Editorial: The schadenfreude Major

Some criticise taking pleasure in the failure of others, but it is a vital part of what makes esports so much fun.

gla1ve's triumph came at the expense of Astralis

Schadenfreude, or finding joy in the misery of others, has been perhaps the overriding emotional reaction amongst the community to the trials and tribulations teams have endured during the PGL Major Copenhagen cycle thus far. Astralis have been on the receiving end of the heaviest dose, but other teams too have seen their failures met with glee. As we approach the Major proper, these kinds of stories will play out again and we will see more examples of CS-related schadenfreude.

Some, particularly those also involved in striving to reach the pinnacles of professional CS, take a dim view of this kind of community reaction; we have all seen the tweets that are inevitably posted after a team screws up on a grand scale, scolding those who take pleasure in seeing others fall flat on their face or imploring the community to exercise sympathy.

Whilst understandable, these exhortations miss the benefit that schadenfreude can bring. Schadenfreude is an utterly vital part of what makes the storylines that arise from competition so compelling, and asking people to not indulge is perhaps based upon a misunderstanding of just how universal and almost irresistible the emotion is, and how it adds to the narratives that take place in our game.

Some fans found joy in watching Astralis falter after their roster shenanigans in the off-season

The majority of us will have indulged in a little bit of schadenfreude at some point in our lives for it is a guilty pleasure that is nearly impossible to deny. It scratches an almost primal itch in the human brain and is deeply rooted in fundamental aspects of the human psyche.

The emotion drives enjoyment of slapstick comedy, one of the most basic and universal forms of humor and is closely tied to our concepts of justice: the desire to see people punished for perceived wrongs. Most importantly, perhaps, it is a vital component of the joy of competition. The proof of these fundamental aspects of schadenfreude and its universality lies before us in the community reaction to some of the storylines that have emerged throughout the PGL Major Copenhagen qualification stages.

Many of these storylines of course centered on Astralis, the team the community currently love to hate, and their failure to qualify for the first Danish Major. The sheer number of comments on articles related to their failed RMR run serves to prove the point that many were keenly invested in their journey, and the content of those comments serves to prove that plenty were waiting on their downfall.

"Deserved" was a word that popped up time and time again, as were comments expressing mirth or enjoyment at their failure, with one user explicitly saying "we love to see it." Not only did the community take pleasure, but also some players admitted as such, specifically René "⁠TeSeS⁠" Madsen. Astralis were not the only target of the community's wrathful laughter, Falcons too suffered a heavy dose of schadenfreude-induced laughs, as did Ninjas in Pyjamas.

There are plenty of good reasons as to why these teams suffered the reaction that they did. Astralis have steadily but surely tanked their reputation amongst the community through a series of decisions that were questionable at best. The mismanagement of their roster, such that they went from commanding a singularly impressive era of CS to a team that struggled to make it to Majors, their involvement in the saga surrounding Nicolai "⁠HUNDEN⁠" Petersen, and their apparently shady transfer tactics; emphasised and compounded by the Stabbi scandal.

Ninjas in Pyjamas similarly squandered a legacy through mismanagement, were involved in unsavory stories relating to contract disputes and cynical business practices, and have sucked the life out of many young players in recent times. As for Falcons? The potential of sports (or in this case esports) washing and the attempt to buy success, which flies in the face of CS' meritocratic history, led to the inevitable dislike of that organization.

This leads us to the first reason why the schadenfreude directed at these teams is so potent, and why it is so important to the compelling narratives: justice. Astralis, Ninjas in Pyjamas and Falcons were all, rightly or wrongly, seen to have been punished for their perceived wrongs. Karma, or more accurately the teams' own ineptitude, has served up a slice of justice and has punished the wrong-doers for their sins, and as such the community lapped it up. Every good story needs a villain, and in their respective narratives Astralis, Ninjas in Pyjamas and Falcons assumed the role of Big Bad Wolf. Rather than eating the protagonist at the end of the tale, they were chewed up and spat out instead.

NIP, Astralis and Falcons served as the villains of their respective stories

To emphasize this point, consider the Spanish community's reaction to the failures of Álvaro "⁠SunPayus⁠" García and Alejandro "⁠alex⁠" Masanet, compared to the failure of Antonio "⁠MartinezSa⁠" Martinez and 9z. On the surface it would appear there are some similarities to the ties between HEROIC and Astralis. SunPayus and alex departed a national scene that was unlikely to reach the very top, only to fail to make the Major whilst their countrymen in KOI picked up the pieces admirably and ensured Spain would once again have a team and players to cheer for at a Major.

One might expect Spanish fans to find pleasure in the failures of the duo that departed for international waters, but their departures were not acrimonious like those of Jakob "⁠jabbi⁠" Nygaard and Martin "⁠stavn⁠" Lund from Astralis, which didn't make fans feel schadenfreude. The majority understood, even if painfully, that the desire to depart for significantly bigger teams that had better long-term chances for success was understandable. As such, it is harder to find a sense of justice being dealt in their failures, and instead fans focused on the impressive resilience shown by KOI. MartinezSa on the other hand seemingly opted to join a worse project but one in a weaker region with an easier route to the Major, and so it was easier to criticize and feel a little vindicated because he did not make it.

Spanish fans focused on the resilience of KOI more than on the failures of Spain's players in international squads

The tragedies suffered by these teams are also, simply put, funny. Seeing supposed titans of the game clatter the first hurdle and drop to their knees provided a slapstick-esque guffaw for many, and the manner in which events occurred only added to the humor and irony.

Astralis put together a Danish superteam as a result of stavn and jabbi's supposed betrayal of Casper "⁠cadiaN⁠" Møller, only to miss the first Danish Major, whilst those they cast off and those stavn and jabbi abandoned made it. Falcons tried to throw Saudi cash around to buy success but instead had to settle for something less spectacular and ultimately failed anyway. Ninjas in Pyjamas kicked Ludvig "⁠Brollan⁠" Brolin, only to watch him make the Major whilst they flopped spectacularly. There is a dark humor to be found in these stories which gives them their power.

There is also the inescapable fact that schadenfreude in some form is a key part of competition. Much of the thrill that comes in victory is knowing that someone else lost, and Counter-Strike is no different. You didn't just win, you beat someone else to win, and you derive some of the pleasure of success in seeing someone else fail.

But whilst schadenfreude is inherently negative, there has to be misery for it to exist, in the context of the storylines I mentioned above there is also a positive side to be considered. Competition acts much like a set of scales, in the sense that it weighs the merits and worth of two competitors and as one falls, the other must rise. Whilst Astralis, Ninjas in Pyjamas and Falcons have certainly fallen, and the community has taken pleasure in that fact, there has also been an immense outpouring of joy for those that have risen on the other side of the scales.

gla1ve's revival was made sweeter by Astralis' downfall

Lukas "⁠gla1ve⁠" Rossander was written off by many by the end of his time in Astralis. The Dane stood amongst the ashes of a fallen dynasty, the mastermind and leader of many triumphs yet unable to recapture the glory days of yore. Plenty of the captivation of gla1ve's tale came because he shrugged off his latter-day Astralis struggles whilst leading a Polish lineup, a bizarre marriage, and the squad he helmed was short of the elite-level personnel he had spent much of his glory days leading. Much of the fascination with his personal story came, however, as a result of the contrasting fortunes of Astralis.

Not only did gla1ve outperform the team that cast him by the wayside, he personally banished them to the Last Chance Qualifier and further dented Astralis' morale, putting up a powerful individual performance whilst doing so. The narrative is only so beautifully poetic if the entire narrative is considered; not just the failures of Astralis, not just the success of ENCE and gla1ve, but the whole dramatic tale.

Brollan is another player whose narrative was bolstered through schadenfreude. The two-time Top 20 Player of the Year was much maligned as his time in Ninjas in Pyjamas drew to a close and he had seemingly wasted away after showing such promise in his teenage years. Alas, not only did he qualify for this Major whilst NIP did not, his individual level has improved drastically since he departed the floundering Swedish organization. He was not carried to the Major by virtue of being on a better team, he did much of the carrying as one of the top-10-rated players in his RMR and as the second-highest-rated player on his team.

Again, whilst Brollan's personal redemption is compelling in its own right, the context makes it all the better. The fact the team that kicked him only went downhill and proved that, if anything, they were holding him back creates an even more captivating story.

Brollan has been reinvigorated since departing NIP

ENCE's success was amplified by the struggles of their previous core. It seemed impossible that they would recover from the loss of such a strong batch of players despite the fact they had recovered from the loss of an individual like Lotan "⁠Spinx⁠" Giladi in the past. They did so in admirable fashion, and the struggles of their old core makes that fact even sweeter.

TeSeS and Rasmus "⁠sjuush⁠" Beck's journey was so enthralling because of the vindication offered by the collapse of Astralis. The duo had been left to pick up the pieces after the Stabbi drama exploded the successful roster they had been a part of, with the supposed betrayers off to pastures greener. The drastic failures of Astralis only served to make the whole story, including HEROIC's success, more fun.

There is no light without dark, and the purely joyous response to some narratives was only so joyous because of the direct links and contrasts with other negative narratives. So don't take issue with the fact some will screech with glee at the failings of others as the Major gets underway. Accept it, and embrace it as part and parcel of competition, esports, and the game we all love. Understand that schadenfreude only serves to bolster the thrilling narratives that carry esports broadcasts, and appreciate how it enhances the success and joy of the stories that unfold on the other side of the equation. PGL Major Copenhagen has, thus far, been the schadenfreude Major, and that is a good thing.

Sweden Ludvig 'Brollan' Brolin
Ludvig 'Brollan' Brolin
Age:
21
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.05
Maps played:
1221
KPR:
0.71
DPR:
0.67
Denmark Rasmus 'sjuush' Beck
Rasmus 'sjuush' Beck
Age:
25
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.02
Maps played:
1098
KPR:
0.68
DPR:
0.64
Denmark Jakob 'jabbi' Nygaard
Jakob 'jabbi' Nygaard
Age:
20
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.99
Maps played:
1008
KPR:
0.67
DPR:
0.66
Israel Lotan 'Spinx' Giladi
Lotan 'Spinx' Giladi
Age:
23
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.09
Maps played:
668
KPR:
0.73
DPR:
0.64
Denmark Martin 'stavn' Lund
Martin 'stavn' Lund
Age:
21
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.05
Maps played:
1346
KPR:
0.73
DPR:
0.67
Denmark René 'TeSeS' Madsen
René 'TeSeS' Madsen
Age:
23
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.04
Maps played:
1105
KPR:
0.71
DPR:
0.67
Spain Alejandro 'alex' Masanet
Alejandro 'alex' Masanet
Age:
28
Rating 1.0:
1.02
Maps played:
1520
KPR:
0.69
DPR:
0.65
Denmark Lukas 'gla1ve' Rossander
Lukas 'gla1ve' Rossander
Age:
28
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.97
Maps played:
1906
KPR:
0.65
DPR:
0.66
Spain Antonio 'MartinezSa' Martinez
Antonio 'MartinezSa' Martinez
Age:
23
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.09
Maps played:
315
KPR:
0.72
DPR:
0.61
Denmark Casper 'cadiaN' Møller
Casper 'cadiaN' Møller
Age:
28
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.04
Maps played:
1728
KPR:
0.69
DPR:
0.62
Spain Álvaro 'SunPayus' García
Álvaro 'SunPayus' García
Age:
25
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.11
Maps played:
574
KPR:
0.72
DPR:
0.59
cool stuff
2024-03-15 21:20
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i love schadenfreude
2024-03-15 23:35
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#47
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Germany raynox_cs
this chat is now jerman
2024-03-15 23:36
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guten tag
2024-03-16 09:57
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#156
Faceit premium user Faceit level 9  | 
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Germany Smartest_Fakeflagger
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
2024-03-16 15:30
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#50
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Germany hltvfinest
to them schadenfreude is just a funny word that sounds made up. To me its reality everyday.
2024-03-15 23:38
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ehehheehehehehehe >:) 😈
2024-03-15 23:45
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#89
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United States JuuJJJ
schadenfreude is an everyday word for those of us who thrive on misery and the downfall of others, we may not be jerman but we’re just as foul!
2024-03-16 01:28
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Weird kimdergarden, schadenfreude and you cant even pronounce that shit
2024-03-21 11:40
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#55
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Nepal Voicon
GOAT source of dopamine
2024-03-16 00:06
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#2
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United States sziasztok
deserved
2024-03-15 21:20
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+1 snakes always deserve mockery "Some fans found joy in watching Astralis falter after their roster shenanigans in the off-season" Oh boy give me first row seat pls, good karma moment is always joy to watch.
2024-03-15 23:38
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mickey mouse championship?
2024-03-15 21:22
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#12
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Hungary colbyak
that was paris
2024-03-15 21:28
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#17
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United States injury
Paris is actually the best major, as it was the most profitable.
2024-03-15 21:33
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#31
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Hungary colbyak
in that metric, sure
2024-03-15 22:09
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In overall it was sucks. 2nd worst major than rio
2024-03-15 22:35
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#52
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Finland HARD4ENCE
The most profitable = the most important USA/NA metric
2024-03-15 23:41
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True
2024-03-16 08:58
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flag flair
2024-03-15 23:36
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#56
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United States injury
Flag
2024-03-16 00:21
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35 replies
what about it
2024-03-16 00:34
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#63
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United States injury
Expected
2024-03-16 00:34
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you calling me a fascist?
2024-03-16 00:35
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#67
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United States injury
delusional as always
2024-03-16 00:40
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31 replies
whatever youre insinuating, as an american you probably shouldnt be talking
2024-03-16 01:01
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#79
Faceit level 10  | 
0SAMAS | 
Finland jakem0n
He is not american I think. He managed to derank from lvl6 to lvl5 so I hope he is not from US since it would be pretty awkward for him considering how bad the scene is in US rn tbh.
2024-03-16 01:09
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why would he choose that flag then nobody outside of usa wants to be american
2024-03-16 01:46
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#94
Faceit level 10  | 
0SAMAS | 
Finland jakem0n
Why would anyone fakeflag to begin with?
2024-03-16 02:07
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3 replies
you just said he wasnt american???
2024-03-16 03:45
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#122
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0SAMAS | 
Finland jakem0n
Yes, I did and I'm still wondering why people do that shit. Sorry if it was hard to understand.
2024-03-16 04:26
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i get you now im guessing to troll (activities of a 13 year old these days)
2024-03-16 04:57
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and btw thats exactly why i said flag in the first place and why he shouldnt be talking
2024-03-16 01:47
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#97
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United States injury
You have an issue bro? Show me your faceit level
2024-03-16 03:06
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#98
Faceit level 10  | 
0SAMAS | 
Finland jakem0n
You are the one with issues according your faceit lvl. Grind hard and lose another lvl.
2024-03-16 03:10
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#100
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United States injury
Bro i am faceit 6 wdym
2024-03-16 03:14
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#123
Faceit level 10  | 
0SAMAS | 
Finland jakem0n
Nice bro. Now keep it or make it to 7 <3
2024-03-16 04:27
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#149
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United States injury
Thanks mens)
2024-03-16 14:00
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#96
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United States injury
I am from the greatest country in the world and i shouldnt be talking? LMFAO go back to your kebab
2024-03-16 03:05
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ok this cleans it up for sure im guessing your iq is about 80 and youre from about countryside kansas
2024-03-16 03:44
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#105
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United States injury
flag
2024-03-16 03:45
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ok so your age lies around 13 as well good to know
2024-03-16 03:46
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#108
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United States injury
name
2024-03-16 03:46
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take your L already
2024-03-16 03:48
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#110
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United States injury
Youre the one getting megabaited
2024-03-16 03:48
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oh no! you got me so good dude
2024-03-16 03:49
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#112
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United States injury
xaxaxaxaxax 0/8
2024-03-16 03:50
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9 replies
tell me your age
2024-03-16 03:52
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#114
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United States injury
I value privacy.
2024-03-16 03:53
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youre quite hilarious you should however probably grow up
2024-03-16 03:55
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#118
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United States injury
XAXAXAXAXAXA good talk mens, it shouldnt be this easy
2024-03-16 04:13
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this is very fatiguing
2024-03-16 04:20
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#120
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United States injury
GN turkey)
2024-03-16 04:21
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i am zero percent turkish but nice xenophobia also youre acting exactly like someone i knew in 10th grade
2024-03-16 04:58
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#152
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United States injury
Do i give a shit?
2024-03-16 14:03
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if you dont youll have a sorry existence
2024-03-16 14:07
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You meant mickey mouse scene. Don't be mad about twistzz not making major, he at least now has "younger IGL" and team with "more potential"
2024-03-15 23:40
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someone is salty i take it
2024-03-16 00:34
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Salty? Faze is one of favourites to win major, twitzz will be sitting home and malding canadians are calling first CS2 major mickey mouse tournamets because they have zero canadian players there. But I get you are trying to defend him, since you are in the same boat with him with germany having zero players in Copenhagen as well, so I think someone else is salty here. Enjoy your lovely day.
2024-03-16 00:51
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then why are you so hung up on twistzz
2024-03-16 00:58
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dude what are you on about
2024-03-16 00:59
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im serious please tell me why are you so hung up on twistzz
2024-03-16 03:44
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#130
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Romania garcea89
Why are u looking to get banned? U fought against every person in the last 24 h, u ok bro? Calling people fascist etc U literally spamming this thread so bad, i got to do my duty and report u For a better hltv.....cheers
2024-03-16 06:18
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i never called anyone a fascist also: cope
2024-03-16 07:13
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Meds
2024-03-16 09:49
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Please be a good boy and leave hltv.
2024-03-17 12:31
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<3 gla1ve
2024-03-15 21:22
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#5
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Poland GOD999999
Only Germans could create that word.
2024-03-15 21:22
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#15
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Germany PuzbiBig
It's beautiful one.Echte Liebe
2024-03-15 21:32
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one loveee
2024-03-15 23:36
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again with the astralis agenda
2024-03-15 21:22
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#8
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Serbia Atom1c_o7
the what
2024-03-15 21:24
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#9
Old school: User been here for more than 10 years  | 
donk | 
Sweden extra_cheese
implying ppl care about astralis
2024-03-15 21:25
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What a great read
2024-03-15 21:26
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should've put Liquid in the article too
2024-03-15 21:27
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we NA fans are too desperate for any amount of success to hate on Liquid
2024-03-15 21:52
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m8, Liquid is literally just Astralis without the excessive controversies and sabotage.
2024-03-15 22:39
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which just gives me sadness instead of schadenfreude
2024-03-16 01:14
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No. We are glad CoL made it and Liquid is now one step closer to finally making some necessary roster changes.
2024-03-16 03:34
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finally making some necessary roster changes. This team exsists for 3 months lol. You say this as if they have a guy on team who is shit for 2 years (osee) and management finally gonna relise who is the problem. Blast Groups who cares really, missed Katowice due to roster changes, played basiclly only NA qualifiers, played showdown being jetlagged. their only crime is not making to the major and losing to m80 in a qualifier for chengdu. It's actually the opposite, COL should make roster changes and replace GRIM, who keeps ghosting in important matches every time, but instead he was offered contract extesion
2024-03-16 21:41
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The roster has existed for almost 3.5 months now with some of the worst results of Liquid’s existence. They do have a player that has been underperforming for 2 years now (yekindar). Changes are needed. The team that qualified for the major needs changes but the one that bombed out of the easiest qualifier region is just fine, yup. Get out of here with that bullshit.
2024-03-16 22:03
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They were matched up against two best tems of americas regions, they didnt lose to underdogs. How do you expect them to play good cs if most of the time they were stuck in NA playing and practicing against scrubs. Just because Yekindar and Cadian are EUropeans, and naf and twistzz played t1 cs for over 7 years doesnt mean anything if team lack of good structure and cohesion. Nowadays everyone can click heads, whats matter is temwork. Look at their gameplay against COL or Nouns/Wildcard/any t2 NA team, there was no difference. Their mappool is shallow because they have little of practice, actual practice, not talking about scrims, against good teams. Yekindar joined Liquid in July 2022 and he was a beast until spring pro league 2023. His poor performance until the end of 2023 can be explained by the fact that he was an ingameleader, i admit he had bad perfromance throughout rmr and showdown though.
2024-03-16 22:21
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The only schadenfreude-worthy move there is twistzz imo, dude became the next kjaerbye
2024-03-15 22:36
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0/8 article about laughing at teams but liquid not mentioned
2024-03-16 03:28
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HLTV should cut Astralis that check already
2024-03-15 21:32
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CAN YOU FEEL ZE SCHADENFREUDE!
2024-03-15 21:33
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"The tragedies suffered by these teams are also, simply put, funny." Based
2024-03-15 21:35
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+1
2024-03-16 01:18
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#20
Faceit level 7  | 
GeT_RiGhT | 
United Kingdom MystJess
Well rip my comments, some mod is clearly a fan of the wife beaters at Astralis management and the snakes in the server
2024-03-15 21:36
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One of the best hltv articles, great job king_dempz
2024-03-15 21:36
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#22
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World Lyoa
Well, seeing Astralis lose and not make a major on home soil after buying stabbi is really funny tbh.
2024-03-15 21:37
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Stabbi lol
2024-03-15 21:38
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HLTV cooking today with these articles
2024-03-15 21:38
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random ahh article
2024-03-15 21:45
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tldr
2024-03-15 21:52
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#30
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China RADNIKEY
Now we just need coldzera to get 13-0'd a couple of times
2024-03-15 21:57
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good article :)
2024-03-15 22:13
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Great article, very cool for you give attention to something like this - makes for a nice change to news and interviews. Also love how such a professional and eloquent article used the word Stabbi, basically declaring the word official now
2024-03-15 22:32
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#39
Faceit level 9 Old school: User been here for more than 10 years  | 
jOELZ | 
Poland stich - HLTV.org
language is always fluid and adapts to culture, what starts out as slang always filters its way into the lexicon over time, at the same time other words disappear. for example who says "golly" or "gee whizz" anymore even in esports it's been a long minute since i heard someone type out "Kappa"
2024-03-15 22:51
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But why do we miss the "baitF"? Scary that he would beat the shit out of you?
2024-03-17 07:36
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Everybody should watch Richard Lewis' video on why we all celebrated NIP not making it.
2024-03-15 22:47
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#40
Faceit level 9 Old school: User been here for more than 10 years  | 
jOELZ | 
Poland stich - HLTV.org
great article! :)
2024-03-15 22:51
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Flogging dead horses is a popular pastime these days.
2024-03-15 22:56
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5 replies
flag lmao
2024-03-16 01:22
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4 replies
What an original constructive comment. Good job.
2024-03-16 01:22
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dane malding over article which is mocking stabbi and snakestralis, lovely
2024-03-16 01:25
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I'm not malding, I merely made an observation.
2024-03-16 01:26
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Funny to see 99% of the comments agree with article while the 1% which doesn't are butthurt danish users who are trying to downplay awesome article. So I am going to refer you to my original comment #85
2024-03-16 01:36
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HLTV writers are really reaching for their pop sociology theories to write about these days.
2024-03-15 23:26
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#54
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Canada santacruz05
Thx for this article! Appreciate the work
2024-03-16 00:05
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#60
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Destroyer | 
Other Marauder_
asstralis is so ass its unbelievable. like just hearing the name "Asstralis" stinks of bad
2024-03-16 00:27
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epic tf2 reference
2024-03-16 00:38
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#66
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Other Marauder_
its a disgrace how an org in such poition can become so worthless. And why are we taliking about falcons lol, who? but nevermind, Nip on the other hand had a history, but they havent done shit since 2014, with the brand value and everything its amazing they havent declared bankrupcy yet terrible management
2024-03-16 00:39
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Really nice post, good work man
2024-03-16 00:56
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I love this article. I like the editorials a lot! While stich sometimes has too much humor to the point where it seems forced (still a nice read, just can be a lot at times) this one was sublime
2024-03-16 01:01
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Yeah sometimes it's a bit over the top
2024-03-16 10:56
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Nice article to human physiology and what makes sports so nice. HLTV has really put their best foot forward in recent times. Banger article after another.
2024-03-16 01:04
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Being left out of a major should be something super serious, qualifying for the major should be the No 1 priority of any player and tier 1 team, therefore, if you do not get in you should not be part of the top 10 of the hltv end of year ranking, let's give importance to what should be given and not to farm stats in tier 2 tournaments.
2024-03-16 01:10
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Great article
2024-03-16 01:13
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Awesome W article, I always said this. Without emotions (both good and bad), sport and esport would be so boring and no one would care about it. Imagine if everyone was just correct snowflakes and be over respectful and sympathising with every loser. also STABBI is now OFFICAL haha
2024-03-16 01:29
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Good article, embracing the bantz is what makes CS fun. I’d also like to add Liquid to the schadenfreude list.
2024-03-16 02:12
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it was funny as well
2024-03-16 03:13
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weakest major in history
2024-03-16 04:03
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B#$hurt Astralis fanboy alert
2024-03-16 14:03
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#121
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Mongolia Oreosmilkshake
Quality article
2024-03-16 04:22
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banger
2024-03-16 05:06
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Good job.
2024-03-16 05:08
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Why are they allowed to use our beautiful language, but I'm not? 😭
2024-03-16 05:15
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Damn, actually I wasn't aware that the german word "Schadenfreude" is a thing in the english language aswell. Heared about "Kindergarten" and "Stuhl" but this was new for me. Nice to know.
2024-03-16 05:28
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#132
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Malaysia robouki
would have been funnier if they called it the schadenFRAUD major xD
2024-03-16 06:58
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We mock NiKo's deagle's three missed shots mostly because of humor, but we mock AST differently. Most people are full of malice, and AST deserves it.
2024-03-16 07:04
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international site, me no speak jerman…
2024-03-16 09:30
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Why do hltv comes up with german words
2024-03-16 10:24
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Love how Germans create compound words for every human emotion/expressions
2024-03-16 10:54
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#144
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Australia Beard43
Honestly, it is fun to see Astralis fail as an organisation after all of the really shady operations and blatant scummy lies that so many people are happy to shrug off as "PR" talk. And for sure with Heroic making it through and gla1ve knocking them out, of Katowice too, lmao we sure do live in a time. Also funny to see it referred to as the "stabbi scandal" here ;-)
2024-03-16 12:18
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Excellently written !!
2024-03-16 12:49
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Astralis is the biggest joke 2024 in esport
2024-03-16 13:02
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schadenfreude lets go
2024-03-16 13:38
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#148
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United States festivve
Rare W editorial
2024-03-16 13:49
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Excelent article
2024-03-16 14:03
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Brought to you by Astralis PR.
2024-03-16 14:53
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love the drama. if you think about it, you can't have young teams be happy to beat the odds to qualify .. without the dreams of people who expected to qualify being crushed.
2024-03-16 15:00
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Where is liquid, literally the funniest thing ive seen all year that they didnt make it
2024-03-16 17:05
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#164
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United States Bbaby
funniest thing is Astralis did not make it and then blamed blame and replaced him with bro bro
2024-03-17 02:59
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#158
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Denmark Litvan
Really, really, REALLY well written article!
2024-03-16 18:45
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Good job
2024-03-16 20:28
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#163
Faceit premium user Faceit level 7  | 
NAF | 
United States Bbaby
I am hard rooting for the failure of Spirit and Vitality In proper schadenfreude style
2024-03-17 02:59
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#170
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Poland Apapus
I thoroughly enjoy these new editorials that HLTV is creating. This site is changing from being just about the results of matches into something much better. Kudos to you guys, great job, another good article and good read!
2024-03-17 10:45
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#172
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Aruba LKWFahrer_300KMH
schadenfreude is the best Freude!
2024-03-17 12:40
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That’s just same thing as Launders hatemaxxing + fraud watching series on YT
2024-03-17 23:59
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excuse me, but this was very bad :/ this article could and should have been at least 1.5x shorter, not because "tldr", it just feels overfilled with useless reiterations
2024-03-19 20:04
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