I am a rich and prosperous American.
I make $200k yearly and pay 20% in taxes.
I live in a spacious house in Washington with a large garden. I buy high quality food in bulk from Costco and own guns.
I go hunting frequently and am surrounded by nature.
I will retire before I am 40.
I don’t pay 50% in taxes to live in a closet-sized concrete pod and eat insektenburger like my frozen neighbors across the Atlantic. I don’t get arrested for being mean to politicians online. I can afford air conditioning.
God damn it feels good to be American.