Envy vs. Cloud9 at ESL One Cologne 2016 Main Qualifier

Envy	K-D	eK-eD	+/-	ADR	eADR	KAST	eKAST	Rating2.0
Nathan 'NBK-' Schmitt NBK-	24-18	null-null	+6	92.2	0.0	78.6%	0.0%	1.34
Dan 'apEX' Madesclaire apEX	19-21	null-null	-2	93.6	0.0	75.0%	0.0%	1.15
Vincent 'Happy' Schopenhauer Happy	23-18	null-null	+5	74.2	0.0	71.4%	0.0%	1.10
Kenny 'kennyS' Schrub kennyS	17-16	null-null	+1	63.2	0.0	67.9%	0.0%	1.05
Timothée 'DEVIL' Démolon DEVIL	14-21	null-null	-7	46.9	0.0	64.3%	0.0%	0.70

Envy	K-D	eK-eD	+/-	ADR	eADR	KAST	eKAST	Rating2.0
Nathan 'NBK-' Schmitt NBK-	14-6	null-null	+8	113.0	0.0	84.6%	0.0%	1.76
Kenny 'kennyS' Schrub kennyS	10-6	null-null	+4	79.1	0.0	76.9%	0.0%	1.32
Vincent 'Happy' Schopenhauer Happy	12-7	null-null	+5	74.5	0.0	84.6%	0.0%	1.21
Dan 'apEX' Madesclaire apEX	9-10	null-null	-1	95.8	0.0	76.9%	0.0%	1.09
Timothée 'DEVIL' Démolon DEVIL	6-9	null-null	-3	47.2	0.0	69.2%	0.0%	0.66

Envy	K-D	eK-eD	+/-	ADR	eADR	KAST	eKAST	Rating2.0
Dan 'apEX' Madesclaire apEX	10-11	null-null	-1	91.7	0.0	73.3%	0.0%	1.20
Vincent 'Happy' Schopenhauer Happy	11-11	null-null	0	74.1	0.0	60.0%	0.0%	1.01
Nathan 'NBK-' Schmitt NBK-	10-12	null-null	-2	74.3	0.0	73.3%	0.0%	0.97
Kenny 'kennyS' Schrub kennyS	7-10	null-null	-3	49.4	0.0	60.0%	0.0%	0.82
Timothée 'DEVIL' Démolon DEVIL	8-12	null-null	-4	46.7	0.0	60.0%	0.0%	0.73

Cloud9	K-D	eK-eD	+/-	ADR	eADR	KAST	eKAST	Rating2.0
Jake 'Stewie2K' Yip Stewie2K	30-21	null-null	+9	114.0	0.0	85.7%	0.0%	1.64
Tyler 'Skadoodle' Latham Skadoodle	20-15	null-null	+5	71.7	0.0	78.6%	0.0%	1.17
Jordan 'n0thing' Gilbert n0thing	18-21	null-null	-3	67.8	0.0	64.3%	0.0%	0.89
Alec 'Slemmy' White Slemmy	16-19	null-null	-3	62.4	0.0	64.3%	0.0%	0.82
Mike 'shroud' Grzesiek shroud	10-21	null-null	-11	48.6	0.0	53.6%	0.0%	0.62

Cloud9	K-D	eK-eD	+/-	ADR	eADR	KAST	eKAST	Rating2.0
Jake 'Stewie2K' Yip Stewie2K	16-10	null-null	+6	125.9	0.0	80.0%	0.0%	1.71
Tyler 'Skadoodle' Latham Skadoodle	13-7	null-null	+6	86.4	0.0	86.7%	0.0%	1.42
Jordan 'n0thing' Gilbert n0thing	14-10	null-null	+4	87.0	0.0	73.3%	0.0%	1.20
Alec 'Slemmy' White Slemmy	7-8	null-null	-1	55.2	0.0	73.3%	0.0%	0.86
Mike 'shroud' Grzesiek shroud	6-11	null-null	-5	45.9	0.0	60.0%	0.0%	0.59

Cloud9	K-D	eK-eD	+/-	ADR	eADR	KAST	eKAST	Rating2.0
Jake 'Stewie2K' Yip Stewie2K	14-11	null-null	+3	100.3	0.0	92.3%	0.0%	1.56
Tyler 'Skadoodle' Latham Skadoodle	7-8	null-null	-1	54.8	0.0	69.2%	0.0%	0.88
Alec 'Slemmy' White Slemmy	9-11	null-null	-2	70.7	0.0	53.8%	0.0%	0.77
Mike 'shroud' Grzesiek shroud	4-10	null-null	-6	51.8	0.0	46.2%	0.0%	0.65
Jordan 'n0thing' Gilbert n0thing	4-11	null-null	-7	45.7	0.0	53.8%	0.0%	0.54

Envy	K-D	eK-eD	+/-	ADR	eADR	KAST	eKAST	Rating2.0
Nathan 'NBK-' Schmitt NBK-	24-18	null-null	+6	92.2	0.0	78.6%	0.0%	1.34
Dan 'apEX' Madesclaire apEX	19-21	null-null	-2	93.6	0.0	75.0%	0.0%	1.15
Vincent 'Happy' Schopenhauer Happy	23-18	null-null	+5	74.2	0.0	71.4%	0.0%	1.10
Kenny 'kennyS' Schrub kennyS	17-16	null-null	+1	63.2	0.0	67.9%	0.0%	1.05
Timothée 'DEVIL' Démolon DEVIL	14-21	null-null	-7	46.9	0.0	64.3%	0.0%	0.70

Envy	K-D	eK-eD	+/-	ADR	eADR	KAST	eKAST	Rating2.0
Nathan 'NBK-' Schmitt NBK-	14-6	null-null	+8	113.0	0.0	84.6%	0.0%	1.76
Kenny 'kennyS' Schrub kennyS	10-6	null-null	+4	79.1	0.0	76.9%	0.0%	1.32
Vincent 'Happy' Schopenhauer Happy	12-7	null-null	+5	74.5	0.0	84.6%	0.0%	1.21
Dan 'apEX' Madesclaire apEX	9-10	null-null	-1	95.8	0.0	76.9%	0.0%	1.09
Timothée 'DEVIL' Démolon DEVIL	6-9	null-null	-3	47.2	0.0	69.2%	0.0%	0.66

Envy	K-D	eK-eD	+/-	ADR	eADR	KAST	eKAST	Rating2.0
Dan 'apEX' Madesclaire apEX	10-11	null-null	-1	91.7	0.0	73.3%	0.0%	1.20
Vincent 'Happy' Schopenhauer Happy	11-11	null-null	0	74.1	0.0	60.0%	0.0%	1.01
Nathan 'NBK-' Schmitt NBK-	10-12	null-null	-2	74.3	0.0	73.3%	0.0%	0.97
Kenny 'kennyS' Schrub kennyS	7-10	null-null	-3	49.4	0.0	60.0%	0.0%	0.82
Timothée 'DEVIL' Démolon DEVIL	8-12	null-null	-4	46.7	0.0	60.0%	0.0%	0.73

Cloud9	K-D	eK-eD	+/-	ADR	eADR	KAST	eKAST	Rating2.0
Jake 'Stewie2K' Yip Stewie2K	30-21	null-null	+9	114.0	0.0	85.7%	0.0%	1.64
Tyler 'Skadoodle' Latham Skadoodle	20-15	null-null	+5	71.7	0.0	78.6%	0.0%	1.17
Jordan 'n0thing' Gilbert n0thing	18-21	null-null	-3	67.8	0.0	64.3%	0.0%	0.89
Alec 'Slemmy' White Slemmy	16-19	null-null	-3	62.4	0.0	64.3%	0.0%	0.82
Mike 'shroud' Grzesiek shroud	10-21	null-null	-11	48.6	0.0	53.6%	0.0%	0.62

Cloud9	K-D	eK-eD	+/-	ADR	eADR	KAST	eKAST	Rating2.0
Jake 'Stewie2K' Yip Stewie2K	16-10	null-null	+6	125.9	0.0	80.0%	0.0%	1.71
Tyler 'Skadoodle' Latham Skadoodle	13-7	null-null	+6	86.4	0.0	86.7%	0.0%	1.42
Jordan 'n0thing' Gilbert n0thing	14-10	null-null	+4	87.0	0.0	73.3%	0.0%	1.20
Alec 'Slemmy' White Slemmy	7-8	null-null	-1	55.2	0.0	73.3%	0.0%	0.86
Mike 'shroud' Grzesiek shroud	6-11	null-null	-5	45.9	0.0	60.0%	0.0%	0.59

Cloud9	K-D	eK-eD	+/-	ADR	eADR	KAST	eKAST	Rating2.0
Jake 'Stewie2K' Yip Stewie2K	14-11	null-null	+3	100.3	0.0	92.3%	0.0%	1.56
Tyler 'Skadoodle' Latham Skadoodle	7-8	null-null	-1	54.8	0.0	69.2%	0.0%	0.88
Alec 'Slemmy' White Slemmy	9-11	null-null	-2	70.7	0.0	53.8%	0.0%	0.77
Mike 'shroud' Grzesiek shroud	4-10	null-null	-6	51.8	0.0	46.2%	0.0%	0.65
Jordan 'n0thing' Gilbert n0thing	4-11	null-null	-7	45.7	0.0	53.8%	0.0%	0.54

1601

2016-06-11 22:23

10 replies

-.-

2016-06-11 22:23

so easy for envy, C9 aint going to this major hahaha

2016-06-12 01:01

5 replies

Bait is great

2016-06-12 03:02

4 replies

lol facts are bait

2016-06-12 03:02

3 replies

No, they could do some stupid shit like they did in MLG, lose the game on purpose just to secure a 100% spot, but in MLG it didnt work out

2016-06-12 03:04

Nice try you bellend

2016-06-12 06:26

1 reply

yeah, he was right LUL

2016-06-12 20:42

what does 1601 mean?

2016-06-12 07:39

2 replies

2016-06-12 12:28

1 reply

Please reply. Google didn't help me

2016-06-12 13:37

kennyS godmode pls

2016-06-11 22:23

WOOO

2016-06-11 22:23

C9 will win

2016-06-11 22:23

RIP EnVyUs stickers

2016-06-11 22:24

ez 4 smoke god stewie

2016-06-11 22:24

battle of the t side strats lmao

2016-06-11 22:25

GO C9

2016-06-11 22:26

either a close game or a walkover EnVyUs gonna win no matter what

2016-06-11 22:27

2 replies

They won't shroud Will be God like tomorrow remember.

2016-06-11 22:35

1 reply

aight ;>

2016-06-11 22:35

wtf, kenny has 1.04 raiting...

2016-06-11 22:30

4 replies

1.17

2016-06-11 22:31

2 replies

1.17 in all time, 1.04 in 3 months

2016-06-11 22:33

1 reply

Well yeah, nV has been shit this year.

2016-06-11 22:33

yep...hes nvs best player in past 3 months while everyone else has taken the shitter

2016-06-11 22:31

the question is, will apex carry

2016-06-11 22:33

Veto and score prediction by me incoming

2016-06-11 22:34

so ez for c9

2016-06-11 22:35

Skadoodle = kennyS Stewie2k > apEX n0thing > Happy Shroud > DEVIL Slemmy < NBK

2016-06-11 22:37

15 replies

thats not even funny

2016-06-11 22:43

10 replies

Go on...

2016-06-11 22:43

9 replies

kennyS >> Skadoodle apEX = Stewie2k only if apEX plays to 50% of his ability. Happy > n0thing Shroud >> DEVIL NBK >> Slemmy

2016-06-11 23:07

8 replies

kennyS is overrated af, top5 AWPer at best Stewie is insane, also shutting up the haters Happy is a retarded baiter

2016-06-11 23:21

7 replies

kennyS is overrated af, top5 AWPer at best Stewie is insane, also shutting up the haters nt bush

2016-06-11 23:21

6 replies

wtf? Bush? -_-

2016-06-11 23:22

4 replies

well hes the default stereotype retard american, and judging on what u wrote, I picture him at a keyboard

2016-06-11 23:23

3 replies

Im pretty sure Bush inst the default stereotype for the US...

2016-06-11 23:27

1 reply

KennyS can be either shit like today or good like against dignitas. Problem with skadoodle is that he's WAY too passive (srsly, having someone with 100k kills with the most powerful weapon in the game only ever use it to hold angles triggers me so fkin much) whilst kenny is more used to peeking and being aggressive, meaning he can have more impact on the game. Happy is indeed a baiter and imo the problem with envy. Stewie can either go insane or not do anything at all, there's no middle ground. But against nV I think it's going to be n0thing stepping up and remembering the good old days of C9. To me, the result depends on the map and on apEX.

2016-06-12 00:12

Actually the stereotype American is a fat fuck. They are actually smart. Your country is the spawn of retards.

2016-06-12 17:19

Overrated af, but top5 awper at best. How can a top5 awper be overrated?

2016-06-12 02:29

accurate assessment

2016-06-11 23:41

ska > kennyS atm

2016-06-12 01:22

2 replies

No, Ska may be inconsistent online, but always shows up on LAN when C9 needs him the most kennyS is ALWAYS hit or miss

2016-06-12 01:31

1 reply

You just agreed with him XD

2016-06-12 04:19

If c9 lose...they should disband and never touch cs anymore.

2016-06-11 22:39

50/50 #GoC9

2016-06-11 22:53

16-13 nV on Cache

2016-06-11 22:56

Envyus ez!!!

2016-06-11 22:57

Ez for Yung Stew

2016-06-11 23:05

As promised in #20, here are my veto and score predictions... Team records on all the maps in the past 3 months Dust2 EnVyUs 3-5 Cloud9 11-8 Cache EnVyUs 1-7 Cloud9 10-5 Mirage EnVyUs 3-5 Cloud9 4-5 Cobblestone EnVyUs 5-4 Cloud9 8-5 Overpass EnVyUs 0-0 (permaban) Cloud9 5-0 Train EnVyUs 0-5 Cloud9 9-2 Neither team has played the new Nuke yet EnVyUs bans Overpass Cloud9 bans Mirage Cloud9 bans Nuke EnVyUs bans Cache EnVyUs bans Train Cloud9 bans Cobblestone Tournament map: Dust2 Cloud9 70% - 30% EnVyUs Score prediction: Cloud9 16-12 EnVyUs Bet medium on Cloud9

2016-06-11 23:06

12 replies

Terrible analysis. Some real comparisons. Apple pie > snails NBA > soccer Whiskey > wine Hiroshima > waterloo Goddess empress and future president Ivanka Trump >>>>>>> that last first lady Carla Bruni, Donald Trump's ex fuck toy USA 100% - France 0% Bet all-in on Cloud9

2016-06-11 23:19

5 replies

good analysis. ESL should get you on a desk

2016-06-12 17:54

1 reply

My prediction was only wrong because of a Canadian so... ESL, im better than Pansy. Come hire me.

2016-06-12 20:47

Nice prediction m8 Now go predict in another game because u just proved that u know nothing about cs go

2016-06-12 19:29

2 replies

Same prediction because still a frog team against USA. anyway, we lost because of a Canadian

2016-06-12 20:46

1 reply

Pls, don't try to justify Just accept it Also, there are other games which have a lack of analysts. Go predict on it pls. Reading these kinda of predictions was fun before, but nowadays is just b*llshit

2016-06-14 03:31

the map will be cobble imo. ENVY ban Overpass C9 ban Nuke ENVY ban Mirage C9 ban Train ENVY ban Cache C9 ban Dust2 map : Cobblestone

2016-06-11 23:43

3 replies

C9 wont ban a map that nV is 0-5 on this year

2016-06-11 23:44

1 reply

lol u retarded , sry

2016-06-12 16:49

AM I SO GUD ? YES <3

2016-06-12 18:17

Cloud 9 played well against fnatic on dust 2 a year or so ago, when fnatic were the best in the world. that means c9 are really good on dust 2 so i will maxbet on them

2016-06-12 02:24

These facts are basically useless, one team is vsing tier 1 European teams. The other is vsing tier 2/3 (tier 1 in us) teams.

2016-06-12 13:17

Bought team sucks so hard in this year so skip suka blyat i already lose to much xD

2016-06-11 23:21

3 replies

Learn how to spell please

2016-06-12 07:54

2 replies

'Learn how to spell' Maybe hes a wizard adept:(?

2016-06-12 09:36

Retarded kid confirmed <3

2016-06-17 19:22

summer season ez c9

2016-06-11 23:33

Noooo. Skadoodle vs Envyus, i don't know witch i gonna support..envy of course but i hope C9 and ska will qualify

2016-06-11 23:41

5 replies

I like Skadoodle but stop overrating him holy fuk

2016-06-11 23:43

4 replies

I didn't say he was good i just say i hope he will qualify ^^

2016-06-11 23:44

3 replies

well u said Skadoodle vs Envyus as though he carries C9 which isn't even remotely close to the fact

2016-06-11 23:45

2 replies

Not what he mean't. Skadoodle as his favourite player, and nV as his national team and probably his favourite. That's what he mean't.

2016-06-12 02:31

1 reply

There it is, but i understand what he mean too.

2016-06-12 13:18

Envy don't play overpass, nuke, or train. So c9 can pretty much choose from dust2,cobble,mirage, and cache. C9 won't play mirage so dust2,cobble, or cache. Dust2 is risky for c9, so I think that will be banned. Therefore, either cobble or cache will be played.

2016-06-11 23:55

If c9 lose this they'll have to face Immortals or Digntias to qualify SWEATSTINY

2016-06-12 00:00

1 reply

they could also play optic or Gambit

2016-06-12 01:14

ez nv

2016-06-12 00:11

let's go EnVy!

2016-06-12 00:17

1 reply

Nice, #NVFTW

2016-06-12 07:52

RIP EnVyUs

2016-06-12 00:24

ez nv, NA sucks

2016-06-12 00:24

ez 4 ENVYUS 16-9 -EZ- apEX will be topfragging

2016-06-12 01:21

Drop it...

2016-06-12 01:49

1 reply

END? NO!

2016-06-12 04:18

Cloud9 !

2016-06-12 01:52

ez for nV

2016-06-12 02:16

LETS GO CLOUD 9 i cant remember the last time envyus played well and c9 beat envyus in a bo3 that one time at a major, cant remember which one but it happened. easy game tbh

2016-06-12 02:22

1 reply

pro league finals lol

2016-06-12 04:23

clown9 could take it if envy plays like scrubs again

2016-06-12 04:51

c9 should take this

2016-06-12 06:35

55-45 Come on EnVyUs cant be that bad

2016-06-12 07:16

Guys , Write +1 if you think that Envyus is going to win and that they are better , write -1 if you think that C9 will win and go to the Major. Do you think EnVyUs will become good again???? Answer Below

2016-06-12 07:51

EnVyUs vs Cloud9 Cloud9 have been sort of consistent on a mid level with their matches so far. They did lose a map to Mousesports on Mirage, but that was based solely on the map and not on their performance not being upto mark. Indeed apart from that particular match, Cloud9 have been consistently banning Mirage and Overpass in all their matches. They definitely will ban Overpass while also banning Mirage ( just because of their bad game against Mouz). Cloud9 for not really walkovers however especially against a team like EnVyUs ; who don’t have the best of results to back themselves up. EnVyUs on the other hand have slipped from being one of the best to one of the mediocre T2 teams. They have been finding some form however and apart from the one hiccup at the hands of Gambit, they looked particularly strong yesterday against Splyce ( 16-14). The French side have however only played Cobblestone & Dust2 so far into the Major Qualifier. That puts their map pool into question. We have seen only two consistent map bans ( Train and nuke ) from EnVyUs. Their third pick is almost always based on their opponent. In this case it should be Cache, cause Cloud9 are pretty good on Cache. With Nuke, Mirage, Train, Overpass, Cache being banned; that leaves Dust2 & Cobblestone in the map pool. It leaves cloud9’s ban and I assume they would want to ban Cobblestone especially after seeing how comfortable EnVyUs is on the map ( played it two times already in this Qualifier). If the map is Dust2, I think EnVyUs have a higher chance of performing better. They have already played once on Dust2 in a very dominant fashion ( against Immortals no less). The odds are pretty much correct at 60-40% The Prediction : 60%-40% EnVyUs The Bet : low on EnVyUs

2016-06-12 07:54

2 replies

btw overpass is envyus perma. They haven't played it once in the past 3 months

2016-06-12 14:08

1 reply

Yes but given a chance they allow it to pass through ( wait for opponent to ban it ). But I don't expect thag map to go through anyways

2016-06-12 14:08

rip envy :/

2016-06-12 08:01

cloud9 has map advantage on this one

2016-06-12 09:21

Actually nV deserved to not play at the major. Hopefully C9 wins

2016-06-12 09:35

Ska's about to bend Kenny over this game

2016-06-12 13:09

Clown9 actually has a good chance in this one, since Envyus is nothing to envy

2016-06-12 13:11

2 replies

You. I like you.

2016-06-12 16:12

Exactly

2016-06-12 16:25

Drop it

2016-06-12 14:32

EZ 4 STAS DAVIDOV

2016-06-12 15:16

1 reply

*Davydov i think

2016-06-12 17:27

EZ 4 SkathroweR

2016-06-12 15:56

Tank top C9 or Slemmy C9? Find out soon we shall!

2016-06-12 16:43

gyazo.com/f42e41d6be5dfbd2b45770f182f78e.. pls

2016-06-12 16:50

4 replies

holy...... give me 10$ kappa (;

2016-06-12 17:28

GLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGL cmon fucking C9 rip baguette roflmao =)

2016-06-12 17:56

rip =( fucking Choke9

2016-06-12 19:27

1 reply

ye losing to eco 2 times, shame :(

2016-06-12 19:29

Ez for Cloud9!

2016-06-12 16:59

I know its stupid and that I will 100% lose my skins betting on shit Envy but still I will do that :/ Btw I bet yesterday on gambit vs envy. Nvmd fuck envy gogo burgers.

2016-06-12 17:16

GO GO YUNG STEW

2016-06-12 17:28

hype

2016-06-12 17:40

NICEEEE Shit 9 is finally gonna stay in United Shithole

2016-06-12 17:41

28 replies

Neither team gets eliminated after this match Mr. Autism

2016-06-12 17:45

27 replies

But after Shit9 loses to envy they'll play Dignitas or G2 in a best of 3 where they will get openly publicly raped. mr fakeflag autism virginity

2016-06-12 17:47

26 replies

go home messi u are not allowed to comment about cs :<

2016-06-12 17:49

1 reply

And fakeflaggers shouldn't be allowed to comment in hltv, get redirected to reddit fag

2016-06-12 17:49

None of the matches will be bo3, and c9 (if they lose to envy) could play tyloo, dig, f3, hr, or the loser of gambit vs G2 In conclusion: You're an oblivious, ignorant moron; however this is something that everyone on this site already knows about you

2016-06-12 17:56

23 replies

So basically except for the bo3 part everything i said is/could be right .-. you're a brown fat piece of shit, virgin patetic little nerd acne fakeflagger, and everyone in real life knows it about you.

2016-06-12 17:57

22 replies

No, you stated that c9 will play either dignitas or g2 in a bo3. It's a bo1 and they likely won't play dignitas or G2 Kill yourself

2016-06-12 17:59

21 replies

1) i said could, and i got it right, g2 or dignitas. 2) i gave you that 3) you first, after you do it on stream i'll do it for you c:

2016-06-12 18:02

20 replies

"they'll play Dignitas or G2" That sentence implies that the only possibilities are dignitas and G2 when in reality there's a significantly higher possibility they don't play either team. The only way that sentence would be correct is if you were to say "they could potentially play dignitas or G2", yet that's a meaningless statement due to it not being very likely

2016-06-12 18:04

19 replies

I didn't say they wouldn't play other teams XD Have fun losing your virginity with another U.S Monkey women....dam those shits look liek trannys

2016-06-12 18:08

18 replies

Perhaps that wasn't your intention, but due to your lack of intelligence and subsequent poor grasp of the English language you indeed did say that Have fun losing your virginity to an ugly slut with aids

2016-06-12 18:10

17 replies

1) My englando is the bestest, better than jw. 2) You're making excuses cuz i rekterinho ur brown ass. 3) Im in love with a tru Latin American Argentinian beuty, white, skinny, non-fake, humble 10/10

2016-06-12 18:11

16 replies

#158 proves how much of a lonely geek you are

2016-06-12 18:12

15 replies

You don't need to say "#xxx" if you're gonna quote the comment that you're actually replying. I don't know why would you say that as you're a u.s brown fat ape and you speak english natively , but i suspect that perhaps that wasn't your intention, but due to your lack of intelligence and subsequent poor grasp of the English language you indeed did say that

2016-06-12 18:14

14 replies

Perhaps I'll send you some money on your 14th birthday so you don't feel so lonely It'll get better m8

2016-06-12 18:15

13 replies

I wouldn't want to make you ask your mom for money to send to an "unknown hispanic" , im good having sex everyday including my birthday, i think i'll ask my gf if i can give it to her in the ass for my birthday. You'll get CoD Infinity Warfare in your upcoming 12th birthday nicee

2016-06-12 18:18

12 replies

My apologies m8, I didn't realize that your 14th birthday is quite a while away. Didn't mean to keep you waiting so long

2016-06-12 18:19

11 replies

you have some good imagination for an 11 year old.

2016-06-12 18:21

7 replies

Pelotudo

2016-06-12 18:49

6 replies

lta

2016-06-12 18:57

5 replies

Tu biega

2016-06-12 18:58

4 replies

saca la mano de ahi!!!!!

2016-06-12 18:59

3 replies

CORTASTE TODA LA LOOOZ,VIEJA LOCA

2016-06-12 19:01

2 replies

MIAMEEEEEEEE saludos desde beraza , papa <3

2016-06-12 19:02

1 reply

Saludos desde Córdoba papu <3

2016-06-12 19:03

well C9 just got buttraped in public by G2 on their home map.....any words for The Argentinian Paper, mister salt???

2016-06-13 00:20

2 replies

Did I ever say c9 was good? Learn to read buddy

2016-06-13 00:21

1 reply

That'll do it, thanks, Juan Pablo"Juanme555" Bò reporting. Time of the day: 19.22 Weather: Very Cold Look: Tons of brown salt with some exclusive U.S Greasse.

2016-06-13 00:22

lets go C9 its just fucking nV full of bots :D

2016-06-12 17:59

easy win for c9

2016-06-12 18:00

This is gonna be a sick match :D

2016-06-12 18:03

two teams that should qualify without this match.. they both have potential and are good. this is sad that this match decides whom qualify..

2016-06-12 18:03

2 replies

nah, neither of these two are out if they lose.

2016-06-12 18:06

It doesn't though. The winner qualifies to the major, and the loser stays in the tournament and fights for another spot. This is not an elimination game.

2016-06-12 18:09

LETS GO CLOWN 9

2016-06-12 18:06

RiP NA

2016-06-12 18:06

GOGOGO CMON STEWiiiiie

2016-06-12 18:07

rapex inc

2016-06-12 18:08

do it for NA pls

2016-06-12 18:10

Map?

2016-06-12 18:11

1 reply

cbble

2016-06-12 18:15

Cache = NBK Best map

2016-06-12 18:14

rip nV?

2016-06-12 18:16

nV ez win. 16-11 go

2016-06-12 18:16

Cloud9 removed Cache ggwp ez envy on cobble no chance c9

2016-06-12 18:18

Slemmy $16000 57 1 0 Slemmy OP

2016-06-12 18:19

god slemmy imgur.com/38At2sk

2016-06-12 18:21

Looked like C9 anti-stratted the shit out of that pistol. One little read on C9 is that if you don't spot Stewie going for an early broken peak/pick then they're likely have a chicken coop setup or they're playing heavy A.

2016-06-12 18:24

god that setup from c9 was horrible

2016-06-12 18:26

easy for cloud 9, like really easy, 16-6

2016-06-12 18:27

DEVIL planted the bomb HYPE

2016-06-12 18:28

wtf everyday there is technical issue

2016-06-12 18:34

test

2016-06-12 18:35

and again mac10 against fullbuy

2016-06-12 18:37

The entire point of the SMG buy is to exploit the lack of headarmour from C9, and use the moving accuracy to scrim the shit out of C9. It's pretty creative tactically. Edit: Pro-tip for Devil, when you go through middle doors on cbble you have to jump to avoid an AWPer from shooting your lower body. Funny how everyone who followed him jumped but he didnt lol

2016-06-12 18:39

these guys are really retarted listening to bot Devil xD

2016-06-12 18:38

NV buying SMGs against what they think is another eco but is actually a buy. Never change.

2016-06-12 18:38

2 replies

DEVIL IGL my friend

2016-06-12 18:38

1 reply

Now they listen to Satan also? EleGiggle

2016-06-12 18:39

skadoodle just destroyed kenny that round :D

2016-06-12 18:39

Ska's flick on kenny was soooo dirty

2016-06-12 18:40

Lel c9 stop throw nade

2016-06-12 18:41

Cloud9 please win, do it for NA fuck EnVy, they won't do shit in major anyways :)

2016-06-12 18:42

BOT APEX 1-7 GGGGG , UPD: APEX IS BACKKKKKK!!!!

2016-06-12 18:44

cmon C9 wreck that Baguette pls^^

2016-06-12 18:47

BOT2k missing 3 AWP shots hahaha

2016-06-12 18:50

2 replies

And he died re-peeking into a riflers crosshair. FeelsStewieMan

2016-06-12 18:52

1 reply

sort of redeemed himself on that last round :D

2016-06-12 18:56

stewie continue being this bad so nV can win :)

2016-06-12 18:51

5 2 to 5 10 typical na cs

2016-06-12 18:53

Instead of shooting Stewie, Happy quickswitched to his pistol. lmao FeelsBadMan

2016-06-12 18:54

rofl Happy

2016-06-12 18:54

lol Happy rushes with AK in hand, and picks pistols as he spots one on B wtf is this?

2016-06-12 18:54

1 reply

We can say it cost them 2 rounds, as they lost this round despite having made the perfect execute and the next one since C9 had money from the round win.

2016-06-12 18:58

Stewie comes from the chicken fucking coop

2016-06-12 18:56

If nv win pistol easy for envyus

2016-06-12 18:56

loool shroud is on tilt again at lan LUL

2016-06-12 18:56

Happy just lost them the game with the retarded gun switch. Coulda been 10-5.

2016-06-12 18:57

Happy lost that 14th round all by himself lol.that was a deadgiveaway that it's a B-fake.

2016-06-12 18:58

shroud on LAN 4Head

2016-06-12 18:58

if shroud could show up, then nV with no chance

2016-06-12 18:58

DEVIL killed Stewie2K with inferno

2016-06-12 18:58

Rip pistol

2016-06-12 18:59

NOTHING WTF WAS THAT

2016-06-12 19:04

n0thing gj retard hahah na cs..

2016-06-12 19:04

omg nothing

2016-06-12 19:04

gj nothing XDDD

2016-06-12 19:04

omfg nothing are you kidding me

2016-06-12 19:04

common nothing seriously

2016-06-12 19:04

hahahaa iBP. n0thing

2016-06-12 19:04

nothing u knew other player exactly jesus

2016-06-12 19:04

NBK- killed Slemmy with elite

2016-06-12 19:05

One thing that'd plague apEX in the past, especially on Inferno, is that he'd swing wide way too often into three/four people wrapping on him (or him playing around patio). Edit: I don't think Kenny has ever had a solid grasp on Cbble, or its timings. He's been caught out of a position unnecessarily in many of their cbble matches this week.

2016-06-12 19:07

n0thing and his supreme skill ceiling

2016-06-12 19:07

NBK only good and somewhat consistent player

2016-06-12 19:07

ENVYUS WIN this Match.!

2016-06-12 19:07

n0thing @ IBUYPOWERv2

2016-06-12 19:07

Easy for nV. Tier 2 major incoming.

2016-06-12 19:08

13 - 16 incoming

2016-06-12 19:11

Envy best trash team ever. 13 - 16 go go go idiots xD

2016-06-12 19:13

1 reply

hello progaming :D

2016-06-12 19:17

shroud on LAN xddd

2016-06-12 19:13

Some shitty rounds by c9, but n0thing's whiff is definitely the game changer

2016-06-12 19:14

That 23rd round, KennyS ate his own (or teams) flashes and then whiffed on two people with the A1-S. Looks like he's in his head now.

2016-06-12 19:14

Both teams are playing like shit, wtf. How did nV dropped off that hard skill-wise ? Whiffing, bad timing, poor grenade usage, and the list continues.

2016-06-12 19:14

16 - 14 for Envy Calling it

2016-06-12 19:18

13 - 16 gggggggggg Envy disband go go go

2016-06-12 19:18

1 reply

ahhahah idiot progaming! hate your group hahahaha

2016-06-12 19:24

First major without envy ?

2016-06-12 19:18

DEVIL is horrific

2016-06-12 19:18

envyus please stop playing like dogshit

2016-06-12 19:18

HAHAHAH I CANT BELIEVE DEVIL IS PAID FOR PLAYING LIKE THIS

2016-06-12 19:19

devil is pure trash. holy shit. absolute garbage.

2016-06-12 19:19

Man, does Happy ever clutch or he just plays to become the last survivor?

2016-06-12 19:19

Devil what are you doing idiot

2016-06-12 19:19

LMAO If they want to rebuild this team they have to drop Devil immediately

2016-06-12 19:19

All that is missing is that c9 starts to play p90´s.. I hate these MM strats

2016-06-12 19:19

it's so disgusting to watch happy play, fucking baiter

2016-06-12 19:19

3 replies

hes topfragging actually

2016-06-12 19:23

2 replies

ofc he is, last man standing and hunting for frags constantly. He'd have to be really really bad to play like that and not be top fragging.

2016-06-12 19:23

He needs to be top fragger,because others really can't. Alteast apex somehow consistent this tournament,but he gave his inconsistency to kenny,who not star awper anymore i think. Wanna see more awping from NBK on CT-side.

2016-06-13 06:20

Clown 9 how lost this eco

2016-06-12 19:21

shroud dies mid > no one looks mid

2016-06-12 19:21

the heart break round for c9 as usual

2016-06-12 19:21

Can c9 please drop Shroud. He's lost his shit

2016-06-12 19:22

1 reply

2016-06-12 19:23

clown9 nice lose pistol round

2016-06-12 19:22

LMAO CLOWN9 CHECK CORNERS??

2016-06-12 19:23

RIP comeback dream :(

2016-06-12 19:23

shroud playing like shit once again when it matters

2016-06-12 19:23

à la maison les americans :)

2016-06-12 19:23

1 reply

a la casa los estadounides

2016-06-12 19:27

The best team in the world is back <3 Easy major for EnVyUs incoming

2016-06-12 19:25

2 replies

semi-final inc

2016-06-12 19:26

yikes

2016-06-12 19:26

shit9

2016-06-12 19:25

Wew. Finally I get to see G2.

2016-06-12 19:25

1 reply

+1 the only match of the day that I actually care about

2016-06-12 19:26

n0thing lost them this match with that awful spray and that fucking round when they lost to pistols..

2016-06-12 19:26

Never have faith in clown9 prntscr.com/bfig0x

2016-06-12 19:26

4 replies

did you change the bet Ayyylmaoo

2016-06-12 19:31

2 replies

No? Cloud9 is just shit, all they do is beat up on shit tier NA team and people think they are gods.

2016-06-12 19:37

1 reply

then why you didint look happy?

2016-06-12 19:38

Nice, stupidest odds Ive seen for a long time. imgur.com/G0ZwGVD

2016-06-12 21:03

Devil best IGL ever.

2016-06-12 19:26

nothing lost this game ^^ so many ez shots missed

2016-06-12 19:26

got a feel when score was 12:13 c9 gonna lose this round and happened god damn

2016-06-12 19:27

yankee go home

2016-06-12 19:28

shroud :D onliner

2016-06-12 19:28

Kevlar with headset LOLOLOLOLOLOL APEX GOD

2016-06-12 19:28

Shroud's been a mess lately. I'm not saying get rid of him, but when Slemmy outfrags him, something's gotta change.

2016-06-12 19:29

You can see nV isn't calm on LAN anymore. Happy switching weapons when sighting an enemy, DEVIL jumping and looking at the floor during an enemy execute... Such errors they can't be doing in a tournament.

2016-06-12 19:29

2 replies

Happy probably accidentally pressed Q or something, but for DEVIL i have no idea what the hell he was doing, BOT:

2016-06-12 19:34

devil is so fucking bad it's crazy he's on the same positions all day long and keeps making retarded moves and losing aim duels

2016-06-12 19:39

Classic C9. Throw a flash in the 26th round when they've overtaken A site and they know someone apEx is there, but they don't actually bother checking after having thrown the flash, AND AFTER APEX KILLED THEIR TEAMMATE classic n0thing, runs out of drop area with a made out, and forgets to check the most obvious angle, resulting in him and his teammates dying. Also his whiff a couple of rounds later...Jesus. Also, shroud bottom fragging again. No slemmy to blame this time.

2016-06-12 19:31

n0thing threw this match away, that mp9 backstab spray fail

2016-06-12 19:32

KENNYS DLORE DREAM IS ALIVEEe

2016-06-12 19:32

shroud, pugstar strikes again. I had a feeling at the beginning of the tourney that c9 won't qualify. Hope that comes to fruition so they can make some smart changes

2016-06-12 19:32

2 replies

but but Reddit said he was God....

2016-06-12 19:34

1 reply

lol

2016-06-12 21:35

shroud not feeling well :(

2016-06-12 19:34

Shroud been so fucking shit lately..

2016-06-12 19:37

abgefuckten franzöischen hurensöhne. they earn hell for that throw few days ago and everybody seems to ignore it. they are cursed from now on.

2016-06-12 19:43

SHROUD LUL ONLINER LUL

2016-06-12 19:44

shroud always choking in big games

2016-06-12 20:26

Whoooo How to turn 20 Into 200 imgur.com/G0ZwGVD

2016-06-12 20:35

1 reply

2016-06-12 20:58

After watching 20-30 C9 games i would say that Stew needs better team.He is Niko for C9,almost always Top-Fragger by far.

2016-06-13 05:59

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