MLG Columbus Group B preview

MLG Columbus 2016 will be the eighth CS:GO Major and the first to offer a gargantuan $1 million prize-pool: this is the official preview for Group B of the tournament.

Next week will undoubtedly see history made for Counter-Strike as the first $1 million Major will take place in Columbus, Ohio. MLG Columbus 2016 is the eighth official Major for the game and comes at a time of an extremely fertile competitive scene, one in which the skill ceiling for the game is being raised ever higher.

We felt that this momentous occasion easily warranted a return to a separate preview per group, rather than a split between 'Legends' and 'Challengers', and have thus been busy writing and researching all that you may wish to know about the 16 teams competing.

As a reminder, the format of the tournament begins with group stages that will have the same format as the Major qualifier which took place last month: best-of-one games with two wins to reach the playoffs and two losses to exit; the second place decider game will be the only best-of-three match.

Meanwhile, the playoffs will be a single elimination best-of-three bracket but they will also have the distinction of taking place inside of the Nationwide Arena (the group stages will be played behind closed doors in the MLG Arena, the same venue that hosted the Major Qualifier, the Americas Minor, and the CEVO-P Seasons 6, 7, and 8 finals).


Put your cans in the air for the Group B preview

We have prepared a sexy event page which you can browse to your heart's content and there you will find the group spreads for each preview. For those not fond of clicking on hyperlinks however, you can find Group B below:

We will now talk about the four teams competing in Group B of MLG Columbus 2016 starting from the first team in the bracket shown above and moving downwards.

Europe FaZe

Player Age Majors Maps Rating Highest placing
Norway Joakim "⁠jkaem⁠" Myrbostad 22 2 13 1.11 1/2 final (Cluj 2015)
Denmark Philip "⁠aizy⁠" Aistrup 19 4 14 1.03 1/2 final (Cologne 2014)
Sweden Mikail "⁠Maikelele⁠" Bill 24 4 32 1.00 Final (DH Winter 2014)
Portugal Ricardo "⁠fox⁠" Pacheco 29 2 15 0.97 1/2 final (Cluj 2015)
Norway Håvard "⁠rain⁠" Nygaard 21 4 20 0.95 1/2 final (Cluj 2015)

Of all eight 'Legends' who made the playoffs of DreamHack Cluj-Napoca, FaZe are currently our lowest ranked at 11th place (one behind Ninjas in Pyjamas in the latest update).

There is ample reasoning for this slide in ranking, since in early November we had Maikelele and his team as high up as seventh, and that fact is due to the team noticeably falling off in form since their semifinal run at the last Major in Cluj.

2016 has been a markedly less impressive year for the European super-team, beginning with a 5-6th place finish at the SLTV StarSeries XIV finals as G2 which was narrowly eked out after defeating Chinese team CyberZen.


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The team were then acquired by FaZe and attended DreamHack ZOWIE Open in Leipzig shortly afterwards where they again finished 5-6th place, surprisingly defeating Luminosity in the best-of-one opener but then losing to Natus Vincere and the Brazilians in a best-of-three to bow out of the tournament.

Perhaps sensing they were ailing, the team picked up 1.6 legend Robert "⁠RobbaN⁠" Dahlström as their coach in February and their next and last event before the Major was IEM Katowice. There, they had early successes against E-frag.net and Tempo Storm (defeating the latter team in overtime) before losing all their final games and thus finishing in 7-8th place.

Finally, and even more worryingly, FaZe have been on a prodigious losing spree in the ESL Pro League since Katowice and are seemingly unable to make their current five-man composition work.

For all of the warning signs about a listing vessel, FaZe still pack some of the strongest talent heat on the CS:GO block. In your humble author's opinion, their game against Liquid could be a real seesaw of a match as two relatively volatile teams go toe-to-toe.

United States Liquid

Player Age Majors Maps Rating Highest placing
Ukraine Oleksandr "⁠s1mple⁠" Kostyliev 18 1 4 1.12 1/4 final (DH Winter 2014)
United States Spencer "⁠Hiko⁠" Martin 26 5 23 1.03 1/2 final (DH Winter 2013)
United States Nick "⁠nitr0⁠" Cannella 20 2 5 0.93 Group stage (2x)
United States Jonathan "⁠EliGE⁠" Jablonowski 18 1 2 0.92 Group stage (Cluj 2015)
United States Eric "⁠adreN⁠" Hoag 25 3 6 0.83 Group stage (3x)

As far as offline attendances and results go, Liquid have had an extremely quiet 2016. And yet the team have dominated headlines in ways that would make some other outfits ranked #11-20 simply jealous. Couldst'-a there be a reason?

What such flagrantly offensive puns are referencing are clearly the high profile signings this year of Ukrainian prodigy s1mple and ex-Enemy/Selfless AWP wonder-child Kenneth "⁠koosta⁠" Suen.

However, due to the diluted rules put in place by Valve to govern how teams coming up from the Minors could compete in the Major qualifier, Liquid had to attend the event with their old in-game leader adreN, where the often criticised player was a crucial part of the team's qualification campaign.


s1mple & co. will need a wild placing to balance the books

s1mple, on the other hand, tanked in the series against HellRaisers (and overall had one of his only events in the red ever rating-wise) and for once had to experience the feeling of getting carried by his teammates in an offline setting.

Setting aside what very likely was the unimaginable pressure of moving to a new continent and a new culture, playing for a high octane brand team, and getting frequently picked in a do-or-die match, we can only assume that s1mple has regained some of his lost confidence and will head into the Major with more poise.

Not being able to play with koosta will hurt the team's firepower, however as we've seen in Liquid's recent online results, the addition of koosta has not necessarily made them the indomitable North American force that some had expected. adreN may also possibly (though let's not get crazy) play lights out Counter-Strike, knowing full well that with his current TSM lineup it could be quite some time before another Major rolls around.

Whether they win or lose their opener against FaZe, the likeliest outcome in this group is that Liquid will either be disciplined by fnatic in the winners' match or discipline Splyce in turn in the losers' match and head into a best-of-three game against FaZe to decide their fate.

Sweden fnatic

Player Age Majors Maps Rating Highest placing
Sweden Robin "⁠flusha⁠" Rönnquist 22 7 56 1.23 Winner (3x)
Sweden Olof "⁠olofmeister⁠" Kajbjer 24 7 54 1.15 Winner (2x)
Sweden Freddy "⁠KRIMZ⁠" Johansson 21 7 54 1.08 Winner (2x)
Sweden Dennis "⁠dennis⁠" Edman 25 4 29 1.07 1/2 final (2x)
Sweden Jesper "⁠JW⁠" Wecksell 21 7 56 1.05 Winner (3x)

The undisputed kings of Counter-Strike, fnatic have been an undoubtedly polarising team in recent weeks as they have made winning look almost too easy and have claimed the top trophy at every single event they've attended since adding dennis to the roster in late 2015.

The lineup truly does read like a Gold Nova's wet dream: a leader in flusha who also has the best rating at the Majors of all players, the world's best player in olofmeister, his unflappable Snus-chewing sidekick in KRIMZ who almost telepathically plays in tandem with olofmeister, a well-meshed support and factotum in dennis, and finally the inglorious bastard of YOLO plays, AWPer JW.

The catalogue is longer than Homer's ships: winning FACEIT Stage 3 Finals at DreamHack Winter, ESL ESEA Pro League Season 2 Finals, StarSeries XIV Finals, ESL Barcelona Invitational, IEM Katowice, and many more Green W's.


Aside from being the world's best Major player, flusha also enjoys m_rawinput 0, pressing TAB, and long strolls on the beach

There is nary a chink nor a scratch in the team's armour as even JW, who has found himself most out of sync with the dennis era lineup, has not fallen far behind enough to warrant any sort of sustained criticism.

Combining aggressive confidence with calm poise, fnatic have created the current era of CS:GO and there is a high amount of people out there who continue to see them as guaranteed to claim another Major title this time around. If they win: let us now praise famous men.

United States Splyce

Player Age Majors Maps Rating Highest placing
United States Abraham "⁠abE⁠" Fazli 23 - - - -
United States Arya "⁠arya⁠" Hekmat 23 - - - -
Canada David "⁠DAVEY⁠" Stafford 19 - - - -
Canada Jason "⁠jasonR⁠" Ruchelski 21 - - - -
United States Andrew "⁠Professor_Chaos⁠" Heintz 25 - - - -

Poor, poor Splyce. Even before the Canadian-American team have stepped foot in the MLG Arena to play their group stage matches, they have already received a shellacking from many commentators on social media.

If the team's Cinderella run games against CLG and Vexed to qualify for the Major weren't enough of a high, then having to open up their Major campaign against fnatic can't be enough of a low.

Determined not to be the North American version of Wolf at ESL One Cologne 2014 or Bravado at DreamHack Winter 2014, Splyce will need ungodly amounts of preparation to be a challenger in this group, and that's after they already assume they should focus their energies on the second game after very likely losing to fnatic.


The sound and the fury of Splyce stickers on your M4A1-S Golden Coil

There is a glimmer of hope and that is how evenly North American teams can play against each other (which Splyce already showcased against CLG at the Major qualifier) and which could happen if arya and his men meet Liquid in the losers' game.

However, Splyce have also fallen victim to this phenomenon themselves, recently being stomped by Kyle "⁠OCEAN⁠" O'Brien's ex-AGG/KKona in a best-of-three qualifier for the CEVO Season 9 finals.

Those looking to learn more about this team, who are likely the biggest underdogs of the Major and also the biggest question mark, can find out about roles and relationships in our interview with DAVEY from the Major qualifier.

Until then, the fate of the weird world rests in these five training their butts off at the eSports Arena in Santa Ana and somehow defeating fnatic in their Group B opener. If that were to happen, it might also be a good time to invest in the Russian Ruble.

 

All four groups will have their opening rounds play out on March 29th, the first day of the Major, and we will still release previews for Groups C and D before the big day dawns.

In addition, we will be releasing a series of interviews with many of the attending teams, with two having already gone live: one with jkaem of FaZe and one with EliGE of Liquid.

As the magic dates of March 29-April 3 draw ever nearer, stay focused to HLTV.org for more exclusive coverage of the upcoming Major.

stich writes for HLTV.org and can be found on Twitter

United States Nick 'nitr0' Cannella
Nick 'nitr0' Cannella
Age:
20
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.08
Maps played:
309
KPR:
0.76
DPR:
0.68
Sweden Jesper 'JW' Wecksell
Jesper 'JW' Wecksell
Age:
21
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.10
Maps played:
815
KPR:
0.77
DPR:
0.67
United States Eric 'adreN' Hoag
Eric 'adreN' Hoag
Age:
25
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.97
Maps played:
325
KPR:
0.65
DPR:
0.64
United States Andrew 'Professor_Chaos' Heintz
Andrew 'Professor_Chaos' Heintz
Age:
25
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.93
Maps played:
117
KPR:
0.64
DPR:
0.68
United States Spencer 'Hiko' Martin
Spencer 'Hiko' Martin
Age:
26
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.12
Maps played:
398
KPR:
0.73
DPR:
0.60
Sweden Mikail 'Maikelele' Bill
Mikail 'Maikelele' Bill
Age:
24
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.02
Maps played:
427
KPR:
0.68
DPR:
0.63
Canada Jason 'jasonR' Ruchelski
Jason 'jasonR' Ruchelski
Age:
21
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.90
Maps played:
173
KPR:
0.64
DPR:
0.71
Denmark Philip 'aizy' Aistrup
Philip 'aizy' Aistrup
Age:
19
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.08
Maps played:
478
KPR:
0.75
DPR:
0.68
United States Kenneth 'koosta' Suen
Kenneth 'koosta' Suen
Age:
19
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.11
Maps played:
162
KPR:
0.76
DPR:
0.66
United States Jonathan 'EliGE' Jablonowski
Jonathan 'EliGE' Jablonowski
Age:
18
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.05
Maps played:
278
KPR:
0.75
DPR:
0.71
Sweden Freddy 'KRIMZ' Johansson
Freddy 'KRIMZ' Johansson
Age:
21
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.10
Maps played:
644
KPR:
0.73
DPR:
0.61
Sweden Robin 'flusha' Rönnquist
Robin 'flusha' Rönnquist
Age:
22
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.10
Maps played:
817
KPR:
0.74
DPR:
0.63
United States Arya 'arya' Hekmat
Arya 'arya' Hekmat
Age:
23
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.91
Maps played:
195
KPR:
0.65
DPR:
0.73
Sweden Olof 'olofmeister' Kajbjer
Olof 'olofmeister' Kajbjer
Age:
24
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.14
Maps played:
663
KPR:
0.78
DPR:
0.64
Portugal Ricardo 'fox' Pacheco
Ricardo 'fox' Pacheco
Age:
29
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.02
Maps played:
397
KPR:
0.71
DPR:
0.69
United States Abraham 'abE' Fazli
Abraham 'abE' Fazli
Age:
23
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.98
Maps played:
170
KPR:
0.71
DPR:
0.74
Canada Kyle 'OCEAN' O'Brien
Kyle 'OCEAN' O'Brien
Age:
28
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.74
Maps played:
137
KPR:
0.51
DPR:
0.73
Norway Håvard 'rain' Nygaard
Håvard 'rain' Nygaard
Age:
21
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.06
Maps played:
316
KPR:
0.74
DPR:
0.71
Norway Joakim 'jkaem' Myrbostad
Joakim 'jkaem' Myrbostad
Age:
22
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.05
Maps played:
249
KPR:
0.75
DPR:
0.70
Sweden Dennis 'dennis' Edman
Dennis 'dennis' Edman
Age:
25
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.06
Maps played:
381
KPR:
0.73
DPR:
0.67
Canada David 'DAVEY' Stafford
David 'DAVEY' Stafford
Age:
19
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.01
Maps played:
181
KPR:
0.71
DPR:
0.70
Ukraine Oleksandr 's1mple' Kostyliev
Oleksandr 's1mple' Kostyliev
Age:
18
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.19
Maps played:
396
KPR:
0.84
DPR:
0.70
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Nice... Once again TOPKEKiksde is too fast for you guys
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:P
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"Aside from being the world's best Major player, flusha also enjoys m_rawinput 0, pressing TAB, and long strolls on the beach" n1 xd
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Hahaha that one was amazing
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+1 ayy
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That was savage
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1st
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fack
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n1
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Go Fnatic!
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lelelelelele
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Aside from being the world's best Major player, flusha also enjoys m_rawinput 0, pressing TAB, and long strolls on the beach LMAO
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"lelelelelele fans sold separately" lol
2016-03-23 22:14
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2016-03-23 22:14
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"Aside from being the world's best Major player, flusha also enjoys m_rawinput 0, pressing TAB, and long strolls on the beach" XDDDDDDDDDDD
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sexy event page
2016-03-23 22:17
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the inglorious bastard of YOLO plays hahahahahahha NICE ONE!
2016-03-23 22:20
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VERY good read. Props to stich
2016-03-23 22:23
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wow stich, great moves, keep it up, proud of you!
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ez fnatic ;)
2016-03-23 22:28
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ez splyce ty 4 ez skins :)
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can u stop with the cringy shit under the pics holy fucking shit.
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it's just a bit of humour, nothing cringy about it nt NiKo
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EzPz F0X....501 bombs drop -_-
2016-03-23 22:44
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this group is kinda boring bc its pretty obvious how its gonna go Liquid vs Faze - Doesnt Matter Fnatic vs Splyce - ez fnatic Loser of Liquid/Faze vs Splyce - ez loser of liquid/faze Fnatic vs Winner of Liquid/Faze - ez fnatic Liquid vs Faze bo3 - only interesting matchup
2016-03-23 22:46
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Pretty true tbh
2016-03-24 19:09
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My exact thoughts on this group :P
2016-03-27 05:36
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Aside from being the world's best Major player, flusha also enjoys m_rawinput 0, pressing TAB, and long strolls on the beach
2016-03-23 22:49
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wut if....bear with me here boys...its a long shot but....wut if....fnatic out in groups...and splyce goes thru ....lol whewlad
2016-03-23 22:50
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Simple group. Ez for liquid and faze !
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xDDD
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adreN will play MLG major? nice
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"put your cans in the air for group B"
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Fazelele
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nice article once again!
2016-03-24 00:13
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gl s1mple
2016-03-24 00:18
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Fnatic top this group without using hands. Too ez for them
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"Couldst'-a" - solidddddd Sitch
2016-03-24 00:31
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"Of all eight 'Legends' who made the playoffs of DreamHack Cluj-Napoca, FaZe are currently our lowest ranked at 11th place" having dignitas at top 6-7 for weeks makes your ranking unlegitimate
2016-03-24 00:32
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Nvm
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It's time for a gift to the fnatic fans! twitter.com/CrazyGuyofDoom/status/712341..
2016-03-24 01:05
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ez 7th win in a row for the gods <3.
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Always a pleasure visiting your articles and reading your captions stich :)
2016-03-24 01:13
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ty :)
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Are you Polish? I thought you were American lol
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Polish-American, dual citizen and speak both languages. Born in the US though.
2016-03-24 19:21
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Ah, that's cool!
2016-03-25 02:51
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ez for lelelelele Kappa
2016-03-24 01:25
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this stich guy writes great articles :)
2016-03-24 01:34
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liquid has a chance! Faze sucks!
2016-03-24 04:54
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no, no please
2016-03-24 05:38
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Quarter finals: Liquid vs CLG: Liquid SPLYCE vs Cloud9: SPLYCE Selfless vs OpTic: Selfless Winterfox vs Obey.alliance: Obey Semi-finals: Liquid vs Selfless: Liquid Obey.alliance vs SPLYCE: SPLYCE Finals: Liquid vs Cloud9: Liquid win 3-1
2016-03-24 04:56
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#104
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Vietnam MaybeIWill
This made my day
2016-03-24 13:11
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Wrong tournament, chief.
2016-03-24 19:13
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#72
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United States Cipherr
The way these are written now is great, love you stich :*
2016-03-24 05:15
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#74
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United States Aguamelone
rip fnatic CLG probably gonna win this major now
2016-03-24 05:47
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#75
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cArn | 
Sweden cArn@dSn
The lineup truly does read like a Gold Nova's wet dream: - a leader in Robin "flusha" Rönnquist who also has the best rating at the Majors of all players, - the world's best player in Olof "olofmeister" Kajbjer, his unflappable Snus-chewing sidekick in Freddy "KRIMZ" Johansson who almost telepathically plays in tandem with Kajbjer, - a well-meshed support and factotum in Edman, and finally the inglorious bastard of YOLO plays, AWPer Jesper "JW" Wecksell. Aside from being the world's best Major player, flusha also enjoys m_rawinput 0, pressing TAB, and long strolls on the beach lololololololooooooooooooooooo. Thanks for the laugh! Great job!
2016-03-24 06:02
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#88
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Luxembourg alex24
+1 loved that :D
2016-03-24 09:59
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ez for fnatic and FaZe
2016-03-24 07:03
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#79
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Germany LANDWHALE
I fucking love stich's banter
2016-03-24 07:06
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#80
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Belarus Starvoid
meme game is on point
2016-03-24 07:12
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#81
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Somalia goner
Put your cans in the air for the Group B preview
2016-03-24 07:48
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#82
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Belgium Ex6TenZ_
If that were to happen, it might also be a good time to invest in the Russian Ruble. ROFL
2016-03-24 08:16
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#86
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Lithuania HomeInvader
Aside from being the world's best Major player, flusha also enjoys m_rawinput 0, pressing TAB, and long strolls on the beach.ROFL
2016-03-24 09:50
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#87
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Lithuania HomeInvader
Snus-chewing sidekick
2016-03-24 09:53
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#89
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Luxembourg alex24
please stand up while fnatic wins yet another major
2016-03-24 10:02
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Fnatic and Faze to go through to playoffs.
2016-03-24 10:58
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#93
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Brazil EliteNZK
"Poor, poor Splyce" are u KIDDING ME? SPLYCE WILL TAKE THIS MAJOR, I BELIEVE!
2016-03-24 11:09
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Just make sure you get your Splyce stickers now, because they're going to be maaaad expensive once Splyce takes home that trophy.
2016-03-24 19:15
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#94
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flusha | 
Pakistan sanos
ez for flusha
2016-03-24 11:29
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#96
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f0rest | 
Serbia dankooo
GOD STICH
2016-03-24 11:36
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#98
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United States Doctor1597
NA struggle isnt real, ez for Splyce and Liquid.
2016-03-24 11:40
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#99
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roman | 
Palestine ndr[o]
lmao! stich, I really like your writing style + the small jokes man :D:D
2016-03-24 11:53
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lol gg stich
2016-03-24 12:02
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lmao stich you are a legend
2016-03-24 12:22
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Can't wait to see Group B and D games!
2016-03-24 12:49
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#103
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United Kingdom m0o
Probably the funniest, more accurate and well written line I've already read on hltv: "The lineup truly does read like a Gold Nova's wet dream: a leader in Robin "flusha" Rönnquist who also has the best rating at the Majors of all players, the world's best player in Olof "olofmeister" Kajbjer, his unflappable Snus-chewing sidekick in Freddy "KRIMZ" Johansson who almost telepathically plays in tandem with Kajbjer, a well-meshed support and factotum in Edman, and finally the inglorious bastard of YOLO plays, AWPer Jesper "JW" Wecksell." *tips hat to author Great article
2016-03-24 13:04
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#105
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Poland monsteRR_
ez for elelelelelelele
2016-03-24 13:15
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#106
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s1mple | 
Iran w_eeeeeeee
put your cans in the air xdd
2016-03-24 13:37
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1. fnatic 2. Liquid (defeating FaZe in Decider match)
2016-03-24 14:03
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#109
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NiKo | 
Poland Jaruzel
The descriptions under images are legendary ;p
2016-03-24 14:16
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#111
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FalleN | 
World Vechnyp
trash faze to be trashed on groupstage
2016-03-24 14:49
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#112
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Greece her-1g
Liquid are underperforming way too consistent :/ i believe that splyce might upset them and faze aswell
2016-03-24 15:59
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#113
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Russia lumi2k
FaZe vs. Liquid, gonna be nice =)
2016-03-24 17:14
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Aside from being the world's best Major player, flusha also enjoys m_rawinput 0, pressing TAB, and long strolls on the beach +1 to writer
2016-03-24 17:27
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#126
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jOELZ | 
Poland stich - HLTV.org
thank you ^^
2016-03-25 00:20
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#127
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coldzera | 
World 2pacShakeRr
goooo FaZe !! FaZe Family <3
2016-03-25 02:27
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1st. Fnatic 2nd. FaZe I could say Liquid has not change against FaZe.
2016-03-25 03:02
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#130
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Sweden BenneDoT
"Couldst'-a there be a reason?" Top kek
2016-03-25 08:29
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#131
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Sweden T_T
1. fnatic 2. FaZe
2016-03-26 14:46
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#133
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Portugal spmb
RIP NA
2016-03-26 17:04
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#134
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Poland gkondzix
i m like :#
2016-03-26 20:43
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#138
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f0rest | 
Iran JKWoWiaN
Go NiP Go f0rest <3
2016-03-27 17:11
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