s1mple top 1

there aren’t many players who come close to the outrageous ability s1mple has. No matter what weapon he has, s1mple always finds a way to make himself the biggest threat on his team. Whether he's carrying 1v9, he is a talent not to be reckoned with.

s1mple was first introduced to the Counter Strike series at the age of four by his older brother. After years of honing his skills, by the time CS:GO launched it only took a year before s1mple was picked up by professional team, Courage Gaming. Now that s1mple’s ability was being broadcast to a wider audience, it didn’t take long for bigger teams to begin noticing him.

at only twenty yrs old, CS:GO spectators have witnessed s1mple grow up throughout his four year career. There was a time where s1mple’s toxicity saw him bouncing from team to team without any consistency. You can see how much s1mple has changed by comparing past matches from his time at Team Liquid to present day NaVi - it’s like watching a different person.

for the past 2 years, s1mple has been playing under NaVi as both an entry fragging rifler and an AWPer. Entry fragging requires you to play without fear while being cautious of the enemies that may appear. s1mple is such a threat that most teams find themselves targeting him specifically to ensure he isn’t a problem. As an AWPer, s1mple has been immortalised on Cache where he landed two unscoped shots with the sniper rifle against Fnatic during 2016’s ESL One Cologne Major.

the 1 thing that eludes s1mple compared to the other players on the list is the lack of a major win. NaVi were not able defeat Astralis during the most recent CS:GO Major that took place in London during September 2018. As we mentioned earlier though, s1mple is still only twenty years old, giving him plenty of time to work towards achieving his first major win.





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jabbi my lovely twink <3 i dream about cuddling with you everynight


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ardianek
+1 hltv is literally 1984
2021-12-11 21:40