Team YP seek two CS:GO teams

27-10-2015 13:02

Team YP have announced that they are looking to break into the Counter-Strike scene in full force by signing a male and a female team.

Earlier in the month, Team YP, the esports branch of YouPorn, revealed on Twitter that they were looking to add to their portfolio with the acquisition of a CS:GO team.

A post on the organisation's website now reveals that they plan to make good on that promise, but there is a twist: Team YP want to sign two teams, one male and one female, to represent them on the professional gaming scene.

"Are you and your team mates all over 18 years of age?," a release from Team YP reads. "Has your team already competed in a few tournaments?

"Are you eager to take on more challenges? Are you already active on social media platforms? Does your team have a high KD?

"Then Team YP wants you!"

All teams interested in submitting an application can do so by filling out the respective form, which is available on Team YP's website.

2015-10-27 13:02

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+18? BibleThump

2015-10-27 13:04

We have to pick up Coastless or GreyFace xD

2015-10-27 13:08

Lets watch Team YouPorn yeaaaah

2015-10-27 13:17

Oh my god

2015-10-27 13:02

9 replies

imagine male and female ;)

2015-10-27 13:12

8 replies

esports porn inc

2015-10-27 13:49

Imagine the bootcamps :D

2015-10-27 14:07

6 replies

prob nonstop playing nerds..nothing funny in this bootcamp

2015-10-27 14:17

3 replies

nonstop banging of course

2015-10-27 15:04

1 reply

gangbang u mean... :P

2015-10-27 15:11

playing is fun :3

2015-10-28 08:20

Pro players dont get distructed even when someone is fucking on their desk.

2015-10-27 16:26

u mean bootycamps? :DD

2015-10-27 16:44

HYPE

2015-10-27 13:02

1 reply

MY CHANCE BOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

2015-10-27 14:29

LOL

2015-10-27 13:02

*Does your team have a high KD?''

2015-10-27 13:04

10 replies

lmfao

2015-10-27 13:06

holy shit is this COD

2015-10-27 13:09

This was making me laugh as well :D

2015-10-27 13:36

2015-10-27 15:48

ikr lmao

2015-10-27 16:41

2015-10-27 17:32

rofl

2015-10-27 19:20

Ikr xd

2015-10-27 21:53

2015-10-28 02:03

Space Soldiers inc

2015-10-28 03:54

nice

2015-10-27 13:03

lol

2015-10-27 13:03

m0e incoming

2015-10-27 13:03

2 replies

Yes pls.

2015-10-27 13:04

incumming*

2015-10-27 15:27

lmao HYPE

2015-10-27 13:03

fk YP, porn is bad for the human brain so go away.

2015-10-27 13:04

9 replies

plz elaborate, is this the reason im retarded?

2015-10-27 13:10

8 replies

he's actually right, its confirmed by scientists.

2015-10-27 13:14

1 reply

Not proven and nothing you can conclude from the stuudies

2015-10-28 02:14

Plots of porn movies are so dumb so your IQ gets lowered.

2015-10-27 13:17

4 replies

Hahahah nice one

2015-10-27 13:21

who the fuck cares about plot lol

2015-10-27 13:35

2 replies

I need to know why that pizza guy is there and why she needs the D so badly.

2015-10-27 13:42

1 reply

and the plumber guy

2015-10-27 14:43

obvious b8

2015-10-27 20:11

Imagine Dosia in Team YP

2015-10-27 13:04

6 replies

hahaha im dead

2015-10-27 13:09

Team YP needs Ange1. He's called "porn 'stache" for a reason. This is his purpose in life.

2015-10-27 13:43

Dosia 2 sexy for YP

2015-10-27 13:46

DOSIA SEX GOD

2015-10-27 14:44

I will pay for it

2015-10-27 23:51

ahahahahhaahhaahhaah

2015-10-28 01:04

a male and a female team for you porn.. i mean come on it's a new way to get porn actors ?

2015-10-27 13:04

inb4 Male and females are going to make a porn together.

2015-10-27 13:04

DO YOU HAVE A HIGH KD LOL

2015-10-27 13:04

ROFL

2015-10-27 13:04

+dosia +dosia +dosia +dosia +dosia

2015-10-27 13:04

4 replies

+dosia

2015-10-27 13:34

2 replies

+dosia

2015-10-27 14:28

1 reply

+dosia

2015-10-27 16:23

+dosia

2015-10-27 17:56

LET'S GO!

2015-10-27 13:04

they'll be training together

2015-10-27 13:04

3 replies

scrims?? idk what u mean... explain ;)

2015-10-27 13:07

2 replies

yes naked scrims and rims

2015-10-27 13:08

1 reply

them rims the bestest

2015-10-27 13:09

Dosia's new team in VP confirmed

2015-10-27 13:04

hype

2015-10-27 13:04

They will probably sign a t4 NA team that won't achieve anything.

2015-10-27 13:05

1 reply

team YP sign Coastless inc

2015-10-27 13:06

"Does your team have a high KD?" lmao

2015-10-27 13:05

HIGH KD BOYS

2015-10-27 13:05

i want be there :D or to be joined to team BRAZZERS

2015-10-27 13:05

2015-10-27 13:06

This was made for Dosia

2015-10-27 13:06

then do a 5v5 with male and female team? oh yes DOSIA

2015-10-27 13:07

Does your team have a high KD? xdddddddddddddddddddd

2015-10-27 13:07

KD = killer dick sign me up plox

2015-10-27 13:07

3 replies

i join. im black ddk, if you know what i mean ;)

2015-10-27 13:08

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bbk

2015-10-27 13:43

Lol good one

2015-10-27 13:09

they have to be over 18 cuz they will be forced to watch porn.

2015-10-27 13:08

1 reply

Why do you need to be forced to watch porn? More like they will be doing porn videos in their bootcamp

2015-10-27 18:38

ez for O D E A G

2015-10-27 13:09

I mean I have to be honest, I would never ever want to represent YouPorn's team, and I don't think anyone that takes the CS scene serious would, either.

2015-10-27 13:09

6 replies

Why, what's wrong with it?

2015-10-27 13:14

5 replies

cause he is a true fan of xvideos

2015-10-27 13:22

4 replies

haha n1

2015-10-27 14:00

n1 :D

2015-10-27 15:09

lold hard

2015-10-27 16:59

id rep xvideos

2015-10-27 21:05

pick up wildsource keepo

2015-10-27 13:10

I'm a free agent, but Dosia is interested, so you guys need to give me big money if you watn me to join your team.

2015-10-27 13:10

I want YP stickers for the next major they'd better pick a good team

2015-10-27 13:11

New roster Male Dosia Dosia Dosia Dosia Schneider Kappa Female Dosia x5

2015-10-27 13:11

aahha fucking noobs team

2015-10-27 13:12

Ok I'm in.

2015-10-27 13:12

hah lol

2015-10-27 13:13

LOL pls sign dosia

2015-10-27 13:14

please pick dosia SEXGOD

2015-10-27 13:14

High kd? Youporn xantares

2015-10-27 13:16

Bet my ass 50% of people that jokes with Dosia are worse than him.

2015-10-27 13:16

9 replies

What? More like 99% People saying they're globals doesn't mean they are, and even if they are globals, it won't matter, they suck vs dosia or any other tier 2+ player

2015-10-27 13:30

I seriously doubt there's a single HLTV user that insults Dosia and is better than him. The gap between pros and the best amateur players is massive.

2015-10-27 14:04

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You're wrong. The gap isnt that big :) The gamesense is easily optainable if you've played enough and so is your aim. All it's Down to is if you're able to be a teamplayer and communicate, and if you've played enough scrims, small tournaments etc the gap isnt very big :)

2015-10-27 15:24

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how sure you are makes me really amused, "you're wrong." you got 600K active players every day and only 5-6 Top tier teams for over a year, I'm sure that has nothing to do with skill at all (that's sarcasm to make it simple for you). Now I don't really care for what silly explanation you might have for that, you just need to be a reasonable person and think logically to understand just based on that that the gap is significant.

2015-10-27 15:39

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I am a reasonable person and I do think logically, but I just don't agree. And as I assume you think yourself a reasonable and logical person you might agree that there is no facts in this, only opinion, so saying that EVERY reasonable and logical person knows there is a different shows how not so logical you are. Now, ofc there's alot of active players, but that's what I wrote. If you spend all your time on CS and if you do have a proper understanding then the gap isn't that big. Ofc there is a massive gap between people playing 2 hours a day and the pro's, but those WHO are just active every day are not "the best amateur players" which was what i commented on :)

2015-10-27 15:56

What I mean is that if I for instance chose to spend all my time finding a team and playing with it, there would not be a big difference from me to other pros. For instance: aizy and MSL are danes, and I know them, I can promise you that the skillgap between me and them is not that big. They are more consistant ofc, but other than that nah

2015-10-27 15:58

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the real question is : do you even have a high kd?

2015-10-27 17:38

Some people do find him attractive, actually.

2015-10-27 14:20

sorry but dosia is ugly and disguisting

2015-10-27 16:05

It will be interesting to see if they are able to get a female team that wants to promote a porn site.

2015-10-27 13:16

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People will promote anything if the price is right.

2015-10-27 13:28

ppl will do anything for $$$

2015-10-27 14:17

more like they seek for some free advertisement

2015-10-27 13:19

Mimimicheater to team youporn pl0x. <3

2015-10-27 13:24

Will the male and female team share a gaming house??

2015-10-27 13:24

qk mantis

2015-10-27 13:24

this is my chance.

2015-10-27 13:26

Does your team have a high KD? topkek

2015-10-27 13:28

1 reply

my k/d is 9 inches

2015-10-27 13:33

TaZ NEO f0rest Zeus Dosia confirmed.

2015-10-27 13:32

hahahah this is great also over 18 yrs of age, rip s1mple((

2015-10-27 13:34

'does your team like porn? THEN WE'RE THE ORGasm FOR YOU'

2015-10-27 13:35

imagine YP in majors

2015-10-27 13:36

2 replies

youporn vs ninjas out of pyjamas, 18+ esports, i see it.

2015-10-27 13:42

The sticker tho

2015-10-27 13:50

What sponsorship gifts will i get kappa

2015-10-27 13:36

Can my team join, we have 10+ K/D in BF4, we are 18+ ofc, no kappa.

2015-10-27 13:38

Why all players must be 18+?

2015-10-27 13:40

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probably because they represent youporn, and porn is 18+

2015-10-27 13:45

YP front door, YP back door? Kewl

2015-10-27 13:40

pick up indian team

2015-10-27 13:41

2015-10-27 13:42

dosia

2015-10-27 13:43

this made me horny k im goin to brazzers Gl YP

2015-10-27 13:45

YP Dosia YP s1mple YP flamie YP jw YP roque

2015-10-27 13:46

YouPorn signing new pornstars Kappa

2015-10-27 13:47

1 reply

why kappa

2015-10-27 16:58

YP Schneider incoming

2015-10-27 13:51

these idiots dont deserve a good team. "does your team have a high KD?" PLS GTFO

2015-10-27 13:51

schneider pyth Delpan twist zende 2WEEKS

2015-10-27 13:52

Inb4 YP release a movie with their csgo roster having sex together + dosia and flamie gay porn

2015-10-27 13:53

1 reply

unsee

2015-10-27 13:54

"Are you and your team mates all over 18 years of age?" What the hell is that for?

2015-10-27 13:54

1 reply

They could probably be sued just for representing underage players.

2015-10-27 14:06

One male and one female, I wonder what kind of ad shoots we about to see.

2015-10-27 13:54

Games Academy deserve it

2015-10-27 14:03

very professional, like real sport! Keepo

2015-10-27 14:16

Does your team have a high KD ? What does that even mean ?

2015-10-27 14:17

"male and a female" hmm...

2015-10-27 14:20

I expect loads of female Teams to apply for Team YP. Grills would love to have 'YouPorn' written on their shirts while attending a LAN tournament. What could possibly go wrong?

2015-10-27 14:20

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it would show YP Gaming or something like that, not Youporn

2015-10-27 19:36

called it :D

2015-10-27 14:21

DOSIA ( IGL ) DOSIA ( AWP ) DOSIA ( 2nd AWP ) DOSIA ( entry ) DOSIA ( rifle ) DOSIA ( COACH )

2015-10-27 14:23

Naked intros incoming at next major with announcement of the two teams: Team Dong-is-Long and Trouser Trouts

2015-10-27 14:24

IF teamYP will lose some games, their players will have to make a few videos.

2015-10-27 14:25

"Is your team good at spray control" ? Huehue

2015-10-27 14:30

seriously.. what a joke.

2015-10-27 14:31

hahahahah

2015-10-27 14:32

Team have a high KD HAHA What LOL :D !!

2015-10-27 14:32

Where to sign up?

2015-10-27 14:38

Two Teams For DP?

2015-10-27 14:39

what will they do? CUMBACK

2015-10-27 14:41

wtf :D:DDD

2015-10-27 14:41

lol they want a male vs female porn shoot scrim, 5v5, west, d2, TEAMS ONLY, PM me, no STD's, ringers/pugs.

2015-10-27 14:43

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doing sponsor work is a part of the business

2015-10-27 15:03

"Does your team have a high KD?" lmao

2015-10-27 14:46

I HAVE A HIGH KD

2015-10-27 14:51

Team YP pm to me i can play for u

2015-10-27 14:52

this is a fucking joke

2015-10-27 14:53

"Does your team have a high KD?" yep that already shows their knowledge about CS

2015-10-27 15:04

New porn on d2 inc

2015-10-27 15:04

Orgia incoming...

2015-10-27 15:05

YP stickers leggo!

2015-10-27 15:06

What a joke that hltv write this news again....

2015-10-27 15:09

Yirtus.pro?

2015-10-27 15:10

I heard f0rest has a curk like an industrial coffee maker... Maybe he will join this new team

2015-10-27 15:14

They won't sign any team. If they even sign a team, it'll be a tier 9 team with gold novas or something. Their goal with this is to get attention, and considering HLTV even writes news about it, they succeeded. I can't believe people actually think they'll sign a t2 team that could get to a major

2015-10-27 15:24

Gambling, skins, drugs and porn. Counterstrike in 2016.

2015-10-27 15:25

i see what u did there Team YP

2015-10-27 15:27

I checked their website, wasn't disappointed.

2015-10-27 15:31

famele team : Sasha Gray, Lisa Ann

2015-10-27 15:31

sign me in

2015-10-27 15:31

twitch.tv/teampoxio

2015-10-27 15:32

Kreygasm

2015-10-27 15:39

Does your team have a high KD?

2015-10-27 15:40

TEAM YOUPORN WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR!!! DILDOS EVERYWHERE

2015-10-27 15:44

lmao high kd

2015-10-27 15:51

They will get our sex god Dosia

2015-10-27 15:53

female team = Sasha Grey and co...

2015-10-27 15:58

HIGH K/D ? do the YP team even know what CSGO is about ? :D

2015-10-27 16:01

jhonny sins as a lurker i are agree

2015-10-27 16:02

Xantares highest kd he will carry 4 silvers into finals @ next major ez

2015-10-27 16:04

One thing can be sure. Team YP will suck dick, no matter if it will be csgo :D

2015-10-27 16:05

does they have do have a big dick

2015-10-27 16:12

human intelligence is waning through out the ages.

2015-10-27 16:14

They should be looking for a CoD team with this attitude and not a CS:GO team lmao

2015-10-27 16:21

kuben new bald brazzers nokappa

2015-10-27 16:22

None is gonna represent them lol

2015-10-27 16:22

Who the fuck came up with this name? I mean, that's so stupid, srsly....

2015-10-27 16:33

lol if they sign a top team

2015-10-27 16:35

no one will want to be under their flag they will look but not find don't worry

2015-10-27 16:37

"Does your team have a high kd?" Wrong game YP, here.. link for you. callofduty.com/

2015-10-27 16:44

pick me!

2015-10-27 16:45

lol youporn esports!

2015-10-27 16:49

i'm interested

2015-10-27 16:50

This org is already a joke.

2015-10-27 16:59

if free actress porn female for us, i agree...

2015-10-27 17:03

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9gag.com/gag/aGR6dbX?sc=1

2015-10-27 18:34

YP1 Maikelele YP1 dennis YP1 schneider YP1 pyth YP1 twist YP2 zEVES (IGL, unkickable like pronax or xizt) YP2 Polly YP2 RUBINO YP2 rain YP2 jkaem Btw, how do they see their taking part in tournaments? No tournament will allow their teams to specify the word "p*rn" anywhere.

2015-10-27 17:19

3 replies

Female team

2015-10-27 17:30

1 reply

YP1 (Maikel & co) will be a female team, it's not a problem for the Swedes.

2015-10-27 17:33

You see the word porn in the teams name? It's Team YP, the team of YouPorn. Just like Vexed Gaming is some skinarenas team.

2015-10-27 20:30

Dosia new team

2015-10-27 17:33

Does your team have a high KD? b1tch pls

2015-10-27 18:02

DOSIA FOX ADREN S1MPLE HOOCH

2015-10-27 18:05

They gonna pick up ex follow esports

2015-10-27 18:06

HAHAHA

2015-10-27 18:14

FIRE IN THE HOLE

2015-10-27 18:22

girls who join this team, will have no future after cs

2015-10-27 18:24

+18? looks like a nsfw job ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2015-10-27 18:27

1 reply

rip lenny

2015-10-27 18:27

HUNDEN sex god should be team captain

2015-10-27 18:33

1 reply

2015-10-27 18:37

i think that a team sponsored by a porn´s website will be banned for valve as bet websites are....

2015-10-27 18:40

but I prefer brazzers :'(

2015-10-27 18:52

Their dota2 team -> fm.cnbc.com/applications/cnbc.com/resour..

2015-10-27 18:53

OCEAN's phone is standing by.

2015-10-27 18:53

Maikelele, dennis, schneider, jkaem, rainn top1 would be

2015-10-27 18:58

Me pls

2015-10-27 19:15

Dosia Hiko Ocean JW Friberg

2015-10-27 19:17

"Does your team have a high KD?" Ok den))

2015-10-27 19:19

Do===>sia

2015-10-27 19:48

Does your team have a high KD? BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA 2 weeks max This dude said a high K/D. Sauce.

2015-10-27 19:49

Please pick Indian team.

2015-10-27 19:51

KD ratio, Ayyyyy such a joke !

2015-10-27 20:05

Ready for some horny teams to join this team... Mmmm

2015-10-27 20:12

I have a team, 5 players with good K/d, my right and left hand, right and left testicle and my big weiner.

2015-10-27 20:32

Okay. Wow. Kinda seen this coming.

2015-10-27 21:21

Amy Reid, Rachel Starr, Asa Akira, Tori Black, Brandi Love and I'll 1v5 them.

2015-10-27 21:25

So must be above 18 years old,both male and female teams. Are you sure this is about csgo?

2015-10-27 22:34

2 replies

I dont think a porn site can sponsor ppl under 18

2015-10-28 19:10

1 reply

ooh ok ty

2015-10-28 19:42

18+? I assumed they were looking for their prime audience. Confused 12 year olds.

2015-10-27 23:25

1 reply

can confirm

2015-10-27 23:49

csgo fanart pls

2015-10-28 00:00

sadly, they missed the train on this one. 2 years ago the scene was growing and teams had shit deals. now every team worth a fuck is signed, so enjoy your 3rd tier bottomfeeders. I'm almost glad, because I'm still a little shocked they signed a DOTA team instead of a CS team back then. whoever runs that place is incompetent to say the least.

2015-10-28 00:19

what is it called when Team YP stomps Team YP.fe

2015-10-28 04:02

Still waiting for that FaZe team. I'm ready for some trickshots man.

2015-10-28 04:09

LOL LO LO LOL LO OL

2015-10-28 05:40

If theyre offering Lisa Ann as coach/moral support... ma boys are down.

2015-10-28 08:14

They should sign Dota team like Monkey Business . Good Business for them lol . No more good cs team

2015-10-28 09:14

judging by their post they have no idea about CS...

2015-10-28 09:34

awaiting for highligths and full movies! kappa ps nokappa

2015-10-28 09:34

Stop giving them the publicity they want. Esports in a nutshell once again.

2015-10-28 14:28

3 replies

Are you saying esports is publicity in a nutshell? Or you just don't know when to use that sentence but are trying to sound cool?

2015-10-28 19:08

1 reply

The point is that the esport scene frequently cries about how they want to be taken serious. But still they do shit like this, things that other people outside the "community" just rolls their eyes at. When was the last time you saw a serious hockey, football or basketball team with a porn sponsor?

2015-10-28 20:20