New HLTV.org feature: Nix's sister*

Sorry guys, just an April fools, our budgets cannot afford Nix's sister, we'll probably have to settle for Martin's. :-(

For way too long has Nix0n's sister been the subject of under the breath jokes, and snide remarks on the forums. However after a analysis of all the forum posts on HLTV.org we have come to the conclusion that page impressions and user activity increases by a whopping 74% percent when she is mentioned. Meanwhile other topics like mTw will cause a 10% raise, MYM a 12%, your favourite top player posts cause a 13% downturn in hits, and Martin's sister brings a massive 27% drop in activity.



To make sure HLTV.org stays in constant growth we decided to use this new data to the fullest. Our first consideration was recruiting zonic or Neo for another round of blogs with tactics and the life of a top player, but the numbers clearly showed that Nix's sister was the biggest asset we had!



Therefore, as a consequence we dropped the blogging plans with boring gamers, and instead will be diverting the funds to Nix's sister. This means that from now on she will travel with Nix0n to all the big events. This way she can pose in many of the pictures, and meanwhile help Nix0n get ahead. It is no secret that some features of the female body will get you ahead of the pack, and this we intend to exploit to get the best positions for photos, no more photos taken blindly over the head of 50 other photographers.

Ann "Nix's sister" Winther states:

"I am glad to have the chance to be a member of the HLTV.org family, and I look forward to traveling all around the world. I also look forward to working with my brother, how many have a chance to travel the world with their family? I hope everyone will be nice to me, and enjoy this new feature!"

Nothing in esports is however free, and neither is Nix's sister. Therefore we contacted SteelSeries who were excited to help fund this new endeavour. President of Marketing at SteelSeries Kim Rom states:

"After I met Nix0n's sister the first time, I knew that this young woman was intelligent, talented and had exceptional assets. I should have talked to her. I am delighted to use part of my marketing budget to help myself and other gamers get a chance to get closer to this amazing young woman."

This feature will also ensure that the viewers who are at the event, and thus unable to watch our high quality HLTV, will get an equally good viewing experience.

To provide synergy effects with our new wSync project there will also be call-in sessions with Nix's sister, we hope these shows will fulfill the needs of all serious gamers! A hotline is also in the works.

The first event that will show off the new "Nix's Sister" feature will be the KODE5 finals in Moscow.
#2
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Romania Gyiku
hahahahahah april 1 boyz:D
2009-04-01 00:03
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Germany Herp
haha fuck yeah
2009-04-01 00:29
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Poland ninus
DAMN I didn't realizes that today is 1st april until I read your comment! I was so excited with that news!!! You made me a funny joke :(( Now im going to cry ;(
2009-04-01 09:38
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Germany Herp
holy shit no rl? :D
2009-04-01 14:46
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Romania sibiar
hahahahah LOL!
2009-04-01 16:40
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Slovakia iNviNho
wow very nice girl Nixon sister forewaah:D
2009-04-01 00:04
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Poland p!
Good one :D
2009-04-01 00:04
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Austria ST.n48h -sin-
I smell a joke! :D
2009-04-01 00:05
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United Kingdom Hypertoxin
i just lol'd xD
2009-04-01 00:05
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France klwN
hahaha :DDD
2009-04-01 00:09
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Denmark Nix0n
Flying overseas wont be so lonely anymore.
2009-04-01 00:10
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New Zealand valde111
Don't you worry you got the family looks as well! As far as I'm concerned twins without a doubt!
2009-04-01 00:17
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Sweden dMC
haha :D I've got 5-6 guys on IRC asking for her msn! :D
2009-04-02 17:56
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Denmark Naz
Happy to see you guys are still far out ;-) <3
2009-04-04 23:09
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#154
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Denmark Nix0n
This gotta be an extremly RARE spawn, been some time :o)
2009-04-04 23:17
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Denmark Naz
Rare spawn? Guess it's once per year these days! Couldn't resist throwing a comment on... something like this... :-)
2009-04-06 22:11
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United Kingdom wiggles
S.I.L.F
2009-04-01 00:15
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Spain Alex Kasal
+ 1
2009-04-01 00:18
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Finland nxu
Haha definately :P;P
2009-04-01 00:19
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Germany Herp
for what stays the s? sexy? or sister? not sure :D
2009-04-01 00:31
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#27
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United Kingdom wiggles
sister. but sexy too. s.s.i.l.f
2009-04-01 00:40
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2 replies
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Germany Herp
:D
2009-04-01 01:38
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Turkey gungorssen
how many times a day you look at that picture? be honoust?:D hahahahh
2009-04-01 15:12
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Russia zotkka
khm... what that means?
2009-04-01 14:33
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Denmark Nomad - HLTV.org
Sister i'd like to ....
2009-04-01 14:38
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#105
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Russia zotkka
haha ok :D
2009-04-01 14:47
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United Arab Emirates mrcooldude007
LOL...gr8 joke.. bt its kinda rude if nixon really has a sister..nix u have a sister??
2009-04-01 00:24
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Poland Mister 50-50
FAIL.
2009-04-01 00:24
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2 replies
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United Arab Emirates mrcooldude007
excuse me!!!??
2009-04-01 00:25
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1 reply
ok
2016-10-19 23:39
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Denmark Nix0n
I do yes.
2009-04-01 00:24
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United Arab Emirates mrcooldude007
ohh kk... :S
2009-04-01 00:27
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Bulgaria NstrctR
can I invite her on a date ?
2009-04-01 13:18
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2 replies
#111
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Netherlands AK^ WOEHOE
AHHAHAHAHHAHA XD
2009-04-01 16:19
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Portugal telmo_d
hehe
2010-08-18 01:50
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#14
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Poland Mister 50-50
I always thought Nix's sister has double E's
2009-04-01 00:24
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#18
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Spain deBurrows
I'm sure she has a deep knowledge of the cs scene... anyways it doesn't matter. Nice feature!
2009-04-01 00:25
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HAHA don't smile with my birthday :( :D
2009-04-01 00:26
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#112
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Netherlands AK^ WOEHOE
congratz :)
2009-04-01 16:19
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tnx :D
2009-04-01 18:09
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Switzerland B!gApple
XD good one!
2009-04-01 00:27
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Romania OAI3
how idiotic ...let`s put a hot chick on the site ... that can`t go bad ... when everything else fails just remember ... sex selles ;) love her elf ears btw
2009-04-01 00:36
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Denmark Nomad - HLTV.org
It is Nix's sister, you want me to put a picture that isn't of her or what?!
2009-04-01 00:44
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United Kingdom NoFX^^^
ur actually complainin about a picture of a girl, geek for life, sad cunt.
2009-04-01 10:50
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#25
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Panama elmck
God Bless nix sister
2009-04-01 00:32
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Venezuela biglittle007
ROFL!!
2009-04-01 00:35
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#28
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Turkey gungorssen
we are waiting for nixon's brother of course father ,mother and whole other members of all family, yes we are ready..
2009-04-01 00:41
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Denmark Nomad - HLTV.org
Hmm..
2009-04-01 00:43
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#31
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United Kingdom wiggles
You're fucked up. How can you forget his dog? Joking joking joking! I meant cat!
2009-04-01 00:45
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1 reply
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Denmark Yepper
hahahahaha
2009-04-01 17:16
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Serbia Toljen
hahaha
2009-04-01 00:47
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#34
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Canada Quartz87
Six hours before it's here so I got juked, lulz.
2009-04-01 00:53
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1 reply
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Denmark Nix0n
BINGO!
2009-04-01 00:57
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#35
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Greece trib
oh boy im waiting the hotline number... "whos your....favourite cs player babe?" "axm sexy voice u have there, well .. axhxmxmx you are my favourite cs player" "oh yeah... its kinda hot in here, talk to me dirty babe, give me more..aaa" "does HLTV.org makes you..... h..appy?" "ohhhh yes a lot ahhhh" "how long is your..... mousecord?" "its long enough babe" sexy girl
2009-04-01 00:55
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Denmark Nomad - HLTV.org
:D
2009-04-01 00:54
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1 reply
#39
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Turkey gungorssen
yes nomad what about you? do u think to plan sth like that?
2009-04-01 00:59
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Sweden thrust!
HAHAHAHAHAHA omg n1
2009-04-01 11:27
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#113
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Netherlands AK^ WOEHOE
how long is your... mousecord.. that killed me xD
2009-04-01 16:21
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#130
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Sweden Sandraa
hahahaha
2009-04-01 19:20
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#38
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Chile capitaN-
joajoajoajoajoajoa sexy girl mmmmmm miami
2009-04-01 00:57
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#40
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Bosnia and Herzegovina revbih
is this a joke? :D but i love this joke anyway :D
2009-04-01 01:12
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China Specster
haha nice nice! but would be ok, if you upload more photos, I mean those ones where she doesn't posses (< idk if its a correct word) like a model. normal photos are ok too! and welcome to cs scene!! gl & hf
2009-04-01 02:06
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6 replies
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Denmark Nix0n
photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v255/192/122/711341946/n711341946_627044_6263.jpg will that keeo you quiet for now ?
2009-04-01 02:09
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5 replies
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Argentina matii
OMG :| I fell in love
2009-04-01 02:37
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3 replies
#48
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Denmark Nix0n
With who? Just curious.
2009-04-01 02:39
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2 replies
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Denmark Nomad - HLTV.org
guddo most likely.
2009-04-01 02:40
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1 reply
#99
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Romania haxer!
hahahahahah n1 :D
2009-04-01 14:23
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Brazil hugoooo
rofl so thats not april's fool
2009-04-01 05:09
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#44
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Portugal bit0re
loool, very funny :D
2009-04-01 02:23
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#45
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Australia leddy
Article of the Year! :D
2009-04-01 02:24
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1 reply
#55
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Brazil uppgames
agreed! hahah
2009-04-01 05:06
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#46
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Portugal jackass
Steelseries dude is... ...inteligent...
2009-04-01 02:32
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#50
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Spain guNte
hahaha nice, that make me laugh a lot :)
2009-04-01 02:48
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#51
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Netherlands adrbb
I hope this isn't a April's fools. ;D
2009-04-01 03:02
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#52
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Estonia alakk
sure would like to cut that cake nice joke tough :D
2009-04-01 03:20
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#53
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Brazil fzZ
wow Good
2009-04-01 04:20
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#54
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Argentina Nekr0
WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOW NICEEE
2009-04-01 04:51
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#57
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Malaysia phyzell
Can i call her using a skype phone? What`s her facebook email??
2009-04-01 05:18
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1 reply
#58
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Belgium dtoxx
HAHAHAH noob ='''') nomad, best april fools joke EVER hahahahah =''''''''')
2009-04-01 06:32
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Lithuania allenhauzauR
hahaha nice joke
2009-04-01 07:01
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#60
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Netherlands LwDDtjuh
hahaha xd
2009-04-01 07:32
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#61
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Sweden mmmmmicke
HAHAHAAHH news of the year
2009-04-01 07:48
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#62
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Bulgaria skylamer
april's fool D:!
2009-04-01 08:02
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#63
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Germany M1n1M3
nice nice more of this plz :P i love the 1st of april
2009-04-01 08:17
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#64
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North Macedonia Veky
Nix u have pretty sister :x. hahaha nice article :DDD good april joke !!!
2009-04-01 08:27
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#65
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Poland Wiwonen
haha n1
2009-04-01 08:34
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#66
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Romania xtS.
66 posts and going up! haha ^^ u are right about Nix`s sister
2009-04-01 08:45
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#67
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Romania juggaknot
I had that.
2009-04-01 08:50
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#68
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Finland Kelsey
Hahahaha, great news! :D
2009-04-01 09:03
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#69
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Iceland Pus
I'd choose Nix over his sister anytime :o)
2009-04-01 09:06
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#70
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Denmark Mojazu
Nix's sister > CS ^^
2009-04-01 09:10
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#71
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Romania DARKISSS
beautiful woman :P :D
2009-04-01 09:27
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#72
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Slovakia mscL
1st April DD
2009-04-01 09:28
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#74
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Romania MARAN-
1April hhaha n1 :DDDDDD
2009-04-01 10:11
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#75
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Sweden HYDROGENiUM
1st April? ;D
2009-04-01 10:11
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#76
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Netherlands Stackz
Lol martin's sister -27%? xD Give me a photo of her:p
2009-04-01 10:28
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#77
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Austria kaLi^
1st of April or not, i want moar pixxx!!
2009-04-01 10:41
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#78
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Hungary BANCi-
at the end of the day: "this article is real". THAT would be the REAL april's fool!! :DDD
2009-04-01 10:54
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Romania rECobA
LOL!
2009-04-01 13:39
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#80
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Romania R.Reinhardt
happy 1 of april to all :) enjoy your day , and n1 nix;)
2009-04-01 10:53
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#83
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Germany gtee
but martins sister -27% hhahah XD 1 april pwnz XD
2009-04-01 11:34
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#84
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Poland andrew8890
hahaha xD
2009-04-01 11:37
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#85
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Sweden dMC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LAUGHED LIKE HELL :D Nomad I just have to say, I LOVE YOU<3
2009-04-01 11:58
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#86
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Belgium forn9
best joke today till now^^
2009-04-01 12:01
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#87
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Ukraine *2Drake
rofl, good one ))))
2009-04-01 12:24
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2009-04-01 00:01 !! "and Martin's sister brings a massive 27% drop in activity." hahaha /D
2009-04-01 12:34
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#89
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Germany M1n1M3
hey maybe nomad has a hot sister too ? 1vs1 oil fight sista vs sista :D
2009-04-01 13:18
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United Kingdom wiggles
No she's ugly. it runs in the family. Hope to god he reads this.
2009-04-03 18:30
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#91
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Bulgaria diviqt
very nice joke :D :D :D
2009-04-01 13:37
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#93
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Albania Pr3dator [AL]
enough with this joke, we want to know who are the march betting winners
2009-04-01 13:50
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1 reply
/fail
2009-04-01 14:08
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#95
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Romania qwerty1h
SILF :D
2009-04-01 14:08
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#96
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World seikhor
hahhahahah awsome
2009-04-01 14:12
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#97
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France Jiga
"but the numbers clearly showed that Nix's sister was the biggest asset we had!" for sure, big asset!
2009-04-01 14:14
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#98
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Poland qater-
Haha,Nice :D
2009-04-01 14:18
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#100
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Czech Republic acn
damn,no space right now in my jeans :X
2009-04-01 14:25
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#103
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Poland qater-
HAHAHAAHHAHHAHA
2009-04-01 14:39
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#107
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Greece CH34732
haahhahahah. give here another nickname. not nix's sister.
2009-04-01 15:31
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#108
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India sagkash1
shez hawt :D
2009-04-01 15:43
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#109
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World tras[A]
Ohhh... very hot girl:D
2009-04-01 15:53
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#110
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Portugal telmo_d
hot
2009-04-01 15:56
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#115
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Czech Republic fist0r
now really ..:D who is that girl?:D shes fuckin HOT! :D
2009-04-01 17:05
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#116
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Denmark Nomad - HLTV.org
It really is Nix's sister..
2009-04-01 17:06
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#118
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Greece CH34732
who is martin's sister ?
2009-04-01 17:19
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#120
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Poland Eidam
why martin's sister have -27% ? How does she look like? xD
2009-04-01 18:27
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#121
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Denmark carty
I knew that this young woman was intelligent, talented and had exceptional ASSets. sry had to do it :)
2009-04-01 18:27
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#122
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Brazil ENNEk
:O HolyShit! the public "gore" is now true!!
2009-04-01 18:33
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#123
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Belgium doxe
niiiiiceeee :D
2009-04-01 18:33
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#124
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Belgium dtoxx
more pics more pics!!! :D
2009-04-01 18:37
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#125
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Portugal odr@
more pics!!!!!
2009-04-01 18:45
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#126
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Norway jarle!
Ntaaaa, I can't say u look a like Nix :| APRIL'z :- D
2009-04-01 18:51
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#127
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Bulgaria Beasta
bad joke :| so much work on it and it's not worth it
2009-04-01 19:09
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#128
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Denmark Nomad - HLTV.org
You know the 125 other comments seem to differ, and this took around 15 minutes of work, so please..
2009-04-01 19:12
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#131
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Czech Republic acn
..and Martin's sister brings a massive 27% drop in activity. This sentence made my day :D
2009-04-01 20:34
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#133
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Bulgaria Beasta
15 minutes of work is much for this, i mean if the picture was of some other girl it could've been different. No offense for his sister :D
2009-04-01 21:53
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#135
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Denmark Nomad - HLTV.org
Whatever, everyone but you thought it was funny, that is good enough for me.
2009-04-01 21:58
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#138
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Netherlands adrbb
Don't mind him Nomad, seems like he missed the humor gen.
2009-04-02 00:01
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#144
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Bulgaria Beasta
no, don't look for me, im just hating and prolly the rest of the users are under 15 years old ;D
2009-04-02 13:50
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#129
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Belgium SpectR
haaha april fools day
2009-04-01 19:14
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#132
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Portugal telmo_d
shit i got pwned 2 times in hltv and sk gaming
2009-04-01 21:08
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#134
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Sweden pani
haha
2009-04-01 21:54
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#136
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Poland SIN1
hahahaha
2009-04-01 22:14
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#137
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Estonia Estzen
LMAO.
2009-04-01 22:20
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#139
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Argentina p3po
hahaha
2009-04-02 03:41
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#140
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ropz | 
Estonia NOSSUftw
I want my own nix's sister >)
2009-04-02 05:40
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#141
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Denmark Nix0n
Don't worry, will be in stores for christmas :o)
2009-04-02 05:59
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#142
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Argentina nicobjrkn
HAHAHAHA
2009-04-02 08:30
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#143
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Romania rECobA
so, in the end, it´s a real thing ? or was something about April´s fool
2009-04-02 12:04
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keep guessing!!!
2009-04-02 19:01
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#147
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India babai_here
lol it was really a nice joke but i want 2 giv u a simple tip nixon tat u may now introduce/add ur sis in hltv team cos ................. Look at the no. of coments its not a fnatic vs sk match still ............. :P Though 1 more thing tat u might not post her photo here cos she has been misused by some guys n this pic made us ..... (keep guessing).
2009-04-02 20:41
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#149
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Romania benDover!
Why bother spending money in sending Nixon two at the events, only send her, admint nixon your getting old for this job...stay home let your sister do the work....Play some Cricket, this way HLTV will only pay for one ticket
2009-04-04 10:06
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#150
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World 46783612
I am form china This is nice
2009-04-04 10:46
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#151
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Brazil gu1d0
aprill 1 is my birthday! people love to do stupid jokes on my birthday,pff
2009-04-04 12:54
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#152
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Egypt kareembit
She has a nice Body, but her face ? bleeh -'-
2009-04-04 16:40
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#156
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Argentina wlanZ
it doesnt matter :P her face is very nice too
2009-04-04 23:34
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#155
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Argentina wlanZ
OMGG n1ce bubbs :)
2009-04-04 23:33
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#157
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World treehuger123
2009-04-06 08:02
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#158
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Romania rECobA
SO, IN THE END ... she's Nix's sister or was a joke :|
2009-04-06 13:53
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#159
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Denmark Nomad - HLTV.org
She _is_ Nix's sister, look at the last name.. Nix even posted a picture further up with himself, her and guddo..
2009-04-06 15:00
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#160
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Portugal bonzoo
WTF ? ? ? O_o
2009-04-06 18:44
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#161
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Georgia kvachi
WTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFF :D lolzzzzz
2009-04-06 18:52
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#164
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United Kingdom drail
shes bang tidy xD
2009-04-13 01:52
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#165
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Russia zotkka
OMG guys :// she's ugly. </3 blondes like this :///// sor nixon, but thats true ;[[
2009-04-16 07:48
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#166
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Serbia siamond
And, I am reviving this topic with this post. Enjoy guys.
2010-07-15 04:18
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#168
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Singapore The_Fiend[fA]
This needs to be bumped for epicness xD
2011-04-24 18:34
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#169
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Serbia svrlE
nice :D
2011-07-08 02:24
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#170
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Portugal jKR-
How the fck do you go comment old news like this?
2011-07-08 02:28
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#171
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Serbia svrlE
hahahah i had to:D
2011-07-08 02:30
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#172
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Jordan pApax
Nomad is a genius!
2011-08-24 04:34
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#173
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Portugal WHYZ0
If you look closely, Nix's sis looks like HeatoN. Im serious
2011-09-18 02:24
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What is this?
2016-03-11 00:59
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#176
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World 65 WAT
necrophile detected
2016-10-19 23:44
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