My Comeback to your Salty Insults

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

My Motto

Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought.

My Stats

http://csgo-stats.com/themega/

My Inventory

Huntsman Knife | Crimson Web FT (0.16870017)

StatTrak AWP | Redline MW (0.13030505)

StatTrak M4A1-S | Atomic Alloy FN (0.01715804)

AK-47 | Aquamarine Revenge FT (0.20249686)

StatTrak USP-S | Stainless MW (0.08040982)

StatTrak Glock-18 | Grinder MW (0.08025679)

StatTrak Five-SeveN | Urban Hazard FN (0.02289801)

StatTrak Tec-9 | Isaac MW (0.0868546)

http://csgobackpack.net/?nick=themega

CSGO

-I play faceit, gave up matchmaking after the rank update...
-I usually like awping on CT side, lurking/entry/support on T side
-I play as IGL, I call out strats and rotations
-If you want to play with me, PM me