Colorado 2016


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People forget how many of us grew up playing Counter Strike and in a tight knit competitive community. Remember this. The people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We are working inside corporations that own your franchises. We are the people who infiltrate government servers all over the world. We control every part of your life.

We are the middle children of history, raised by Counter Strike to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and be in the top echelons of competitive gaming, but we won't, because we decided to pursue other careers out of necessity. And we're just learning this fact. But that doesn't mean we forgot about what we grew up knowing and loving. So don't fuck with us.

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Peace is for lazy people, you need to fuck shit up for people to get moving. This is the harsh truth. People on the top already figured it out. War has to happen perpetually for the advancement of civilization. Just accept this fact and the fact that you are garbage that can be thrown away easily in the plight of war if you aren't thinking 10 steps ahead from everyone else to survive every ticking second. Don't be at the mercy of stupid people by trying to be good. If its too stressful drug your stress. Never appreciate the things you have, always want more than you have. If you get comfortable appreciating the things you have trust me, it will lead to depression and eventual suicide. Unlearn everything you've learned and kill the boy that defined you. Become the man.


Achievements:
First user of the word "creampie" when moses got creampied.