They know me as the retarded hltv user. They know me from the threads i make. They know me from the baits they take. They talk about my threads and they think for me baiting is so easy. I just go to hltv.org and that's it. But my baits, they come from more than just baiting nubs. For me - baiting people - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in the forums. When I go to create a thread on hltv.org,everything already is a part of me...


2016-05-12 13:23:52
catmandoo#2
They are right the t-shirt sounds offensive -Turk
2016-05-12 13:24:51
HaramstufeRot#4
haha if it would have a naked goat on it they would be all happy and run around with a boner for 10 hours -Nazi

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HLTV admins will probably delete this thread but seriously, this is NOT a troll post, it is 100% serious and i need help.


So, i have been packing a poop for 1 week and it became hard and huge, so earlier today when i finally shat it out it felt like it ripped my intestines, maybe even my anus, but maybe it just scraped because there was no blood when i wiped.

And now, i got diarrhea from a bad pizza so i had to shit again, 8 hours after my huge shit and IT HURT LIKE HELL, seriously, i have never experienced this pain before, it felt crazy.

When i wiped there was so much blood, like seriously, the paper was all red, really red from blood, i wiped maybe half a toilet roll until it was no more blood. I dont think it came from my anus, it must have come from my intestines, it still hurts like fak inside.

Anyone else experienced this? What did you do? I dont want to go to the doctor, they will show a camera up inside my pooper.
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