Editorial: Will Stewie2K find redemption?

Is redemption possible for Stewie2K in the off-season following a darling run at IEM Dallas?

Can Stewie2K ride a Mayflower high through the summer?

The statistician lives in a Hell of his own making. Obsessed with precision, he endlessly throws up parameters that become his conscious cage. Hounded by finality, he lives by the dusty achievements of the past and the VLOOKUPs of today. Chasing the absolute, he is confounded by the mysteries of faith, or rather, by the intangibles of life. Entropy is his enemy, ever seeking him and his models, throwing the floorboards out from under them, and leaving naught but ruins behind.

All of us, to some degree, try to insulate ourselves from the vicissitudes of life. We throw up worldviews, belief systems, and rankings, all in the hope that they signify value. But the universal ferment that bubbles beneath the surface dogs us further. Intangibles haunt us ever on.

And while cold, engineered precision has brought us the modern creature comforts that we all know today, the fires of competition do not play by the laws of "optimal" or "exact." Sometimes chaos rains from the sky, and it is this quantum uncertainty that drives the statistician into a frenzy.

This brings us to today’s column: Jake "⁠Stewie2K⁠" Yip’s miracle run with G2 at IEM Dallas. G2’s victory in Dallas with the Stewie2K flavor reinvigorated the scene, in particular injecting much-needed lifeblood into the giant consumer market that is North America. It surprised nearly everyone who observes and commentates on professional CS, and was truly Cinderella-like in how "GStew" overcame numerous higher-ranked teams to claw their way to a gold medal.

Just how was this feat accomplished with a stand-in — particularly one who hadn’t (mostly) played high-level CS in two years and stood on a playoffs stage in five? What made this stand-in such a draw in terms of eyeballs and storylines? What could this signify about Stewie2K’s future?

Mount Stew

On paper, the deciding factors for G2’s ridiculous tournament run are relatively clear. A monstrous performance from Ilya "⁠m0NESY⁠" Osipov wowed crowds and teammates alike. Nikola "⁠NiKo⁠" Kovač, now long in the tooth in terms of tilt, took on the IGL mantle and seemed completely at ease with it, and also threw up massive numbers in the fragging department. And finally, we saw vestiges of Nemanja "⁠huNter-⁠" Kovač’s form from late CS:GO, as the cousin made game-changing plays and had his fair share of large moments.

Having this whippersnapper get IEM Dallas MVP certainly helped

These are the players in the G2 core who have to be unlocked to make deep tournament runs. However, something throughout 2024 had seemed off; the entire team seemed rigid and afraid, and fell short of expectations for such a stacked fragging core. Outside of 3-4th place finishes at IEM Chengdu 2024 and the PGL Copenhagen Major, their results gravitated more in the 5th-8th place finishes range, far from both internal and external expectations.

Lo! Enter Stewie2K. Firstly, from the statistics perspective, both Stewie2K and Nemanja "⁠nexa⁠" Isaković had generally poor showings in Dallas. But something about the former completely reinvigorated G2 compared to earlier.

Chef2K was in the kitchen in Dallas, stewing his way to gold

A vibe in the air gave G2 a super-charged, can-do energy. The kids, and Stewie2K himself, called it an “aura,” and perhaps there is a semblance of truth here.

And while it was easy to laugh off Stewie2K’s jittery spray, his missed smokes on Nuke, or his lack of confidence sometimes, at other times his impact in unlocking m0NESY and NiKo was clear. Selfless, brash, and determined play by Stewie2K set G2 on a victory course that charted through a hard-fought campaign against MOUZ, Liquid, FaZe, 9z, and Vitality to a brutally fought tournament victory. And my oh my were the games thrilling, close, and scrappy. An homage to days of less clinical Counter-Strike that hooked us all.

Why does it matter?

For the statistician and the spreadsheeteer, stand-ins are correctly noted as being a downgrade most of the time. The history of CS is replete with the use of stand-ins at tournaments, as visa issues, sicknesses, and family events have invariably worked their toll on the ability of all five players to attend an event. And outside of a few notable examples, such as Justin "⁠jks⁠" Savage standing-in for FaZe at IEM Katowice 2022 to win the entire event in a triple overtime thriller, they tend to flop in performance output.

In baseball (European readers are allowed to cover their eyes here), sabermetrics refers to an analytical approach to the game that relies on statistics to measure in-game activity. In the world of esports, this kind of approach is presupposed by the nature of the very medium, but to continue the analogy, sabermetrics is an entirely different approach to a sport that simultaneously kills some of its fun.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why doth my numbers fall?

We live in a world of uncertainty, of messy humans and messier competitions. The addition of Stewie2K into G2’s starting five in place of beleaguered (now benched) IGL Rasmus "⁠HooXi⁠" Nielsen for IEM Dallas slotted him into the role of a much needed, if individually underwhelming, designated hitter (to slightly further the baseball analogy) for the team. He was in the right place at the right time to make some individual plays that then unlocked his teammates.

This was a certain factor in G2’s success, primarily in finding breathing room to let their skills shine and dominate the server at the expense of their opponents.

Like so many other sports, and in particular ones with single participants or small teams, e.g. tennis, basketball, and CS, the mental aspect is a huge factor in team performance. One overly relaxed flow state later and a good player can easily find themselves standing perched on a podium, wondering how they arrived through a haze of glory. On the other hand, one bad premonition, one taste of bad blood in the team, or even one bad sleep schedule can quickly send champions tumbling back to earth, despite all their practice and mental fortitude.

Statisticians, of course, hate this.

There is no room in the world of rankings and ADR for aura, or vibes, or intangibles. The very concept that a stand-in can be snatched piecemeal off the streets of San Francisco, pulled through the vape-pen fumes of 4AM FACEIT queues, and be used to revive an erstwhile dying roster is anathema to the world of the statistician.

And Stewart2000 wept, for their were no more servers to conquer

And while a simple eye test of Stewie2K showed he did not have the sufficient aim, spray control, or decision making of a tier one pro in 2024, he somehow managed to continually have an impact in G2’s matches as well as on their mental overall.

Over-contrived comments about storylines and aura aside, there is something to be said for the fact that it has been Stewie2K who has pulled three fairytale runs out of the hat in his CS career, and come to define the region itself.

Whether it is the mocking eye of God peering at us from the sky, or the indelible streams of entropy moving history in one particular direction, it seems that Stewie2K has figured out the art of being in the right place at the right time. And that skill has saddled him with winners’ trophies and medals, something his detractors generally cannot be said to possess.

Past, Present, and Stewture: What Next?

There is pristine but sterile CS (old Astralis and current MOUZ come to mind), and then there is messy but dynamic CS. The former almost always wins. But we are far more likely to remember the latter (and content-brained Americans rejoice as a result).

Stewie2K’s run with G2 took us back to the early CS:GO days when tournaments were free-for-alls and volatile matches were a given, and while this will not be a longtime trend, it was good to be reminded of the existence of that side of the game. It brought back many old fans and reenergized many new spectators.

There are two wolves inside of you; both of them enjoy good CS finals

But will Stewie2K be able to run with this hypercharged momentum and find himself back in the world of top tier Counter-Strike again? It’s hard to say for sure as the outspoken American certainly has a high estimation of his own ability and tends to ruffle feathers within an already anemic and insular American scene. In a recent interview with Alex "⁠Mauisnake⁠" Ellenberg on his stream, Stewie2K seemed confident that he would return in some capacity and relatively soon.

But in that same interview, Stewie2K couldn’t help but spill the tea quite extensively on G2’s internal issues and awkward leaderless environment. This openness, or perhaps call it obliviousness, certainly rubbed many readers and community members the wrong way, and suffice to say we at the least should not expect the American to be invited to join G2’s current four-man roster in the near future.

It is his very tendency to be heedless and bold that has both propelled him to boundless success in CS, but also contributed to his very own downfall during the waning Liquid days in 2019 and subsequent disastrous (and infamous) stint on Evil Geniuses. In a way, Stewie2K is still climbing out of a hole he dug back then, and while the Dallas run is certainly a large leg up, he will need to keep climbing. Life is brutal with accountability for one's past like that.

Stewie2K has a ways to go if he hopes to return to a finals stage

It is also nearly certain that a phenomenon like Stewie2K’s IEM Dallas run won’t come around for a long time; it is a statistical outlier on an X-Y axis that lives on an island all of its own. After all, sport is a tough and remorseless arena. Outliers are quickly squashed or countered, and one trick ponies go by that name because when you shock your opponent with novelty, their adaptation comes ever faster. Going beyond the delicate balance of a competitive dance into the world of all-out frenzy opens up a player to self-implosion.

A 1970s tennis writer once exclaimed, “His winners look like they should count for two points,” when watching Jimmy Connors play in the Wimbledon final. We don’t get two points for a faster serve, nor do we get two rounds added to the scoreboard off the back of an instrumental game-winning clutch. Stewie2K will not get an extra two points added to the scoreboard for his clutches or aura, even if they may explosively result in tournament-bending results from time to time.

Whether we like it or not, we are hemmed in by the parameters and brackets that statisticians throw at us, kept to a fixed range in any direction we seek — a sort of observable universe of potential where we are located directly in the referential center. And as much as the statisticians are hounded by unpredictability and unforeseen consequences, so we too are kept fixed in place by medians and means. Thus, we shouldn’t expect Stewie2K to overshoot his average median any time soon, at least without putting in a lot more work to modernize his play, something he alluded to in his Mauisnake interview.

Slots in tier-one teams are limited, and not many free ones come walking along. As entertaining as Stewie2K’s brief resurgence in the limelight was, and as likely as it is that he will emerge in some capacity somewhere again, the law of medians will prevail. So, by all means, you can expect that the next title will be claimed by the five most aura-free, yet professional, Europeans you’ve ever laid eyes upon.

United States Alex 'Mauisnake' Ellenberg
Alex 'Mauisnake' Ellenberg
Age:
30
Team:
No team
Rating 1.0:
0.90
Maps played:
100
KPR:
0.63
DPR:
0.72
Bosnia and Herzegovina Nemanja 'huNter-' Kovač
Nemanja 'huNter-' Kovač
Age:
28
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.11
Maps played:
1760
KPR:
0.76
DPR:
0.66
Australia Justin 'jks' Savage
Justin 'jks' Savage
Age:
28
Team:
No team
Rating 1.0:
1.06
Maps played:
1359
KPR:
0.70
DPR:
0.63
Denmark Rasmus 'HooXi' Nielsen
Rasmus 'HooXi' Nielsen
Age:
29
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.85
Maps played:
1075
KPR:
0.57
DPR:
0.69
Serbia Nemanja 'nexa' Isaković
Nemanja 'nexa' Isaković
Age:
27
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.03
Maps played:
1525
KPR:
0.68
DPR:
0.64
Bosnia and Herzegovina Nikola 'NiKo' Kovač
Nikola 'NiKo' Kovač
Age:
27
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.15
Maps played:
1918
KPR:
0.79
DPR:
0.66
United States Jake 'Stewie2K' Yip
Jake 'Stewie2K' Yip
Age:
26
Team:
No team
Rating 1.0:
1.00
Maps played:
1559
KPR:
0.69
DPR:
0.69
Russia Ilya 'm0NESY' Osipov
Ilya 'm0NESY' Osipov
Age:
19
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.19
Maps played:
553
KPR:
0.78
DPR:
0.60
Not unless he suddenly stops being a narcissist and full of himself, which considering he hasn't yet, probably not
2024-07-07 14:02
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#6
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Poland DonBeppe
Cook this fraud 🔥
2024-07-07 14:06
22
The success he had in his career certainly comes from being full of himself and a narcissist, his actual skill was always below what he achieved.
2024-07-07 14:18
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true. Just look at the events liquid won in the grand slam. Most of them stewie was lowest rated or second lowest rated on liquid. Granted he was still like 1.04+ but his skill wasn't nearly as high as the hype for him. Flashy player for sure and can hit nutty shots but he wasn't the catalyst for liquid winning. I fully believe if they swapped him for autimatic or any half decent NA pro at the time liquid still wins the grand slam
2024-07-09 17:31
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#41
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Brazil lilpeepBigCityBlues
he has such a bad personality 😭 watching his stream is painful sometimes, he is always trying to pick a fight with someone, even with his viewers(usually trolls)
2024-07-07 16:31
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you just couldnt be more wrong. Your full of yourself and egoistic kid without brains. Go explore some tiktok
2024-07-07 22:43
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Stewcel spotted
2024-07-08 01:45
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#88
Faceit plus user Faceit level 10 Old school: User been here for more than 10 years  | 
Finland LuboDai
Wdym? What he said is the truth. His attitude has a been a problem and he himself even admitted to it. What's there not to understand? It's not like all that was public. Oh sh.......
2024-07-08 12:49
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He is good for tier 2 NA, nothing more.
2024-07-07 14:05
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NA dosent have tier1
2024-07-07 14:16
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#24
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Serbia nebuloza
fr
2024-07-07 14:56
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Liquid are looking for players... just saying. Or even some B tier NA team like M80
2024-07-07 14:05
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#54
Faceit level 10  | 
YSL | 
United States aim64
Stew and twistzz can’t be on the same team or smth and tbh stew is too shit for liquid even
2024-07-07 18:43
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#79
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United States JackPirate
m80 sold their star player remember they're going to be ranked t4 in the coming months
2024-07-08 01:32
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#85
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United States 1Tuurtle
M80 has been on par with liquid ever since liquids last rebuild
2024-07-08 02:23
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no
2024-07-07 14:06
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1 reply
#95
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Turkey Tagan35
yesn't
2024-07-12 18:48
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BLEED Stewie2K soon
2024-07-07 14:06
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1 reply
please no don't ruin bleed with s2k ego bullshit we already have enough serbian nationalist nepotism
2024-07-07 23:14
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#8
Old school: User been here for more than 10 years  | 
jackasmo | 
Russia *Tpo-_-JI.b*
No, he will not, at least not until he gets over his nonsense ego, behaviour, attitude and acknowledges what Richard L pointed out in all of the VODs in general, which was all valid... Then maybe, otherwise forget bout it, not happening...
2024-07-07 14:07
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Overrated ego player
2024-07-07 14:10
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nt stich i aint falling for your threads again
2024-07-07 14:11
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everytime I read two sentences and I check the author of the article and I am never surprised
2024-07-07 14:11
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3 lines in and I knew it was stich
2024-07-07 14:42
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his vocabulary is so colorful
2024-07-07 15:59
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#12
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China hdgamerrr
Get in a real team then we'll find out. Stewie is impressive considering him not be able to play top tiers for a really long time and did ok at IEM Dallas, but if you take his performance to compare with other tier1 players, what he did is obviously not good enough.
2024-07-07 14:11
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Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Richard Lewis told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the arena and he is able to play the game.’ Thirty years later, Thorin told us ‘I had to start my csgo like a car, it’s very complicated.’ And Fifflaren said that during the game– I don’t remember what game- he pressed the wrong button on the keyboard. Question for you both: is Counter-Strike playing today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the keyboard and mouse, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical pause during the game? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your coaches?
2024-07-07 14:14
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xddddd
2024-07-07 14:18
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lmao nice reference
2024-07-07 17:53
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thanks came up with it on the spot
2024-07-07 18:35
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#18
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DZ | 
Algeria SilverQuick
Depends tbh.
2024-07-07 14:28
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#19
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United States |Scy|
Nah, he'll remain a streamer. Either out of choice or out of lack of opportunity. "I don't want to travel"2k. Especially with the new Valve ranking system with the grind teams have to go through to get invited, nah.
2024-07-07 14:30
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#20
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Serbia Dinarska_divizija
Nice read, well written
2024-07-07 14:35
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#22
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Sweden Vrede
if G2 keeps lose -Hunter +Stew
2024-07-07 14:42
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do you expect any other result with snax..?
2024-07-07 17:50
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#67
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Sweden Vrede
XD
2024-07-07 22:42
0
He show his true colors giving interview for maui, unless he grinds everyday he is done but surely his possible redemption won't start in good t1 team
2024-07-07 14:49
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#26
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France Nanynoodle
don't underestimate liquid
2024-07-07 15:03
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2 replies
its impossible to underestimate liquid
2024-07-07 16:00
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#44
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France Nanynoodle
Funny
2024-07-07 17:27
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#30
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Europe pro_lapse
I see stich, I lock in
2024-07-07 15:27
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#31
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Canada minibeech
quite certain he said in his maui interview that hes not even looking to get on a team or anything.
2024-07-07 15:30
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#32
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India Faze0089
Not even M80 or NRG will sign a player like him. Shows how low he has fallen.
2024-07-07 15:48
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How many S tier events have M80 or NRG won in cs2. Exactly none, how many has stew won, 1. He beat faze mouz and the rest of the teams. LUL
2024-07-07 17:40
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#33
Old school: User been here for more than 10 years  | 
MATYS | 
United States LongDong
The answer is no.
2024-07-07 15:53
0
Good article
2024-07-07 15:55
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He already did by winning Dallas
2024-07-07 16:04
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#39
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China RADNIKEY
Yes when he joins Liquid
2024-07-07 16:23
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#40
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United States BuckSoxely
Heroic: Welcome Stuart 2000
2024-07-07 16:26
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#42
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United Kingdom Leftie
Stewie reading this like bruh uwotm8
2024-07-07 16:31
1
Horror article saying a bunch of nothing. I wasted 5 minutes reading this. Someone found a thesaurus for the first time in their life. What did this article achieve? Nothing is the answer. Also, the writer has some kind of implicit negative bias and just doesn't like stew. If only he were 10% as good at writing as stew is at CS, he would have written a more comprehensive article with substance.
2024-07-07 17:46
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#86
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Europe Nuskel
It's an editorial
2024-07-08 07:11
0
Imagine if he was a cool person on top of being good at cs
2024-07-07 18:16
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Why was everyone booing stew when he won Dallas I don’t get it
2024-07-07 18:39
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#57
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Slovakia GloryMole
I think it was Steeeeew, but it sounds like Booo
2024-07-07 19:01
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For real? I hope so he’s a stand up guy
2024-07-07 19:26
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1 reply
It was actually Mooo The event was sponsored by local cheese company
2024-07-08 00:30
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Here is a player which nobody cares about seeing he playing again. Still in live Stew, trying to show a good side from you
2024-07-07 18:46
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#58
Faceit premium user Faceit level 10  | 
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United States r0l4nd_
This article was entirely too long for the topic
2024-07-07 19:09
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If he still wants to play with the awp, then it’s unlikely that anyone will take him, what’s the point?
2024-07-07 19:10
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#62
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Brazil 7akemeout
stewie to nrg
2024-07-07 20:25
0
Just a lucky fluke come on
2024-07-07 21:52
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#69
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United States JackPirate
good read, his reckless playstyle defiantly kept other teams on their backfoot forced them to watch for flanks and clearing silver holes
2024-07-07 22:58
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#70
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Fiji uho
Create a false narrative and talking like it's truth. The real mystery is not how Stew managed to win the event but how he convinced so many this was his influence that was so crucial, not just the team playing without pressure.
2024-07-07 23:02
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#83
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United States JackPirate
i mean considering how every other event their t side plans were hide and wait for monesy to clear site if monesy died then they would have to save the roster was basically 4 anchors and a awper adding anyone with a different skill set was a +
2024-07-08 02:05
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The fact he probs get paid for these articles is funnier, makes it better
2024-07-07 23:25
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#73
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Israel mcnamaras_EEEdiots
this articlr has me... in stiches! hahahahaha!
2024-07-07 23:26
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I hope so.
2024-07-08 00:12
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Monesy carried them the entire event. Stew had little impact lol
2024-07-08 00:29
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#82
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United States JackPirate
stew won more rounds than nexa and hunter
2024-07-08 01:54
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#87
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Australia Dadecum
no
2024-07-08 08:21
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The negativity is wild in these replies, a ton of arm chair QBs in this thread......Maybe some of you guys should had stood in instead. The way you guys talk you have to be the best CS players just undiscovered still looking for that chance to show the goods.
2024-07-08 14:44
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no, hes too lazy and high out of his mind. he washed himself out of cs years ago.
2024-07-09 17:12
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#93
Old school: User been here for more than 10 years  | 
HeatoN | 
Sweden flkt
How can he not be picked up by a team?? Or does he turn down all t2-t3 teams and want a t1 team?
2024-07-10 08:26
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#94
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Palestine ChuQuinho
no
2024-07-10 16:21
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