Got 10 yeared

If I act high it doesn't mean I'm high.

Banned for saying "+1" (twice)

I'm also a big Juice WRLD fan

Random pastas I like:

electronic became what everyone feared. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. "Are you okay Dennis" asks s1mple. I've never been better sasha, I see it all now, they're not going A or B. They're going home, he said before rushing B all by himself and killing everyone on site


"I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order."


"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free. Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar): (price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears France: 0,20 $ Italy: 0,17 $ Germany: 0,19 $ United Kingdom: 0,22 $ USA: 0,18 $ Canada: 0,18 $ Japan: 0,18 $ Russia: 0,16 $ That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism) Thank you for reading.


if Stewie2K has million number of fans i am one of them. if Stewie2K has ten fans i am one of them. if Stewie2K has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world is against Stewie2K , i am against the world. i love Stewie2K till my last breath... die hard fan of Stewie2K.

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